The Wrong Answer Game.

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[angel_of_harmony]

Because it hates you! lol jk *te-he*

Why am I hungry at 2:31 am?

[dragon quest]

Because moths are eating your socks.

Why is good food so FATTENING!!!????? cry

[angel_of_harmony]

Because that is how the aliens plan on making us more tender.... *runs and hides* lol

Should I go to bed?

[Gambino Statue]

No, you should run six miles then get wasted.

Why is Australia so hot?

[Corwyth]

Because Asia hogs the AC.

Why did we elect Bush?

[feral brat]

Because he said that he would get everybody 10 packets of sour worms after he won.

Why don't they make fat barbies?

[Corwyth]

Because Ken has standards, damnit.

Why is snow cold?

[Pirrorou]

It has a cold heart.


Why is there four seasons?

[Corwyth]

The fifth one never showed up to work

Why are girls more emotional?

[Plagabraha]

Because 3 just wasn't good enough.


Who is Amelda Marcos?

[Corwyth]

The woman who is secretly Osama bin Laden.

Why does only the black box always survive?

[Jello Zombie Parade]

because it absorbs all colors

when i get stuck in a neighbor's bathroom without any toilet paper, what should i do?

[Dandini]

Use the towel. And hang it back up the other way around.

Why do sheep have wool?

[Dry Cleaned Cardboard]

Becuase if they had mashed potatoes I would eat their fur...not them.
Why do people sms me JUST as I fall asleep?

[MjauZi]

Because they have installed cameras in your room, and they keep watching you so they can annoy you with text messages when you've fallen asleep. =D

Babies cry. Why?