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 Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:27 am
Ok, I remember one of my old forums had something like this. Just post things you'd probably never see a character saying. Like this:
Alfred: I hate my sister. She's ugly and stupid and I hate her!
Or...
Claire: Go away, Chris! I don't want to see you!
or...
Alexia: Let's go watch Care Bears! ^_^
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:29 am
Leon: Fighting with guns is so stupid and gay.
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:30 am
Jill: Yay, zombies and monsters! ^_^ I love Umbrella!
Oh, they can the movie characters and stuff too.
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:34 am
Wesker: Chris! I'm so glad you're alive!! biggrin
Leon: Pshh. Screw Ada. stare
Nemesis: Hi. o_o
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 10:44 am
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 11:02 am
Chris: Wesker I'm sorry I rewend your plans at the mansion can you ever forgive me? crying
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 12:36 pm
Barry: I need a stronger handgun. gonk
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:26 pm
Wesker: What the hell kind of a c*ck sucking motherf*cker are you!?
I just can't picture him use common profanities.
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:34 pm
Lord Travis Barry: I need a stronger handgun. gonk Haha, good one lol
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:40 pm
In REmake after Barry shoots Wesker.
Jill: Wesker, you just got OWNED!
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 1:56 pm
Any Character after watching Lisa fall off the edge of the platform:
"Hey, you okay? Do you need a tissue, or... something?"
Seeing the Black Tiger in RE1:
"Ummm... Okay, bug spray, bug spray..."
Or Shaun of the Dead mixed with Outbreak:
"Sh*t, Kevin, help!"
"Give me a minute."
"Wha-- KEVIN!"
"Two seconds."
Seeing a Cerebrus come at you:
"Umm... Good doggy. Maybe I have a milkbone... Dammit, where'd I put those things..."
I choose Wesker for this one just because it'd be funnier to see him in it:
Scenario: A zombie is shuffling quite a ways down an empty road at Wesker. Immediately it stops. Wesker pulls out a boombox, sets it down and hits play. The theme from "The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly" plays.
"3 Paces, then turn, buddy."
"Uunnnhhgghhh...."
*Turns, steps three steps and turns back, seeing the zombie simply shuffling many steps trying to get to Wesker*
"GODAMMIT! Why can't you bastards get it right for once?!"
*Simply shoots the zombie in the face, packs up the boombox and keeps walking*
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:07 pm
I could never picture Leon saying this. Well in my opinion I hope he never does! (if he is in other resident evil games with Ashley)
God i feel awkward typing this for some reason, well more like disgusted. twisted
Leon: Oh Ashley, I love you so much, will yuo got out with me?
*barfs* Noo! well its out of my system now so I'm fine..
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Posted: Tue Aug 23, 2005 4:28 pm
Clair: Hey why dont you go check out that noise
Rebecca:Your a poopie head
Wesker: Chris I love you
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 12:12 am
Brad: I'll save you!
Carlos: Women deserve respect, they're not objects.
Leon: I'm no hero.
Claire: I hate kids.
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Posted: Wed Aug 24, 2005 3:30 am
Jill: MONSTERS!! AAAAAAAAAH!! *throws down handgun and runs off a cliff* ....oh s**t.
Birkin: I don't mind Alexia having joined Umbrella at the age of ten! ^_^ I'm not jealous at all! God praise Alexia!
Alexia: ...Claire, I love you. *cuddle*
Wesker: JILL, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I'M SCARED!!! MOMMY!!!
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