Periods suck. You know they do. And I'm not talking about the periods that you put after sentences. Those periods are neccesary for good grammar.

I'm talking about periods. You know, those things that happen once a month, where blood comes out of your... Oh, you get it. And if you don't I'll just have to explain it to you, now won't I?

Periods make us cramp, cry, fuss, b***h, whine, hurt, have the munchies, et cetera, et cetera. To put it simply, periods just plain SUCK.