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Gracious Muse

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Remember that you don't need to use spelling and/or grammar check. These are unimportant when readers are going through your amazing story! Having published typoes just shows your raw genius.

(I've seen my college textbooks have typoes sometimes... maybe I just have too much of an eye for these things.)

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It is the author's job to use magic powers to know ahead of time what will disturb any potential reader and to warn the audience of that. If someone has a complaint about orientation, outfits, silliness, mental images, something from their own past, or color, it is the author's fault and they are a horrible person.

Reader's need their hands held at all times. All books should tell the reader exactly what happens before they start reading it.

By the way, the most mature thing you can do is claim that being famous on a part of the internet makes you the controller not only the entire internet from then on out, but that you control everything people have already done on it.

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Whenever your character is frustrated, they must clench their hands so hard they bleed. Bonus points if its in the last 100 pages and if it's a female character- after all, females are ALWAYS supposed to be this emotional. And everybody in real life who's never done this has obviously never been frustrated.

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Blood tastes like copper. I know this because I'm your tough-as-nails MC and I eat copper for breakfast. Everyday.
And whatever's wrong with me that's causing me to bleed internally doesn't matter, because, again, I'm a tough-as-nails MC.
Throw in words from different languages, and don't bother to translate them!
Tatsuno13
Throw in words from different languages, and don't bother to translate them!


Hell translate them in the middle of the story. That won't break the reader's concentration. Translate small words that people would easily pick up, not complicated ones or words English doesn't have.
All the main/important characters must be unrealistically sparkly and attractive. If they are not, then that must mean they're either stupid and/or evil.
Also, no matter how much your character feasts, they never gain any weight NO MATTER WHAT.
These rules apply mostly/especially to female characters.
It doesn't matter too much if a male character is normal or unattractive, as long as the supporting female character is SOOPUR HAWT!!11!!1!

Gracious Muse

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Cover as few real-world topics in your story as possible. Who wants to read about that?

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Poisons! The best way to add even MORE drama to a fight scene! If the MC gets hit, the weapon that hit them always has a deadly (but slow-acting) poison on it. Wounds are never just wounds--infection and bleeding to death simply isn't deadly enough. It must also be poisoned and can only be cured by retrieving a rare flower of some sort.

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Expert at physics or any other science? Then you can fix any computer you come across.

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Remember that you don't need to use spelling and/or grammar check. These are unimportant when readers are going through your amazing story! Having published typoes just shows your raw genius.

(I've seen my college textbooks have typoes sometimes... maybe I just have too much of an eye for these things.)


((I took some practice ACT tests that had some pretty severe typos, many even compromised the question! I was able to answer them correctly, of course, since I knew they were mistakes and I knew what they were really trying to ask. But it was still stupid.))

Remember that a hacker can make a computer do literally EVERYTHING. Got an early 1980's computer? If someone is good enough, they can hack the Pentagon within minutes!

Hallowed Phantom

There is no such thing as asexuality. Characters must be attracted to someone. Any characters who are asexual/otherwise do not care about relationships in canon are broken, and need to be fixed.

The exception, obviously, is if you hate the character and need a designated villain they are clearly evil and jealous of this thing called love.

Pair them with whoever you like, so long as the other person is hot. More points the character in question has shown attraction for a certain gender. But since they are asexual NOW, it just means that previous relationships/crushes no longer count, and the right person simply needs to come along.

And at the very least, they must share two seconds of screen time/one comic panel together, even if they are in the background.

Because that is all the time a couple needs to know each other, right? Right. And if they are hanging out in the background, they must know each other, and be discussing romantic things because that is what everyone does while something that is not as important is going on.

((A friend and I "justify" hooking up the Scarecrow and Poison Ivy just for kicks and giggles on that last one, and make it a game to find any comic cover/panel where they are remotely close to each other. Then again, it almost amazes me with how many comic covers alone we found...

There was this one from the 70's that really took that cake, though. There were like six villains gathered at what was supposedly Batman's funeral. Everyone EXCEPT Scarecrow and Ivy were saying, "I killed him!" while the two of them were positioned where they could have been looking at each other, and Ivy has this knowing smirk...

Canon? Debatable. Funny? Hell yes!))

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((A friend and I "justify" hooking up the Scarecrow and Poison Ivy just for kicks and giggles on that last one, and make it a game to find any comic cover/panel where they are remotely close to each other. Then again, it almost amazes me with how many comic covers alone we found...

There was this one from the 70's that really took that cake, though. There were like six villains gathered at what was supposedly Batman's funeral. Everyone EXCEPT Scarecrow and Ivy were saying, "I killed him!" while the two of them were positioned where they could have been looking at each other, and Ivy has this knowing smirk...

Canon? Debatable. Funny? Hell yes!))
((I always had Ivy pegged as a lesbian who had the hots for Harley Quinn. She always seems so angry about the Joker every time Harley mentions him, especially when she's considering going back to him. I realise Ivy doesn't like ANY men, but it seems to be especially vicious towards the Joker.

I LOVE the idea of terrible (or really well written!) fanfiction of Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow though. Makes just as much sense as some of the other stupid pairings I've seen in fanfiction. In fact, possibly more so, since they both have that poison thing going on.))

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Nightmare1
((A friend and I "justify" hooking up the Scarecrow and Poison Ivy just for kicks and giggles on that last one, and make it a game to find any comic cover/panel where they are remotely close to each other. Then again, it almost amazes me with how many comic covers alone we found...

There was this one from the 70's that really took that cake, though. There were like six villains gathered at what was supposedly Batman's funeral. Everyone EXCEPT Scarecrow and Ivy were saying, "I killed him!" while the two of them were positioned where they could have been looking at each other, and Ivy has this knowing smirk...

Canon? Debatable. Funny? Hell yes!))
((I always had Ivy pegged as a lesbian who had the hots for Harley Quinn. She always seems so angry about the Joker every time Harley mentions him, especially when she's considering going back to him. I realise Ivy doesn't like ANY men, but it seems to be especially vicious towards the Joker.

I LOVE the idea of terrible (or really well written!) fanfiction of Poison Ivy and the Scarecrow though. Makes just as much sense as some of the other stupid pairings I've seen in fanfiction. In fact, possibly more so, since they both have that poison thing going on.))
((I personally think she is bi. In the cartoon, she wanted a family---husband, kids, etc.---and this translates over in some comics. And while she is not afraid to use men to the point of sleeping with them, I have some comics where she works well with men, and she has had a lot of [mostly bad] boyfriends before her transformation. In one version of her back story, she had a boyfriend she actually loved, but accidentally killed because she did not realize how toxic she was. And I am not even going to touch the ones where she seems to have a thing for Batman...those fall anywhere from "believable" to "the author was clearly on drugs."

And Ivy's man-hate in general also REALLY depends on the author. There are some comics where she hates humanity equally [the cartoon went with this in some episodes. "Eternal Youth" would be a good one to check out in that regard], some where it is only certain men she hates [she tolerates/gets along with others], and others where the man-hate is cranked up so much, it feels more like a straw-feminist gimmick than actual characterization. But while her special hate for the Joker does mostly come from how he treats Harley [I seriously think she would not be nearly as hateful if he treated her right], it is also because of his maniacal tendencies. Considering he has more than once killed plants/otherwise done harm to her to intentionally piss her off probably does not help...

I actually do have a good one for you to read! But that author in-general writes great fanfiction.

I will admit that Ivy/Scarecrow is one of my personal favorite crack pairings, and I can make more arguments on how it could work: they both do not care about humanity [and thus their goals would mesh: Ivy can punish certain operations while Crane gets a controlled group for his fear experiments], both are solitary [and would give each other space], both are chemists/geniuses, they have some good contrasting counterbalance in their personalities...I could go on. And I have an equally long list of the problems that would come up, such as again, the contrast in their personalities [Ivy seems a bit physical, where it is hinted Crane has an aversion to being touched, for example], both of their romantic histories, the fact that they are both manipulative control freaks, etc. But that only adds to the appeal for me.

Cracktastic [and unhealthy] as it is, it still makes a lot more sense than other pairings I have seen with either half...

I wish DC would at least do a team-up, though, because that would be wicked awesome. That, and N likes chaos, and there would be a lot of it.))
Nightmare1

I wish DC would at least do a team-up, though, because that would be wicked awesome. That, and N likes chaos, and there would be a lot of it.))


Crossovers are your best friend.

It's totally okay to mix One Piece up with something like Harry Potter! Or even better, Naruto! These totally go well together C:

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