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Wandering aimlessly in the darkness,
you stumbled upon us by chance.
"Who are they?" You wondered
and the answer was so obvious,
you came to a realization...

We are the ones you have been searching for.
We are your new life, the light at the dark end of the tunnel.
Close your eyes now, my dearest one.
For there is nothing to see.
Everything that you've been searching for,
It just happened to be us.

We am FASS, the glorious ones.
We am FASS, the unknown ones.
We am FASS, the one.

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CBS news commentator Andy Rooney joked about the TV shows that carry the caution, "viewer discretion advised." "The suggestion is that children shouldn't watch it," Rooney said."What it does, of course, is alert kids to watch."

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We are the Forbidden Apple Secret Society!
Okay, so maybe we are not so secret...
You are the only one that doesn't know about us...
Will you continue to be the only jerk that doesn't know about us?
If so, then fine... DON'T JOIN US!
( Translation: That means, "Join us." )

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