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To keep the brain from strangling its self.

What was the appendix for?
For emergency salt storage.

What can I do for you?
3 spring rolls please.


How do you do the Monkey Dance?
By acting like Mr. Smithers.

Are you saying to be cool I have to ditch my undies?
only if you want to get into my supercool yo-yo club


why haven't i gone to sleep yet?
Because your mom's durok wouldn't let you.

Why does chocolate taste so good?
Because it is good for you. (and I know that statement could be taken as a truth and a false)

Why am I loosing at uno?
Because you're playing with a 400-sided die

Why are these shoes so small?

Dangerous Gekko

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Because they are your baby sisters.
Why is fire yellow and orange? rolleyes
Because purple and green isn't very fashionable

Why is the sky blue?
Because it's sad.
How long would it take for me to walk to Japan from North Dakota?

Dangerous Gekko

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Because you are the 12th repeater....
Does your computer like you?
No, we divorced three months ago. I am now dating a laptop because she gives me lap dances.


Do you have the uncanny ability figure which houses have been renovated?
Of course! Doesn't everybody? I get my ability to do so from eating cheese.

Why do cows moo?
because i told them to

why don't you like me?

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