Malfoy: Welcome to Slytherin House. We're opening the doors of our common room to provide a place for Harry Potter fans to come and discuss J.K. Rowling's incredible series. It is not necessary that you be a fan of Slytherin, any Harry Potter fan can join. So come on in and have fun.

S. Snape: Yes, all Harry Potter fans are welcome. I only ask that you read the House Rules before requesting to join. Also, please include in your join request something about what you like about the Harry Potter series (something like who is your favorite character, or which is your favorite book and why), and what attracted you to this guild specifically. I'm not looking for an essay, just something a bit more than "D00d, i luv Harry Potter, let me j0in, plz!"