
The Stormbeard Guild. It's exactly what they warned you about. It's your abusive lover, your best friend bitching about you behind your back, it's that weird erotic dream you had about your cousin.
There's no internet self-help group quite like it. Nothing compares to 'Beard.
It's complete freedom in a world of incomplete freedom. It's utterly pointless and it's a complete waste of time. Come on in please, we've got the kettle on.
One of us.
One of us
One of us
One of us...