In the ruins of the once prestige, collapsing, elite military group the Cake Minions; an organization based upon world domination through the usage and consumption of pastries, a storm was brewing. Fights between high ranking officials, fighting over how the minions were going to be ordered, how the hierarchy was or should be arranged, who succeeded who, who thought they ruled with power, and those who actually did..... corruption and scandal plagued the environment. Entirely unprepared, the organization as well as most civilization was devastated due to the lack of intelligence of an technological apocalyptic disaster created within the group and otherwise, entirely changing life as every one knew it. Earth over time had exhausted most if not all of its natural resources and had became over-populated. Struggling to solve the worlds energy crises, a innovative idea was in the infantile stages of being created.... Humanity was going to use Mars as a power core, creating multitudes of large newly engineered nuclear fission style reactors that harnessed energy from an abundance source, the frozen water molecules deep within Mars, splitting the atoms and converting the energy into light waves to create a man made version of 'solar energy' they would revolutionise the way humanity lived and existed..... It did just that. Military organizations from various parts of the world had signed many anti-aggression and cold zone treaties in attempts to make pacts and allies and prevent future wars but one should know its in man's nature to destroy himself. Testing new supersonic thermal vibration nuclear devices (A technical way of saying Nuclear bombs that are much hotter then present ones and also explode with a massively loud sound wave that is just as destructive as the heat released) in space with laser guided precision, most if not all bombs were detonated safely out of harms way. One test however proved fatal, when government satellites provided bad data and multiple nuclear devices scheduled to be tested passed through one of the light beams from the Mars power core station, glitching the laser sensors and re-guiding the bombs towards Mars, and even worse the reactors. Having fried the bombs computer systems with a power surge they were on a crash course with the interfering reactor, which they could not redirect. The bombs collided with the new reactor with such great force that it set off a chain reaction and took out one power station after another until Mars shattered into many large rock formations headed towards Earth. Visible from the Earth at all times of the day, the world worried as the end was near .... Their days were numbered within two they would be all dead from the large asteroids now hurling towards Earth, but the Humans figured this would be a time to shine and test their new 'babies' and prove their worth and effort by saving the world .... but what a horrible mistake that was. Nations and militarys around the world launched their new nuclear devices towards the oncoming asteroids and detonated as planned, but there was too many and most were either not phased or just had been blown apart into smaller now radioactive fragments on a collision path with earth. Flaming balls of molten rock rained down from the skies around the world creating the apocalypse the world was waiting for ... what a surprise man himself started it.



"We have to get out of here!" exclaimed the Cheesecake Ninja as fire balls began destroying many buildings on the Cake Minion base as well as aircraft and tanks.

"Where the hell are we going to go!? Its raining flaming rocks outside!" Shouted Master Frosting frantically trying to gather his barrings.

"Why the hell didn't we build a God damned apocalyptic bunker instead of pissing the money away on a giant castle fortress and other frivolous s**t!?" The Ninja exclaimed while the ground and base shook as the building was being pummeled with smaller radioactive fragments.

"Because we never figured anything like this was going to happen ever, or if it did it wouldn't have been this bad...." The frazzled leader trailed off as the base shook even more and the power flickered and sirens went off as fire was spreading and chaos was happening.

At that moment General Dough rushed into the command center. "We have to get out of here!"

"We don't have any place to go, Master Frosting pissed away all of the Cake Minion funds and were screwed!" He blurted out.

&********; Came out of the mouth of a startled General who realised their leader had failed them. "Were going to DIE!"



It was at that moment one of the largest pieces of rock collided with the base and took everybody out with a horrifically tragic and gruesome death. Everything went black and nothing existed anymore, only the faint energy of life and the rising extinguish of it. The souls of the Cheesecake Ninja and General Dough were transmogrified into more then just human souls, they were new entities .... with greater power and physical appearance. No longer bound to earth or its limitations and delusions of reality ... they were in a new world .... a world they had to create. Standing there in awe and disbelief over what had transpired, a chill ran over them ... the coldest either of them had ever felt as they were in a new world, alone or so it would seem until the others, beings like them with similar or limited abilities began to appear after time......