"Hello! And welcome to this humble tea party!", the host greets and bows, "We hope you'll feel comfortable and enjoy this merry little gathering. This gathering is put up for discussion and sharing. We do not discourage rp'ing. We even would like to put up some threads ourselves that encourage rp'ing in all it's glory.
Overall this party is set up because of the host's selfish need for more information on what we know as Wonderland. And they welcome all of you with open arms for this crazy little meet-up." The hosts smiles widely just like a Cheshire Cat.

"Darlings! Sit down! Take a cup of the finest tea! Cake! Does someone have the cake?!" The host runs around and carries cake, slicing it with a vorpal blade to share with everyone.

"Now!", the host puts down the cake and flips back stray hair that had found it's way to the face, "Let's go over some rules, shall we?" The host takes up pieces of paper.

"We do not tolerate scolding and bullying of other members.
Respect is the key word.
Every time we will adress other friendly.
We don't speak ill of someone else behind their back.
If you have problems with a person, please deal with it in private. If this is not possible, please contact the host and/or associates.
We live by the Gaia Community rules.
If you want to talk about something controversial make sure that everyone is okay with it.
Please stay on topic of the threads. If there is no thread with your specific topic, feel free to create a new one.
Do not exclude other members, we love everyone.
We guess that are enough rules for now, don't you think?"
The host throws away the paper.

"Lovelies! Have a wonderful time! We can't wait to meet all of you!"