Hello and welcome! This guild is for those who appreciate long, squirmy, and… curious appendages. If that’s you, then feel free to join and hop right in to discussion! But first, I would like to lay down some very important rules.

Rule #1 - Never talk about the Association of Tentacles. Only refer to it in a dodgy and facetious manner!

Rule #2 - The Gaia Terms of Service states that it is prohibited to “post, request, or link to sexually explicit material or conduct;”meaning that all pictures, role plays, and detailed discussions must be kept at a “PG-13” level. Tentacles are a fun thing, and we encourage you to let them penetrate your imagination, but you must keep all adult material offsite. Failure to do this may result in the Guild being deleted and us becoming your permanent enemies.

Rule #3 - We would really prefer it if the discussions were kept light hearted. We know we're perverted. You don't need to pop in and tell us that, especially if that's the only thing you have to say. Wait, no, scratch that. Please do pop in just to tell us we're all going to go to hell. We'll have fun with that. ^_^

Rule #4 - If you want to donate gold to the guild, please donate to one of my mules--either Mian Ku Ha Attsher or Full Flat. This way we can have access to the gold immediately.

Rule #5 - Please don't be afraid to engage in general discussion too! We're very interested in hearing, say, what your favorite reads are.