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THE DARK SYNDICATE

Why hello...hello...hello...*taps fingers together, evilly*

Welcome to what my become your home. You have stumbled upon the most random, strange, and abnormal guild in this whole entire site!

Don't believe me? Join!

What will determine if this place is for you? The answer rests in your soul...are you willing to show up and post? Are you willing to leave your mask at the door and show your true colors here? Are you willing to play nicely, Syndicate style?

Here, we expect a few things from you...We expect you to accept people for who they are fully and completely. This means if they are gay, straight, bi, lesbian, trans, or w/e you're not going to damn them to hell...if they are pink, purple, black, blue, grey you will not be racist. This place is built upon acceptance. If you can't accept people for who they are, we appologize but this place isn't for you.

There are a few simple rules to follow...I know it sucks, and we all want to skip around in a field of skulls with a rainbow in the background...or a field of flowers with a cow jumping over a spoon in the sky that has taken over the moon...However, we have to obey some rules other wise chaos will commence...

1) TOS: yes they suck...yes there's grey areas...just don't get this guild banned.
2) Posting: You gotta post...you have 2 weeks to get in a HUGE whopping 10 posts! ...Difficult? Nope...not at all. This place is buzzing with posts and activity.

If you can't handle coming in like once a week minimum and trying to get to know people, why have you taking up space? If you haven't noticed...we are about posts, not people...Weeell our members that are here and active, yes we make them happy...after all they make this place...

If these posts aren't met...The Death Squad will show up on your door step at 3 am...Do you want to be waken up in the middle of the night? A dancing naked Grim Reaper on your door step, trying to hump you? Or some other freak and have a slimey ninja ocotpus that has mated with a skanky llama thrown into your face? I didn't think so...

Have I won over your heart and made you want to join in? Great! ...Wait, no!? *heart breaks* Fine! ...Wait...You do!? YAY! Oh yeah..how to join...

Click the Join button! Blank requests will NOT be accepted. Tell us about yourself...why you want in....tell us what you feel like will get you into this crazy accepting place.