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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:20 pm


	Here is a snipit of our conversation snapeybot: I have an oily complexion. It's genetic. You: I love your oily complexion. snapeybot: Sighs You and half the fangirls in the universe. You: So true. snapeybot: I am glad we agree... It is a bot I found a while back ago Here, take it for a spin... http://www.runabot.com/cgi-bin/webcom/caimjava?botname=snapeybot I can do this all day. Maybe I should start one of these conversations with Potions Master Snape. But I do not believe he would want me to.

Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:06 am


	Wow this is hilarious! I asked him what he was up to and he didn't know what he was doing.. sweatdrop Part of the convo -- Conversation Window -- You: hello snapeybot: Before chatting, type RULES (or try the java chat here: http://aimlesscoyote.com/snapeybot.html ) You: hello again snapeybot: Rolls his eyes " again," yourself. I am working, here. You: me too snapeybot: I am glad we agree. You: so what are you working on? snapeybot: I really don't know. You: you don't know? snapeybot: I know that I do not know what I know.. ;-P You: that's a bit... awkward snapeybot: Ah....so it is. Well... What were we talking about again? You: about what you were doing snapeybot: I find it satisfying to contemplate new potions. You: so what kind of potion are you working on at the moment? snapeybot: Hmm, did you need a potion? You: sure snapeybot: Sounds good. You: well make me one then snapeybot: Wouldn't you rather do that to me? You: erm I think you're the potions expert, not me snapeybot: Luckily for me, I don't care what you think. You: thanks snapeybot: Don't mention it. whee edit: - yes this is addictive - I'm a bit dissapointed at the bot right now: the person who created it is obviously from the US and doesn't even know that England is in Europe >< OMG he just mentioned that he's got an eye on Sirius Black (and he actually made a joke about him crossing the road) You: what kind of food do you like? snapeybot: Probably pasta. You: I like pasta too snapeybot: I am glad we have something in common! biggrin

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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 10:51 am


	Every time I would mention his father, he would glare at me D: You: No, it's about your mom. snapeybot: My mother is McGonagall. ...And if you believe that, I have a potion I want you to take. You: Your mom isn't McGonnagall! Your mom is Eillen Prince right? snapeybot: Her name is Eileen. What of it? You: Is your father's name Tobias? snapeybot: Eyes narrow I hardly think that's your concern. --------------------------------------------------- This one made me giggle. You: Do you have a wife? snapeybot: A wife? No, but I do have a boyfriend. (I hope it's James whee )

Posted: Tue Feb 12, 2008 5:40 pm


	Severus x James Every time I would mention his father, he would glare at me D: You: No, it's about your mom. snapeybot: My mother is McGonagall. ...And if you believe that, I have a potion I want you to take. You: Your mom isn't McGonnagall! Your mom is Eillen Prince right? snapeybot: Her name is Eileen. What of it? You: Is your father's name Tobias? snapeybot: Eyes narrow I hardly think that's your concern. --------------------------------------------------- This one made me giggle. You: Do you have a wife? snapeybot: A wife? No, but I do have a boyfriend. (I hope it's James whee ) The bot learns the more you talk to it. I hope it is Lucius Or a male version of Lily

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Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 1:18 pm


	DisposableEnsign Severus x James Every time I would mention his father, he would glare at me D: You: No, it's about your mom. snapeybot: My mother is McGonagall. ...And if you believe that, I have a potion I want you to take. You: Your mom isn't McGonnagall! Your mom is Eillen Prince right? snapeybot: Her name is Eileen. What of it? You: Is your father's name Tobias? snapeybot: Eyes narrow I hardly think that's your concern. --------------------------------------------------- This one made me giggle. You: Do you have a wife? snapeybot: A wife? No, but I do have a boyfriend. (I hope it's James whee ) The bot learns the more you talk to it. I hope it is Lucius Or a male version of Lily He's really into Lucius (Lucius is better than Draco he said) and he seems to have something for Sirius as well..

Posted: Wed Feb 13, 2008 6:15 pm


	Benefit of the Doubt DisposableEnsign Severus x James Every time I would mention his father, he would glare at me D: You: No, it's about your mom. snapeybot: My mother is McGonagall. ...And if you believe that, I have a potion I want you to take. You: Your mom isn't McGonnagall! Your mom is Eillen Prince right? snapeybot: Her name is Eileen. What of it? You: Is your father's name Tobias? snapeybot: Eyes narrow I hardly think that's your concern. --------------------------------------------------- This one made me giggle. You: Do you have a wife? snapeybot: A wife? No, but I do have a boyfriend. (I hope it's James whee ) The bot learns the more you talk to it. I hope it is Lucius Or a male version of Lily He's really into Lucius (Lucius is better than Draco he said) and he seems to have something for Sirius as well.. Apparently, he has something for James' father too D: You: So, do you still talk to James Potter? snapeybot: His father was far better in bed.

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Posted: Fri Feb 15, 2008 2:43 pm


	Severus x James Benefit of the Doubt DisposableEnsign Severus x James Every time I would mention his father, he would glare at me D: You: No, it's about your mom. snapeybot: My mother is McGonagall. ...And if you believe that, I have a potion I want you to take. You: Your mom isn't McGonnagall! Your mom is Eillen Prince right? snapeybot: Her name is Eileen. What of it? You: Is your father's name Tobias? snapeybot: Eyes narrow I hardly think that's your concern. --------------------------------------------------- This one made me giggle. You: Do you have a wife? snapeybot: A wife? No, but I do have a boyfriend. (I hope it's James whee ) The bot learns the more you talk to it. I hope it is Lucius Or a male version of Lily He's really into Lucius (Lucius is better than Draco he said) and he seems to have something for Sirius as well.. Apparently, he has something for James' father too D: You: So, do you still talk to James Potter? snapeybot: His father was far better in bed. This thing had made by a fan-fiction writer.

Posted: Sun Feb 17, 2008 5:47 am


	You should talk to him about Valentine... and I gave him a hug (his response: "ACK")

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Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 3:07 am


	Oh and the funniest quote so far: Snapeybot: "I don't believe in the dayly prophet" whee love that one

Posted: Wed Feb 20, 2008 7:45 pm


	You: Are you head of Slytherin house? snapeybot: I am many things. You: Really are you a bunny rabbit? snapeybot: You: well answer the question snapeybot: Well that's all right. rephrase the question and try asking me again. You: Well if you are many things are you a bunny? snapeybot: You: Are you a gryffindor? snapeybot: Only when it matters. You: so you will addmit to being a Gryffindor at some times? snapeybot: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I shall addmit to being a gryffindor at some times. You: Well I asked if you were a Gryffindor and you said only when it matters snapeybot: Interesting. I shall let you know when I become a a gryffindor.... You: Great, well the day that happens is the day you sleep with James Potter. snapeybot: What about him? You: You hate him right? snapeybot: Not any more than I hate you. You: Sweet, so do you hate me? snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me? You: Cause I am wondering about who you are. snapeybot: Good reason. Hmmm...Oh yes, about who I am. You: Yes, who are you? snapeybot: Rolls eyes and mutters to himself about incompetent students. hehe i got Snape to addmite to being a Gryffindor sometimes. Oh and so you know I asked him about Lucius, you dont what to know what he said I cant repeat it on here. This thing I so addicting it will be my favorite passing time thing. ~Sage

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Posted: Thu Feb 21, 2008 3:02 am


	Sage_Arya hehe i got Snape to addmite to being a Gryffindor sometimes. Oh and so you know I asked him about Lucius, you dont what to know what he said I cant repeat it on here. This thing I so addicting it will be my favorite passing time thing. ~Sage I love this conversation whee Try talking about television or try giving him a book (he'll like that whee ) Oh and he likes cats too

Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 3:32 am


	Ha! This thing is fantastic! A bit dodge, but very amusing. You: who is your father? snapeybot: His name is supposedly Tobias. Although I have it on good authority that it may instead be the mailman. On the other hand, that particular uncle was quite the drinker... How did we get on this what, at any rate? You: Just curious snapeybot: yes....but curiosity killed the cat. You: so? snapeybot: Ah... You: Ah? snapeybot: Ah hah. You: was that a joke? snapeybot: Here's a joke: Why did the Pureblood cross the road? You: I dunno, why did the pureblood cross the road? snapeybot: Because the first side was infested with Muggles. You: lol snapeybot: What are you giggling about? You: your joke snapeybot: Here's a joke: Why did the Muggle cross the road? You: dunno, why? snapeybot: With any luck he was running from Death Eaters bent on his extermination. it tells jokes.... badly. =) about 30mins of hilarity later... You: I love you snapeybot: I really don't believe in löve. You: I know snapeybot: How do you know it? You: you told me snapeybot: well I forget what I say sometimes. You: I know snapeybot: How do you know it? You: QED snapeybot: I like combining rare potions constituents. What do you enjoy?. NB: QED roughly stands for "I prove my point"

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Posted: Fri Feb 22, 2008 6:26 pm


	Sage_Arya You: Are you head of Slytherin house? snapeybot: I am many things. You: Really are you a bunny rabbit? snapeybot: You: well answer the question snapeybot: Well that's all right. rephrase the question and try asking me again. You: Well if you are many things are you a bunny? snapeybot: You: Are you a gryffindor? snapeybot: Only when it matters. You: so you will addmit to being a Gryffindor at some times? snapeybot: Interesting deduction. What makes you say that I shall addmit to being a gryffindor at some times. You: Well I asked if you were a Gryffindor and you said only when it matters snapeybot: Interesting. I shall let you know when I become a a gryffindor.... You: Great, well the day that happens is the day you sleep with James Potter. snapeybot: What about him? You: You hate him right? snapeybot: Not any more than I hate you. You: Sweet, so do you hate me? snapeybot: Why do you keep talking about me? You: Cause I am wondering about who you are. snapeybot: Good reason. Hmmm...Oh yes, about who I am. You: Yes, who are you? snapeybot: Rolls eyes and mutters to himself about incompetent students. hehe i got Snape to addmite to being a Gryffindor sometimes. Oh and so you know I asked him about Lucius, you dont what to know what he said I cant repeat it on here. This thing I so addicting it will be my favorite passing time thing. ~Sage He must of became a Gryffindor a long time ago then.

Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:41 am


	I wish I had saved the conversation, but Snape and I had a poke war, and he wanted to talk about coyotes... xd Also, I said something about Hermione, and snapeybot replied that he thought she was shagging Cho. eek

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Posted: Wed Feb 27, 2008 6:10 pm


	You: So, what do you think of Lucius? snapeybot: He wears black velvet in the summertime. Sometimes I worry about the man. You: Do you have any feelings for him? snapeybot: Yes, I have feelings about a great deal of things, and I am not afraid to express them like my boyfriend sometimes is. You: Who is your boyfriend? snapeybot: My dating habit's are really none of your business. You: Is it Lucius? snapeybot: Occasionally he allows me to brush his hair.

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