The Wrong Answer Game.

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[eepit]

a bug
why do people marry?

[dragon quest]

To create little horrors.

Why do ducks quack?

[iPANDA!]

Why do ducks quack?
To show dominance.

How is gum created?

[How to Irritate People]

Gum is created when they get a bunch of rubber bands and hire someone to chew it until it forms one chewy mass.

What is a keychain?

[dragon quest]

A place to hook up bad keys.

Is fire hot for a reason?

[Captain-Failsalot]

yes, its hot because if it was cold, the fireplace men would die from hippofermia and thats bad because the fireplace men eat the bugs and annoying neighbours.
Who are the Simpsons?

[Doom Harlequin]

The family of bugs living in the water.

Why?

[dragon quest]

Just for the smell of it.

Do clothes dryers REALLY dry clothes?

[Mr_Seth]

Of course not! They exist for the sole purpose of stealing socks to make clothing for the Laundry Gnomes. However, all the tumbling it does MIIIIGHT shake some of the moisture loose from the clothing, a bit of an unfortunate side effect... Laundry Gnomes LIKE damp clothing, thank you very much!

WHYYYYYY is his head so big?

[Pixelated Evil]

It's not big, you're just standing really close.

What's the scientific name for a Human being?

[Tenshi Boricua]

Chimpus Intelligentus

How many likcs does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop?

[OMG-no-jutsu]

329481904739857453. That many.

What are crayons made of?

[Mouse it Up]

potatoe skins.

what is the main ingredient in a can of paint?

[Pixelated Evil]

Apple sauce, but in white paint it's the foreskins of babies.
Who is Chuck Norris?

[dragon quest]

A woodchuck who could chuck wood.

Why does snow float?