Bill's Ranch.
No UFOs allowed!
__'To the west of the Villages are the woods near the cleft hill known as Barton Trench. Carved out of those woods are the pastures and farmlands of Bill’s Ranch. Bill raises cows, chicken and is a famous farmer of garlic. He and his son, Purvis, run the ranch, selling their wares in nearby Barton Town.'
NPCs
__Rancher Bill: Bill runs a farm and ranch to the west and south of Barton Town. He’s been here for years and has quite the extended family working the ranch along with him.
__Purvis: The spectacularly dense, but amazingly strong son of Rancher Bill. Purvis’s hobbies include carrying cows for distance (he puts them over his shoulders like a yoke) and driving fence posts for speed (he holds them still with one hand while he drives the post into the ground with his other fist).
__Rubella: One of Bill's workers. Needs to catch some chickens for Bill's order. Purvis has a crush on her.
__Larry: Help him stop the Fluff Rush!
__Klaus Klokenmeyer: His clock has turned into an Animated. He wants you to get it back.
__Albert: Needs you to take care of some DMP animated.
Animated
__Garlic: This “stinking rose” has a tendency to belch excessively on anything that startles or annoys it.
__Alarmskeeter: Combining an alarm clock with a mosquito left the world with a critter that possesses the two most annoying sounds in the universe. The Alarmskeeter uses its highly irritating alarms and buzzes to aggravate a target’s inner ear and drive it mad.
__Air Fluff:
Environmental "Critters"
_'Moo?'
_It's a
cow?.
_Chicken
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Dead Man's Pass.
Who the heck wants to live up here?
Instanced area.
Accessed via Bill's quest chain.
_'It's dark. It's gloomy. It's a twisted, creepy mountain above Barton Trench with a house at the top owned by an ancient family that no one sees in the daytime. It's not a popular tourist destination.'
NPCs
N/A
Animated
__Laceback Bootsnake: Yes…this creature seems to have once been a rubber boot. And yes…it seems to now be a snake. But it’s NOT “a snake in my boot”…so don’t say that.
__Laceback Golashes:
__Clutch:
__Purse:
__OMG:
__OMFG:
__OMGWTF:
Environmental "Critters"
Crow