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 Posted: Thu Sep 01, 2005 6:17 pm
(I was going to do the word-by-word story game, but that would be really hard to follow on a message board.)
So, the way that this game works, "sentence-by-sentence" is a bit of a misnomer. Really, you can use up to three-ish sentences at a time. (There's not a set top limit to sentences...just don't post an entire paragraph or anything like that.)
What happens is, a story is written as one person posts a sentence (or three-ish) and then the next person writes another sentence (or three-ish) that continues the story.
It is worth noting that this is not at all a serious story.
So, I will begin.
"The brave knight Sir Harold set off on a quest for the legendary bowler hat of unimportant magical power."
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Posted: Fri Sep 02, 2005 9:48 pm
On the first day of his quest, Sir Harold managed somehow, through unknown means not important to the plot of the story, to take a road that led to a strangely unfamiliar meadow in which he found lily-white, four-petaled flowers which gave off the both enticing and annoyingly permeating smell of macaroni and cheese, evidently making Sir Harold's stomach growl and his horse neigh in hungry protest, bury its nose into a clump of flowers, and refuse to go on any further.
Woot... one jumbled inane sentence!!! This is what happens when you are trying to read the intro to the The Scarlet Letter while munching on carrots and a cheese sandwhich right after you finished reading about the electrogenic pumps and intergral proteins found in plant and animal cells. Hey that last sentence was also jumbled. Cool.
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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 8:42 pm
"Unfortunately for Sir Harold, the flower then swallowed his horse whole! But Sir Harold fell of the horse with the sudden movement, and landed on his butt, and was thus saved from a horrid death by flowers."
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Posted: Sun Sep 04, 2005 3:10 pm
"However, the flowers began to chase after Sir Harold. So he ran away from the flowers, to prevent them from eating him and therefore causing a slow and horrible death-by-flowers."
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Posted: Sat Sep 24, 2005 1:59 pm
"Sir Harold ran for days and days, through lakes and villages, and over mountains. Until finally, an ugly old lady looked at the flowers chasing the unfortunate knight, and the flowers withered under her gaze with a long shriek of agony."
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 6:56 pm
sir harold turned to thank her,but got stunned byher face,and was sent to the happy hospital,where he recovered,with the help of lots of pie and not ugly old ladies.
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Posted: Wed Sep 28, 2005 4:01 pm
While in the hospital, Sir Harold lost his memory and met a new friend! His name was Sir Kerry, and he like Sir Harold a lot. For a while, they dated, but then Sir Herald remembered everything. Sir Herald wasn't gay, so he felt very awkward. He didn't have to worry about it, though, cause then the hospital released him. But he did promise to write to Sir Kerry every once in a while.
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 2:16 pm
as he set off for his continuational quest,he met mario,the little "italian" mushroom chomping plumber/world saver,and sonic the hedgehog.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 12:08 pm
Sonic however had a heart attack as a result of all that constant running around, which made Sir Harold very sad.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 4:33 pm
And so, to honour Sonic's death, Mario and Sir Harold had a pizza party on Sonic's grave, and made sure to burn the pizza to a proper shade of mournful, charcoal black.
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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:10 pm
At which point, Sonic returned from the dead to punish Mario and Sir Harold, because he didn't like pizza. So he chased around his two ex-friends in an attempt to eat their shorts.
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 6:13 pm
Which was when the dragon suddenly appeared out of nowhere, as a result of Harold's chronic case of character-in-story-itis.
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Posted: Fri Oct 14, 2005 9:06 pm
At which point The Great Zacatraz came out of hiding and shot the dragon in the head with his SRS Sniper Rifle
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Posted: Fri Oct 21, 2005 4:07 pm
then the srs sniper rifle(sniper is such a funny word sweatdrop ) blew up,because spyro came along to avenge his fallen brother.he then got all "grrr,DIE"and pulled out a magical raygun,filled with pixie sparkle-stuff-ness,but the great whatsizname ducked,and mario was turned into a pretty ballerina.
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Posted: Sat Oct 22, 2005 1:49 pm
Mario, discovering his new-found powers, danced around Spyro and shot fire-balls at the same time.
**Is this story making less and less sense or am I just thinking differently? o.o;**
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