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 Posted: Thu Jul 02, 2009 1:51 pm
As I type, they're doing maintenance on the zOMG servers, or so they claim.
But I know the truth, the wicked old men of yore have climbed out of their crypt lairs, with their accursed knives in hand..
And they are hunting down the fabled behemoth Landshark. The one creature that puts the fear of god into those who would wander Gold Beach.
Once they have slain that wonder of zOMG, they will release their neutered version of the Landshark, lesser in all ways, before returning to their hidden lairs.
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 2:48 am
YAY!
At long last, the Regulars have a hope of survival.
Instead of survivaaaaagh!
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Posted: Fri Jul 03, 2009 11:37 pm
So... so... now I know you for what you are! You... you minion of those wicked old men!
How could you say that about the Landshark? cry
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 12:13 am
Because it's devoured many of my comrades? Ravaged the seaside? Destroyed many a fine seaside picnic?
I say that about the Landshark because it was an unstoppable force of evil and hunger that plagued these lands for many moons. Our greatest and bravest warriors fell before it, and the land was bereft of heroes. But no more!
Also, the Landshark is a total d**k.
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Posted: Sat Jul 04, 2009 11:37 pm
 Aye... but it is a kaijuu. A fearsome behemoth! One should expect a king to behave like a king, should not also a kaijuu behave like a kaijuu?
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 3:27 am
That depends, Showa, Heisei, or Millennium era?
Because I remember many a movie in which the King of Monsters himself Saved the world.
Including from pollution. And he didn't nee a kid with a monkey, either. Suck on that Gaia, and your Avatar appraised of all five elements. No wonder the Ebon Dragon stole her so easy. He probably splashed her with polluted pond water first.
And if need be I will pull out the Manilla card.
But I really don't want to, because as interesting as the social context is. . . WHY can he change size? There's no reasopn for that! Worst of all his kids, I swear.
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Posted: Mon Jul 06, 2009 10:45 pm
*laughs*
Mixing Captain Planet and Exalted? whee
Also, Kaijuu likes stomping about and doing stuff like the Landshark, uncaring of humans. biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:05 pm
Oh please.
If the Alchemicals are Transformers, the Terrestials are definitely Captain Planet.
Once I work the others into convenient 80s cartoon references I'll commishion a drawing of it and motivational it with. . .
"Exalted: Simpliest explanation ever."
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:59 am
Hahahahahahahahaha...
No mention of Teenage Mutant Ninja Lunars? ^_-
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Posted: Thu Jul 09, 2009 12:36 pm
I don't know if TMNT is best for Lunars.
Although it does seem to best fulfil it.
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 1:11 am
It's that or Usagi Yojimbo and/or Bucky O'Hare. ^_^
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Posted: Fri Jul 10, 2009 10:51 pm
Bucky O'Hare was epic.
I was actually thinking about the Vissionaries. Each character had a different animal totem power that reflects their personality by allowing the knight to temporarily transform into that animal. Plus, their magical powers allow them to use the futuretech technology that's fallen out of use on their planet (do to the reawakening of magic). But I wonder if I'm pulling the metaphor too long and should back off.
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Posted: Sun Jul 12, 2009 3:00 am
Visionaries were also quite nice. And yes, they DO fit the theme well.
Down to that one episode where they were trapped in their animal forms. ^_^
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Posted: Mon Jul 13, 2009 11:53 am
So, the Transformers, the Vissionaries, Captain Planet, and hmm...
Skeleton Warriors for Abyssals?
After that, I start hitting some difficulties.
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Posted: Wed Jul 15, 2009 3:46 am
Or He-man for abyssals; Skeletor and his minions! ^_^
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