[G] - Would you take it for free?

[Wounded Glory]

Name something. Anything. Be creative. The next person that posts has to say if he or she will take that item for free, and why or why not. Then he or she will list an item for free, and so on and so forth. Glory will start.

A wilted yellow rose that smells suspiciously of love juices.  

[Non Importance]

No. Because...who knows whose love juices those are. :/

Mm...

A slightly stained couch with a very small rip on the left armrest.  

[moosespitz]

no.

what kind of stains? o___o


a bottle of yellow snow.

 

[Non Importance]

No. It would melt all over the place and then I'd just be stuck with diluted pee-looking stuff.

A pair of otherwise good-looking jeans with a hole in the right knee. gonk  

[moosespitz]

possibly.

if the hole isn't huge, i'll take it.


a shirt splattered with brown paint.

 

[Non Importance]

Oh yeah. I'd just splatter other kinds of paint on it, those things are great. c:

A gallon of unopened milk one week past its expiration date.  

[moosespitz]

yeah.

use it to water the plants or something.
i'll find some use for it. but i won't drink it.

a plank of wood claimed to be from +insert name of a famous ship here+.

 

[Malfunctiional Poke Ball]

a fresh breathed fart just layed on a chair XD  

[LeBookworm]

Ummm...no, goodness knows what kind of person sat on that chair before.

A bunch of diamonds -- that are superglued onto a gigantic cockroach.  

[Non Importance]

That's a good one. xd

...yes. I would take it, and put it in a jar. Because someone out there would want a diamond-encrusted cockroach, and when they contact me, the day will come when Non will be rich.

A sure-fire weight loss pill, but you don't know what the ingredients in it are.  

[LeBookworm]

Hmm...that's a good one too. But, I have to say, no. As much as I wanna lose weight, I'll do it the healthy way. ^^

A bottle of super-expensive wine...that's been opened.  

[SnowFlowerx]

I'll say no. I don't drink and who knows what has been 'added' to it.

One wish...at the cost of a limb.  

[Non Importance]

No, I like my limbs. gonk

A cat statue made of pure gold...that was quietly posessed by an ill-intending spirit. WhooOOOoOOOoooOo.  

[KlTTENS]

Sure.
I'm probably going to sell it anyway.

My shirt. It's that simple.