Come one! Come all! See the amazing, fantastic... *Hits another customer on the head with a mallet and shoves him through the door* Heeheehee... *Cough* Now where was I? Oh yes. This guild is my Home! My Soul! You can't take it awa-... What d'you mean that's the wrong speech...? Ooh... Bloody hell... Uhm. Lookit that!!
Right. Now where was I? Tell me, are you sick of idiots with too much free time? Yes, we're still idiots, and we still have too much free time. Oh yes, and this guild features many insane and interesting people. But the point here is, we manage it while still being INTELLIGENT which is a novel concept I'm sure. We won't support the unregulated use of wild horniness RPs. Vampires, slaves, whatever... We don't support them, y'wanna know why? Because we have the daring combination of half a brain, and controlled hormones! It's shocking isn't it? I know. We're awesome... Sick of scrolling through Barton for an hour and a half looking for a Roleplay that didn't support morons? Tired of spending a half-hour arguing with your opponent that "Being able to turn into a dragon" should Not count as a "Hidden Talent"? Upset that no one cares? We care. Dust Bunny's Cult of DOOM, one small step away from Roleplaying salvation.
Warning: Side-effects of hanging out with these people may include dizziness, nausea, diarrhea, hallucinations, claustrophobia, amnesia, and death. Cults are not for everyone, consult doctor before use.
-Don't donate to the Guild, we don't need it. Giving us money for subforums is completely pointless, we don't need more of them right now, and if we did. The cash can always come from the Captain or the Vice-Captain's pocket. If you want to donate to anybody donate to the Captain or the Vice-Captain, and they can take those funds and use them for entertaining guild games. And small parties. Maybe even... Subforums! ... But definitely not Beer Runs... No sir. We're strictly against those... ... Stop staring at me like that.
SolVak
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