The ULTIMATE Vending Machine - Another prize WON!

The machine seems happy?

Hopes Yes	50.4%	[ 121 ]
Thinks No	5.8%	[ 14 ]
*steal gold* button...could be trap.	43.8%	[ 105 ]
Total Votes:			[ 240 ]

[Medieval crayon]

you recieved:
a human foot.

*insert token*

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You receive:
Wendy's Chilli.
Now if we can only find a finger.
*Inserts token*

[FrostIronLover]

you receive a cuddly little...three headed polar bear plushie!

*insert token*

[Alexeroo]

You recieved yesterday's newspaper with an additional coffee stain.

-Inserts token-

[FrostIronLover]

You receive a confused male model wearing only a speedo O.o

*insert token*

[Alexeroo]

You have recieved a pencil sharpener with dinosaur stickers attached.

-Inserts coin-

[Medieval crayon]

you recieved an old victorian styled house. which was the home to a Murder scene.

(btw, you know they found out the woman who had a finger in her chili planted it to sue them for money right?)
*insert token*

[FrostIronLover]

you get a bright orange plaid jumper
*insert token*

[saturnbeads]

You receive a peck of Gysahl Greens.
-inserts a saturnbead-

Quote:

Inventory:
Animals:Genetically altered sea bass<3, A band of rabid chipmunks in my tree, A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Clothing:a cravat, a saturn beaded necklace<3, Unsightly Body Hair, A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Collectibles:a scary looking ventriloquists doll (lol a puppet?) if you turn him over theres domething carved into the wood of his back about death but its ilegible for the most part. if you look at its clothing and hat there are mysterious red stains bleeded into the fabric, A small Earth globe with a picture of Big Bird on it, Anti-christ fetus preserved in a collectible bottle<3, a caution sticker,and a domo doll complete with half eaten bridge, a bat signal w/ theme song<3

Weapons:a pair of amts, an all-in-one swiss army bazooka with changable sight marker colors and bazooka pumping action, A dagger, A gun that fires out papermache, a pointy black knife thingy, A length of lead piping<3, a mini gatling gun.

People:Britney Spears<3, A quark, Howard Stern, A man with way to much free time on his hands, and Barry Scott. (Bang! And the dirt is gone!), an emo Princess Peach/Toadstool, Paine<3, OJ Simpson.

Other:A trip to Hawaii<3, A compliment on my sig (Holy crap that's a cute jellyfish!), A Friend Cube (whatever that is), a keyboard permanently stuck on CAPS lock, 12 ironing boards, a ticket to the international space station, A skull, A rainbow in a bottle, A distraction, A web cam, A Total Perspective Vortex<3 , a loving thought, words from a vegan: "Hello Darling!", frog mononoke, a list of ideas, and a psychedelic flower, a boot to the head and a note that says "Use Tokens please!", a wooden skateboard, a stocking full of coal, a blank CD, a sign posted by Captain Obvious reading "Road Floods during Flood", a magnifying glass, a bottle of arrogance ( "you don't need that!" )<3 , a stalemate in a chess game, a strand of DNA, purple and pink people pricking pinkies on pink pairs of pencils peeling into pieces,

Food:An orange who thinks it's a banana, A half-eaten bag of pistachio nuts, A vanilla bean Frappuchino from Starbucks, a half-eaten pizza, two chocolate bunnies (one with a bite out of the a**, the other with no ears), a poisonous mushroom, sushi, a gingerbread house with the bones of children piled around it, one Muscle Drink, 3 loaves of bread and three rolls from Saturn <3

Omniscient Beings and other Creatures:Buddha's right arm, The Trinity (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost), and a Ogdru-Hem, 1 out of 369 unnaturally large and evil demons that particularly hates me.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Movies: Reno 911. (4th Season DVD Collection)<3, The Rocky Horror Picture Show<3 , Juno, The Omen.

Drugs/Beers/Spirits:Heroin, a bottle of Absenthe<3

Illnesses/Diseases:The flu, Athlete's Foot, AIDS.

Junk:An empty pokeball<3 , An unactive cell phone, A couple of notes left by Samesong that are totally worthless, a warrant for your arrest A scene from Sweet Charity, A Boyscout DVD, A trial disk for AOL 9.0, a small note ("Are hispanic girls ugly to you? How rude..." ), a broken image link, an old picture of an insane asylum<3 , a pleasant comment that is worthless, a bag of absolutely nothing, a cartoon pickle, 'Hypnotize' the CD by System of a Down.

Video Games: Pokemon Saphire (GBA), ExciteBike (NES)<3 , Phantom Brave (PS2), Gameboy (2nd Gen),

needs more video games and weapons!

[Alexeroo]

You have recieved a single yellow skittle!

-inserts token-

[Medieval crayon]

you receive a barbie doll head that has been chewed up by a dog, the hair is knotted and is coated in who knows what

insert token

(lol saturn i think its hillarious you put the dummy down as a colectable)

[saturnbeads]

You get a cute sugar glider.



-inserts a saturnbead-

Quote:

Inventory:
Animals:Genetically altered sea bass<3, A band of rabid chipmunks in my tree, A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Clothing:a cravat, a saturn beaded necklace<3, Unsightly Body Hair, A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Collectibles:a scary looking ventriloquists doll (lol a puppet?) if you turn him over theres domething carved into the wood of his back about death but its ilegible for the most part. if you look at its clothing and hat there are mysterious red stains bleeded into the fabric, A small Earth globe with a picture of Big Bird on it, Anti-christ fetus preserved in a collectible bottle<3, a caution sticker,and a domo doll complete with half eaten bridge, a bat signal w/ theme song<3

Weapons:a pair of amts, an all-in-one swiss army bazooka with changable sight marker colors and bazooka pumping action, A dagger, A gun that fires out papermache, a pointy black knife thingy, A length of lead piping<3, a mini gatling gun.

People:Britney Spears<3, A quark, Howard Stern, A man with way to much free time on his hands, and Barry Scott. (Bang! And the dirt is gone!), an emo Princess Peach/Toadstool, Paine<3, OJ Simpson.

Other:A trip to Hawaii<3, A compliment on my sig (Holy crap that's a cute jellyfish!), A Friend Cube (whatever that is), a keyboard permanently stuck on CAPS lock, 12 ironing boards, a ticket to the international space station, A skull, A rainbow in a bottle, A distraction, A web cam, A Total Perspective Vortex<3 , a loving thought, words from a vegan: "Hello Darling!", frog mononoke, a list of ideas, and a psychedelic flower, a boot to the head and a note that says "Use Tokens please!", a wooden skateboard, a stocking full of coal, a blank CD, a sign posted by Captain Obvious reading "Road Floods during Flood", a magnifying glass, a bottle of arrogance ( "you don't need that!" )<3 , a stalemate in a chess game, a strand of DNA, purple and pink people pricking pinkies on pink pairs of pencils peeling into pieces,

Food:A single yellow skittle, An orange who thinks it's a banana, A half-eaten bag of pistachio nuts, A vanilla bean Frappuchino from Starbucks, a half-eaten pizza, two chocolate bunnies (one with a bite out of the a**, the other with no ears), a poisonous mushroom, sushi, a gingerbread house with the bones of children piled around it, one Muscle Drink, 3 loaves of bread and three rolls from Saturn <3

Omniscient Beings and other Creatures:Buddha's right arm, The Trinity (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost), and a Ogdru-Hem, 1 out of 369 unnaturally large and evil demons that particularly hates me.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Movies: Reno 911. (4th Season DVD Collection)<3, The Rocky Horror Picture Show<3 , Juno, The Omen.

Drugs/Beers/Spirits:Heroin, a bottle of Absenthe<3

Illnesses/Diseases:The flu, Athlete's Foot, AIDS.

Junk:An empty pokeball<3 , An unactive cell phone, A couple of notes left by Samesong that are totally worthless, a warrant for your arrest A scene from Sweet Charity, A Boyscout DVD, A trial disk for AOL 9.0, a small note ("Are hispanic girls ugly to you? How rude..." ), a broken image link, an old picture of an insane asylum<3 , a pleasant comment that is worthless, a bag of absolutely nothing, a cartoon pickle, 'Hypnotize' the CD by System of a Down.

Video Games: Pokemon Saphire (GBA), ExciteBike (NES)<3 , Phantom Brave (PS2), Gameboy (2nd Gen),

needs more video games and weapons!

[FrostIronLover]

You receive a rusty katana
*insert token*

[Medieval crayon]

you recieve a magical muffin (this may be the first some what decent thing i've made come out lolz)

*insert coin*

[Azurae Skye]

You recieve a large purple Frisbee!
*inserts Token*

Quote:

Items: a book filled with 1,672 blank pages,
People: Ninja