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"Welcome... to Her Majesty's Royal Spy Academy... "


"We welcome you here today, brave soldiers of the new kind of war- a dirtier, more shameless war that our enemies have pushed upon us- who are willing to lay down your lives for the preservation of the United Brehznov Union."


"For generations, agents trained by our school have defended the Kingdom of Avalon from threats both within and out of our great nation. The world has changed. Great nations no longer use tanks and rifles to win their wars, the creation of nuclear weapons put an end to that. No... the idea of war has changed completely. It is no longer fought by soldiers... wars are now fought in the shadows. "


"It is no secret that our achievements have been envied by outsiders, that our lifestyle is what all crave to have, that our enemies know no bounds when it comes to trying to take what we have. It is this corruption that we must prevent from spreading- this lack of moral order, and all its foreign agents, that needs to be exterminated. That is what you are here for."

"Avalon has become a haven thanks to the brave efforts of our men in black. Our agents are top notch, and -we- are the reason why. Our academy exists to train YOU to become our kingdom's protector. I'm sure many of you have dreamt of this since your childhood. But it isn't all about tuxes and martinis... no... to become a competant spy you'll need more. Training. Disicpline. And heart. Her Majesty's Royal Spy Academy's job is to turn you into the perfect agent."

"Most of you will not make it past the first week. You will be tested. You will be disciplined. You will be interrogated. You will be trained. Only the best will succeed, and only then will the true service to our way of life be paid."

"I'll be honest... not all of you will make the cut... and not all of you will survive. But if you've already made it this far you know the risks. But do know... our job is not to make you a machine."

"You are all given equal opportunities to honor the Union during this selection period. We expect you to appreciate this and showcase only the best. Do not confuse our commitment to excellence with greed- that is what our enemies have succumbed to. We only shield the safety, which we have fought hard to achieve, from the inevitable, and we do so to the best of our abilities, as we do everything else. For every sacrifice we make, our society lives a moment longer."

"Our academy traces back to the knights of old, those who stood for chivalry and honor. Her majesty's Royal Spy Academy does not make killing machines... we are here to train you into this nation's protector. A knight. Students... you are here because you've been chosen to attend our Academy. I congratulate you on this achievement, and I look forward to see you in class."

"LONG LIVE THE UNITED BREHZNOV UNION!!!"

"FOR QUEEN AND COUNTRY!!!"




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Spy vs Spy is (obviously) a spy RP, centered around a spy academy and the secret police for a growing communist empire. Though it isn't an RP with powers, it isn't trying to go for a realistic depiction of espionage agencies. Amongst the inspirations for this RP are old James Bond movies, Kingsmen, and Metal Gear Solid. Not to mention it's an academy RP. We are always looking for new members so feel free to join! There isn't any layout you need to fill out to join, but please don't leave your request blank. Try and tell us something about yourself. At least try two sentences. Keep in mind this is a semi literate RP. We also highly recommend you join the Skype chat for this guild.