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None, we've always lived in complete peace.

How did Hitler change history?
He was a terrible artist...apparently

How many lick does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?
Trick question! Tootsie Roll is street for crack and you can't lick crack (or atleast you shouldn't! That's a good waste of crack!)

Who'd win in a fight, Pirate or Ninja?
Depends on what time of day it is, night or happy hour.

Find a penny, pick it up, what'll happen?
Neither - they'd both be owned by a pretty pink fairy with gossamer wings!

What is the purpose of a cat?
^^ The penny police will hunt you down. You stole the floor's penny. D<
^ It's an important component of antigravity mechanisms.

Why are bumblebees able to fly?


My heart just wouldn't be in it, you know? </3
They're hopped up on honey.

What is a pencil used for?
It's a weapon of mass destruction.


What does a chicken lay?

Golden Fatcat

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Hairy toasters.

Why are my feet asleep?
Because they're kittens.


Why is carpet soft?

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Because it's made of sewn-together clouds.

Why does deoderant stop you from sweating?
To prevent global domination of some sort

What are pancakes made out of?

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we posted at the same time...

Pancakes are made of Mt Dew and coloring books.

Why does deoderant stop you from sweating?

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Can I answer my own question?

It produces Cheese directly from the pits of your arms, successfully stopping the sweat glands.

Why is the sun bright?
Somebody put a whole lot of magnesium in their campfire somewhere in space.

What do you put in cars?

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