Why is the AAY locked in your basement?

[Frosted Ezreal]

"Because I didn't have time for her possessed shenanigans when she arrived.
I was already running late for a nap.
I'll call an exorcist when I wake up."

[Jenny Sniper]

"He is playing with the mice. I- I did not know it was locked though."

[Anima Rosaceae]

"He keeps getting into trouble. It is better this way."

[Treeswatchyoumasturbate]

I don't care what she says, I'm immortal and I plan to stay this way, she can be freed when she takes me off of her list.

[Khursan]

She keeps trying to suck my blood! I only have so much blood to give.

[xxx_AlleraBats_xxx]

"Because... Reasons! That's why! Kinky sex reasons."

[Freya Caelum]

"I actually haven't the faintest idea. There's not much down there except for old antiques gathered throughout the years, and from what I recall about him he has no need or want for such things... Anyways, I'll go unlock the door. He can simply leave when he wants to, I suppose."

[Kobra Venom]

"Heheh....no particular reason...-pulls out a whip-"
>u>

[amiante]

"L-look at what she did to my tummy!
Sh-she stays down there!!

/sniffles"

[Sayonara to Gravity]

I decided I'll just chomp the rest of him later. twisted

[xxx_AlleraBats_xxx]

"Reasons. Sexy kinky reasons."

[Kobra Venom]

"It's a sexy half-clothed boy! Who doesn't want one of those? Besides, I've run out of slaves...>u>"

[Frosted Ezreal]

^^ "I recently made a contract with a gigantic terrifying spiderbeast that gave it free reign of my basement, and with Allera periodically showing up in my bed I figured hey, why not give him some space of his own down there, too?
I'm sure the two will get along fine, and if he's got his own bed it'll reduce the chances of him crashing in mine.
It's disorienting falling asleep alone and not waking up the same way, you know?"

^ "When somebody shows up at your doorstep with a sinister-looking cleaver your first response is generally to get away from them.
I was in my pajamas and didn't have any of my guns on me, so I tricked her into running into the basement and locked the door.
That spiderbeast is going to have a great dinner tonight."

[Dansen Macabre]

Giving him a bath.

[Kobra Venom]

"Well, if someone tricks you into going into a small room with a dangerous spiderbeast, naturally, you're going to want someone to use as a human shield...I just hope the whole situation doesn't get blood on my brand new shoes..."