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Hopes Yes 0.50416666666667 50.4% [ 121 ]
Thinks No 0.058333333333333 5.8% [ 14 ]
*steal gold* button...could be trap. 0.4375 43.8% [ 105 ]
Total Votes:[ 240 ]

You Receive:
The thought of being eatten by clowns!
Run... Don't let them eat you!
*Inserts token*
you recieve: A power ranger figure

warning not suitable for children under the ages of three also toy can not protect you from evil....or chuck noris

*inserts token*

@Saturnbead: IM JOKING!!!! I know the perfect thing your going to get next time i post after you...

Fashionable Friend

5,750 Points
  • Protector of Cuteness 150
  • Thread Flip 150
  • Destroyer of Cuteness 150
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you recieve: A power ranger figure

warning not suitable for children under the ages of three also toy can not protect you from evil....or chuck noris

*inserts token*

@Saturnbead: IM JOKING!!!! I know the perfect thing your going to get next time i post after you...

You recieve a cheap smiley face sticker, similiar to the ones you got after going to the doctor as a child. How decidedly odd.
"Inserts chocolate coin"

5,750 Points
  • Dressed Up 200
  • Statustician 100
  • Gaian 50
you receive a pirate!!! pirate

*inserts token*
You Receive:
A Royal Cruise to China!
*Inserts token*
you recieve a bottle of hope

Use as directed

*inserts a CD*
You get a week old pizza.

-insert one euro-

KittyMcConnaha rolled 5 100-sided dice: 77, 47, 6, 92, 91 Total: 313 (5-500)

seanbread's Wife

You receive . . .
a latern whose flame burns all the colors of the rainbow simaltaneously!

*inserts token*

Quote:
Inventory

Animate (in one way or another ^-^): A tailless mouse, a next door neighbor with a huge hatred for the color green, a kitten, a duck, an elephant, a still moving pig’s foot, a baby dragon in a bubble, a talking llama, a springer spaniel

Edible: A slice of unbuttered toast, a basketful of ham and jam, an orange, a watermelon full of fruit with a smiley face cut into it, a Subway sandwich (five dollar foot long)

Everyday: A razor, an adorable piggy bank, a realistic heart plushie, a rainbow colored sharpie, Half Baked the movie, a 90’s classic, a lock pick

Defective: A bottle of FAIL, a half-baked plan for world domination

Otherworldly: A restless poltergeist

Special: 100 Saturnbeads, a Christmas tree

Gaia Related: An extra token for the vending machine

WHAT THE . . . ?!: GIR, a little black Rain Cloud hovering under the honey tree, a random flash animation, a kick in the face from Chuck Norris, this little marking >Φ<, a unicorn action figure with amazing horn-stabbing action and a kung-fu grip, the thought of being eaten by clowns

You get a glass of milk. Now if only you had a cookie...
-inserts a saturnbead-



Quote:

Inventory:

Animals:Genetically altered sea bass 4laugh , A band of rabid chipmunks in my tree, A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Clothing:a saturn beaded necklace, Unsightly Body Hair, A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Collectibles:A small Earth globe with a picture of Big Bird on it, Anti-christ fetus preserved in a collectible bottle 4laugh , a caution sticker,and a domo doll complete with half eaten bridge, a bat signal w/ theme song 4laugh

Weapons:a pair of amts, an all in one swiss army.....bazooka with changable sight marker colors and bazooka pumping action, A dagger, A gun that fires out papermache, a pointy black knife thingy, A length of lead piping, a mini gatling gun.

People: A quark, Howard Stern, A man with way to much free time on his hands, and Barry Scott. (Bang! And the dirt is gone!), an emo Princess Peach/Toadstool 4laugh , Payne, OJ Simpson.

Other:A Friend Cube (whatever that is), a keyboard permanently stuck on CAPS lock, 12 ironing boards, a ticket to the international space station, A skull, A rainbow in a bottle, A distraction, A web cam, A Total Perspective Vortex 4laugh , a loving thought, words from a vegan: "Hello Darling!", frog mononoke, a list of ideas, and a psychedelic flower, a boot to the head and a note that says "Use Tokens please!", a wooden skateboard, a stocking full of coal, a blank CD, a sign posted by Captain Obvious reading "Road Floods during Flood", a magnifying glass, a bottle of arrogance ( "you don't need that!" ) 4laugh , a stalemate in a chess game, a strand of DNA, purple and pink people pricking pinkies on pink pairs of pencils peeling into pieces,

Food:A half-eaten bag of pistachio nuts, A vanilla bean Frappuchino from Starbucks, a half-eaten pizza, two chocolate bunnies (one with a bite out of the a**, the other with no ears), a poisonous mushroom, sushi, a gingerbread house with the bones of children piled around it, one Muscle Drink, 3 loaves of bread and three rolls from Saturn 4laugh

Omniscient Beings and other Creatures:Buddha's right arm, The Trinity (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost), and a Ogdru-Hem, 1 out of 369 unnaturally large and evil demons that particularly hates me.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Movies: Reno 911. (4th Season DVD Collection) 4laugh , The Rocky Horror Picture Show 4laugh , Juno, The Omen.

Drugs/Beers/Spirits:Heroin, a bottle of Absenthe 4laugh

Animals:A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Illnesses/Diseases:The flu, Athlete's Foot, AIDS.

Junk:An empty pokeball, An unactive cell phone, A couple of notes left by Samesong that are totally worthless, a warrant for your arrest A scene from Sweet Charity, A Boyscout DVD, A trial disk for AOL 9.0, a small note ("Are hispanic girls ugly to you? How rude..." ), a broken image link, an old picture of an insane asylum 4laugh , a pleasant comment that is worthless, a bag of absolutely nothing, a cartoon pickle, 'Hypnotize' the CD by System of a Down.

Video Games: Pokemon Saphire (GBA), ExciteBike (NES) 4laugh , Phantom Brave (PS2), Gameboy (2nd Gen),

needs more video games and weapons!


@ Samesong: rolleyes Yeah, you are so funny. I'm just going to ignore your posts from now on. Nothing from you is worth saving. (Stupid and rude joke. Go away.)
You recieve:

A compliment on your Sig.

Holy crap that's a cute jellyfish.

*token*

Lonely Lunatic

You recieve...

A can of raspberry jam!

*Puts a token in*

Fashionable Friend

5,750 Points
  • Protector of Cuteness 150
  • Thread Flip 150
  • Destroyer of Cuteness 150
You recieve:
A one way ticket to Mars by catapult. Now all you need is someone you really, really, can't stand.

"inserts token"

Quote:

Inventory:
People: A pirate

KittyMcConnaha rolled 5 100-sided dice: 52, 89, 63, 69, 26 Total: 299 (5-500)

seanbread's Wife

You receive . . .
a book filled with 1,672 blank pages!

*inserts token*
you recieve an ancient KATANA!!!......with ancient blood on it.....
You Receive:
A Pair of sunglasses!
*Inserts token*

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