My fellow Gaians, we are currently experiencing a turbulent time in the history of this fair land. We are experiencing something never before witnessed in the history of all mankind. The Zurg, beings from another planet, another solar system, possibly even another galaxy have arrived upon our fair planet. Though they seem friendly enough, but they have interesting eccentricities and their true intentions are uncertain. I have established this agency to investigate these Zurg, their origins, their intentions and anything otherwise Zurg-related. I invite those of you who feel they possess the intelligence, cunning and level-headedness to be a successful agent to join me in this investigation. Anyone who is willing is welcome, for all we know the Zurg may come with the most peaceful of intentions. However, if we discover that their intentions are malicious, it will be our duty to inform the masses, and for this we will need as many able individuals as possible, so I ask you, join me! Thank you!
Johnny F. Dukes
Director of Zurg Intelligence
Director of Zurg Intelligence
