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Evelyn Falcon
Easy as pie. Just remember, during medieval times, all women went around in next to nothing and were highly respected. They held high positions such as knights and mages, and had all of the freedoms they have today. But if you want to write about them being oppressed (why would you want to do that?) you have to remember that they always dressed in rags and had to act like boys to have the higher positions and boys always had just the biggest cleavage back then.


No one ever attempted to bind their chest flat. And if they get find out, pull off what Mulan did in the DISNEY movie -- some crazed plan that saves the monarch, your lover-which-still-loves-you-ignoring-the-'betrayal' and the whole of a country.
Wanna write a "Pokemon" fanfic? It's easy peasy! All you need to do is include the following:

1, A ten-year-old boy who wants to be "the world's greatest Pokemon Master". Have him come from one of the three "starter towns" (Pallet, New Bark or Littleroot) and have him sleep in on the day he's due to get his first Pokemon.

2, A Pokemon professor. You can use Oak, Elm or Birch, but there's no reason why you can't make up your own - just make sure he's named after a tree. Make sure that when your protagonist arrives at the lab, there is only one Pokemon left - preferably a Pikachu.

3, A bunch of Pokemon for your hero to catch. And don't bother with crappy Pokemon like Pidgey, Wurmple or Sentret - everyone knows you need strong Pokemon. In fact, the sooner your main character catches a Legendary, the better. Also, make sure each Pokemon he catches gets into the Poke Ball without a fight, obeys its trainer's orders without question and has no personality of its own.

4, A rival for your main character. This should be a kid who comes from the same town as your main character and starts his Pokemon journey on the same day. Make him the sort of person who only cares about winning, to contrast with your hero, who always cares deeply about his Pokemon. Make sure his starter Pokemon has a Type advantage over your hero's.

5, A load of trainers for your hero to battle. Make sure that he wins each and every battle, regardless of things like Type advantages - if he creams Pokemon with more battle experience than his, so much the better. And don't, whatever you do, give these trainers a personality - their sole purpose in life is to help your main character build up his Pokemon.

6, A pair of Team Rocket members. These should include a male and a female who must be named after famous real-life crooks - talking Pokemon sidekicks are an optional extra. They must want your hero's starter Pokemon and be prepared to do whatever it takes to swipe it. However, they must never be allowed to succeeded and should always end up flying through the air, shouting: "Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!"

7, A motto for your Team Rocket members. This should be chanted whenever they make an appearance, with the pair speaking alternately. Don't worry if you can't think up your own - just use the one Jessie and James say in the cartoon.
LoneGothic
Evelyn Falcon
Easy as pie. Just remember, during medieval times, all women went around in next to nothing and were highly respected. They held high positions such as knights and mages, and had all of the freedoms they have today. But if you want to write about them being oppressed (why would you want to do that?) you have to remember that they always dressed in rags and had to act like boys to have the higher positions and boys always had just the biggest cleavage back then.


No one ever attempted to bind their chest flat. And if they get find out, pull off what Mulan did in the DISNEY movie -- some crazed plan that saves the monarch, your lover-which-still-loves-you-ignoring-the-'betrayal' and the whole of a country.

Oh, either that, or the heroine should be a rich princess who is sick of her pampered life / is in love with a servant boy / wants to be a knight. 3nodding Because that's what all women did back then.
Evelyn Falcon
LoneGothic
Evelyn Falcon
Easy as pie. Just remember, during medieval times, all women went around in next to nothing and were highly respected. They held high positions such as knights and mages, and had all of the freedoms they have today. But if you want to write about them being oppressed (why would you want to do that?) you have to remember that they always dressed in rags and had to act like boys to have the higher positions and boys always had just the biggest cleavage back then.


No one ever attempted to bind their chest flat. And if they get find out, pull off what Mulan did in the DISNEY movie -- some crazed plan that saves the monarch, your lover-which-still-loves-you-ignoring-the-'betrayal' and the whole of a country.

Oh, either that, or the heroine should be a rich princess who is sick of her pampered life / is in love with a servant boy / wants to be a knight. 3nodding Because that's what all women did back then.
yup. Most princesses actually hated embriodery, despite the fact that they did it all the time.
And that without sewing and embroidery, no one would have clothes.
FOOD AND RELATED MATTERS.

Food need never be eaten. Well, maybe your characters do eat from time to time, but you certainly don't need to mention it. That would just be boring. Even if you go to great lengths to show that they are poor, they should never be hungry, or worry about where the next meal's coming from, or have to eat anything that's not completely sanitary and safe and appetizing. You should not say anything about food unless it's a feast, in which case you should describe every inch of the table setting at every course.

Your Tomboy Princess hero(ine) should receive constant instruction in etiquette, hate it, and disregard all of it. However, this doesn't make her eat like a slob. No one eats like a slob, unless they're one of your Tragically Misunderstood Villain's idiot sycophants. Manners should never be noted at all unless they are "impeccable." The Tragically Misunderstood Villain should have dinner with the heroine at least once, and should be quite charming. With impeccable manners.

Feasts will never be seen as opulent or wasteful, unless the host is morbidly obese and therefore evil. Your hero(ine) can pack it away and never gain an ounce, but the evil people are all ridiculously fat because of their "self-indulgent lifestyle" which is really exactly the same as the hero(ine)'s. But they're evil. So they get fat. The end.

The characters who are fat but not evil should be either a) jovial, continuously making jokes about their LARD, b) a somewhat annoying sidekick who dies, c) not really fat - she just angsts because she thinks she's fat, and her Twoo Wuv cures her of that misperception right off!

Food that was built on the suffering of others tastes bad.

Veganism is perfectly practical in a post-apocalyptic society where everyone lives hand-to-mouth. It will never be inconvenient, and everyone will see the vegan character as noble and outstanding as opposed to frivolous and idiotic.

Every culture, in any time period, ever, has Hot Pockets, Arby's restaurants, buttered cinnamon toast, and... mutton stew. Failure to include at least one of these shall result in shunning.

Living for long periods on nothing but bread and cheese will not have any adverse effect. Likewise, prison fare will be described as paltry and revolting, but it will not weaken your imprisoned protagonists significantly. They can still make a daring escape after three weeks of refusing to eat the swill given them by the (malicious, vicious-minded, yet fundamentally stupid) guards, because they are Just That Awesome. However, if your Young King with Magic and Destiny and s**t ever holds any prisoners, he will give them the best food ever and treat them with utmost courtesy, and they will be ungrateful because they are evil.
hecate-athena
And that without sewing and embroidery, no one would have clothes.

So everyone went around naked 'cuz the princesses were too busy going around being knights and having hot, sweaty, man-servant sex. :3

((Oh, great, now I want cinnamon toast and I have the Pokemon theme song stuck in my head.))
Evelyn Falcon
hecate-athena
And that without sewing and embroidery, no one would have clothes.

So everyone went around naked 'cuz the princesses were too busy going around being knights and having hot, sweaty, man-servant sex. :3
Yep. there are no such things as weavers in stories.
Jasper Riddle
Evelyn Falcon
hecate-athena
And that without sewing and embroidery, no one would have clothes.

So everyone went around naked 'cuz the princesses were too busy going around being knights and having hot, sweaty, man-servant sex. :3
Yep. there are no such things as weavers in stories.


And then the princesses would be exposed, because no man could ever have breasts that big, and they lack manly parts! Well, that could be explained...but not the breass too. But they would be saved! Their true love would stick up for them and say how much of a great fighter they are and so on.
Upon IY fanfics: (because I have actually written a few...)
It's perfectly acceptable to make a new chara who has a shard or five of the Jewel, who is the Prince/Demon Lord/Milkman of somewhere, who is really powerful, but that the main group has never heard of.
Jasper Riddle
Upon IY fanfics: (because I have actually written a few...)
It's perfectly acceptable to make a new chara who has a shard or five of the Jewel, who is the Prince/Demon Lord/Milkman of somewhere, who is really powerful, but that the main group has never heard of.

Especially when aid character first appears, they have already fully mastered their powers and save the main group from an attack by the antagonist that actually could have hurt them! And then they must fade away into the fog that somehow managed to appear out of magic.
kitedragon
Jasper Riddle
Upon IY fanfics: (because I have actually written a few...)
It's perfectly acceptable to make a new chara who has a shard or five of the Jewel, who is the Prince/Demon Lord/Milkman of somewhere, who is really powerful, but that the main group has never heard of.

Especially when aid character first appears, they have already fully mastered their powers and save the main group from an attack by the antagonist that actually could have hurt them! And then they must fade away into the fog that somehow managed to appear out of magic.
saying something dramatic.
And it's okay to bring back a bad chara (Yura, Uraesue) who's dead just so they can die again at the hands of the good guys.
Because reincarnation is ever so common, not to mention OMGSOKOOL!1!53!
Always involve a character that is extremely wise. For example an aged chinese man that speaks in proverbs. If asked a question, make that said character reply with in-direct answers.

And all the groups must 'Ah-ooh. Wow' over Wise Man of the Four Lands
Dark_Wanderer
Always involve a character that is extremely wise. For example an aged chinese man that speaks in proverbs. If asked a question, make that said character reply with in-direct answers.

And all the groups must 'Ah-ooh. Wow' over Wise Man of the Four Lands

And though the old chinese man was born and raised in China with ultra 1337 skillz, he must also be able to fluenty speak in Japanese and English too! Along with any secret language that only the protaginist knows!

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