So here's what goes down (now in 10 easy steps)
1. Null for 15 minutes arguing about buffs (more commonly known as a 'buff check')
2. Everybody gets FULL rage and drowns in the whirlpool.
3. From there, we buff up, fleet, skip the first 2 chests and make a mad run for the
neck of the the seahorse (small space, more fun)
4. Once everything has been sufficiently raped- we boogie down to the tail, fleeter #2 fleets, we run like hell and try not to get fluff'd (if you do get fluff'd at this point, you're pretty much SOL)
5. Everybody meets up again at the end of the clam, fleeter #1 fleets, and you dash through the anchorbugs and over to the 3 chests. Some crews mob and kill here, some don't.
6. Fleeter #2 fleets after the chests open and you head to kill the queen.
7. Once at UL all the normal crew people go up to the very tippy top of the screen with the chests and hope nothing aggros on them. The leader opens the chests, fleets, and everybody runs to the next chest while praying to god they don't get fluff'd. (General etiquette is that if a crew member gets fluff'd here, you run along without them, let them figure it out, and wait at the chest for them.)
8. Proceed to the next chest. Try not to die.
9. After that chest's open, fleeter #2 fleets, and then everybody navigates their way down to the last chest (for pete's sake people, click to move at this point, you're going to be beyond stuck if you try to use arrow keys
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10. The genocide of grunny subs commences and eventually one of them dies and somebody finds a passcode. Once this happens, the leader immediately opens the chest, and everybody suicides.
Rinse and repeat.
tl;dr
fleet, run, chest, kill, fleet, run, chest, kill, etc. etc