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Because it would take too long to hire a contractor to build them a house.

Why hasn't it snowed where I live yet?
Because it's waiting for you to move.

Why aren't all tumors malignant?

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Because they're afraid if they're too mean, AIDS will come and beat them up.

What does AIDS stand for?
Automatic Inteligence Destroying Soup

Who was Aristotle?
someone with too much time.

what's a mole?
A recently discoverd planet.

Why did Peter Piper bother picking all those peppers?
Because he got bored of picking his nose.


Why did Jonny Appleseed wear a pot on his head?
*i wish i had this question sad *
He couldn't find his mother.

Have you ever owned a pet rock?
The cows are grey.

Why does the gold in Towns say >_<?
Because it's counterfeit Lithuanian cannibal gold.

Where do the ducks go when the pond freezes over?
To your neighbor's attic.

What color is fire?
Because the pig isn't orange.


Why does death occur?
To make sure there is enough bad smells in this world.


Why do movie stars smoke so much?
Lung cancer is in style!

Why is Trix cereal now little multi-colored balls instead of fruity shapes?
Because they're trying to market it to people who want balls and not fruits.

Why isn't the grass greener on the other side?

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