The ULTIMATE Vending Machine - Another prize WON!

The machine seems happy?

Hopes Yes	50.4%	[ 121 ]
Thinks No	5.8%	[ 14 ]
*steal gold* button...could be trap.	43.8%	[ 105 ]
Total Votes:			[ 240 ]

[Foncee]

You receive...

A life-sized talking blowup yoda doll

o Gives great advice
o Doesn't judge you on your grammar
o Perfect gift for Star Wars fans
o Kills relationships (what would you do with a life-sized talking blowup yoda doll?)

Batteries not included

Warning: may come to life and kick extreme sith-a** if owner ever turns to the dark side. Hey, they have cookies, jedi's just have the force.

*plops in coin*

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You have recived...
The woman to my rights broken heart!
The vending machine is not responsible for tear or blood stains.

*insets token*

[The Loving Dead]

You receive...

An oil painting of a Sad, Crying Clown in An Iron Lung!

Each and every copy of this work of art is individually numbered and comes with it's own certificate of authenticity.

Brought to you by Von Bonne Trading, the best in the worst!

*inserts coin

[0-silent-screams-0]

You receive...
...
...
A Walking Frame!!!

*Inserts Token*

[arya ember]

you receive...........
.............Iron Man!!!!!!




(the real 1)





*Inserts 1 Token*

[Sapphire Sunday]

You receive 3 magic beans.

*inserts token*

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You have recived...
Brand X brand cocktail sauce.
This Cocktail sauce is perfect for those great cocktail parties that no one shows up at, a night home alone, and for trying to impress a certain someone who dumped you for a man. Brand X brand... For when your life screams X

*insets token*

[The Magnificent Muffin]

you receive...
a hooker.
*inserts token*

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You have received…
A half full can of Dr. Pepper
Unless you are a pessimist then a half empty can of Dr. Pepper

*insets token*

[The Loving Dead]

You receive...

Five crates of discontinued Von Bonne Trading Cards!

With all your favorite characters:

-- Lung Cancer
-- Birth Canal Blues
-- The Pusher Robot
-- Scabies
-- Вы можете прочитать это
-- More
-- And Many More!

Trading cards are non-refundable and have been known to cause bouts of extreme decompression and spontaneous human combustion if left unattended for more than three hours. Please consult your local make-believe physician for a full consolation.

*inserts token

[Pierre42]

You get 10 pounds of human flesh to warm up them bones of yours!

*inserts token*

[Lady 0f Lorien]

You get a grey woollen left sock.

*inserts token*

[The Loving Dead]

You receive...

A (replica) Zero-Point Energy Field Manipulator!

(Were this actually a Zero-Point Energy Field Manipulator it would be)
A small, hand-held device that allows you to pick up any object, no matter it's mass (lulz, no pun intended), and fling it with tremendous force with the pull of a trigger.

*inserts token

[Evanescently]

You get a small bag of coins!

*inserts coin*

-e.v.a.n.e.s.c.e.n.t w.i.n.g.s

[Devil_Ish]

You get a driftwood sculpture c:

*inserts token*