The ULTIMATE Vending Machine - Another prize WON!

The machine seems happy?

Hopes Yes	50.4%	[ 121 ]
Thinks No	5.8%	[ 14 ]
*steal gold* button...could be trap.	43.8%	[ 105 ]
Total Votes:			[ 240 ]

[samesong]

you recieve a razor!!

warning: Keep away from emos. If you are emo and holding this object it is against teh law and you will be arrested....or cut

*inserts a flamming token*

[saturnbeads]

You get the bloody beak from a one-eyed parakeet.
-inserts a saturnbead-

Quote:

Inventory:
Animals:Genetically altered sea bass 4laugh , A band of rabid chipmunks in my tree, A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Clothing: Unsightly Body Hair, A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Collectibles:A small Earth globe with a picture of Big Bird on it, Anti-christ fetus preserved in a collectible bottle 4laugh , a caution sticker,and a domo doll complete with half eaten bridge, a bat signal w/ theme song 4laugh

Weapons:A dagger, A gun that fires out papermache, a pointy black knife thingy, A length of lead piping, a mini gatling gun.

People: A quark, Howard Stern, A man with way to much free time on his hands, and Barry Scott. (Bang! And the dirt is gone!), an emo Princess Peach/Toadstool 4laugh , Payne, OJ Simpson.

Other:12 ironing boards, a ticket to the international space station, A skull, A rainbow in a bottle, A distraction, A web cam, A Total Perspective Vortex 4laugh , a loving thought, words from a vegan: "Hello Darling!", frog mononoke, a list of ideas, and a psychedelic flower, a boot to the head and a note that says "Use Tokens please!", a wooden skateboard, a stocking full of coal, a blank CD, a sign posted by Captain Obvious reading "Road Floods during Flood", a magnifying glass, a bottle of arrogance ( "you don't need that!" ) 4laugh , a stalemate in a chess game, a strand of DNA, purple and pink people pricking pinkies on pink pairs of pencils peeling into pieces,

Food:A half-eaten bag of pistachio nuts, A vanilla bean Frappuchino from Starbucks, a half-eaten pizza, two chocolate bunnies (one with a bite out of the a**, the other with no ears), a poisonous mushroom, sushi, a gingerbread house with the bones of children piled around it, one Muscle Drink, 3 loaves of bread and three rolls from Saturn 4laugh

Omniscient Beings and other Creatures:Buddha's right arm, The Trinity (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost), and a Ogdru-Hem, 1 out of 369 unnaturally large and evil demons that particularly hates me.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Movies: Reno 911. (4th Season DVD Collection) 4laugh , The Rocky Horror Picture Show 4laugh , Juno, The Omen.

Drugs/Beers/Spirits:Heroin, a bottle of Absenthe 4laugh

Animals:A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Illnesses/Diseases:The flu, Athlete's Foot, AIDS.

Junk:A scene from Sweet Charity, A Boyscout DVD, A trial disk for AOL 9.0, a small note ("Are hispanic girls ugly to you? How rude..." ), a broken image link, an old picture of an insane asylum 4laugh , a pleasant comment that is worthless, a bag of absolutely nothing, a cartoon pickle, 'Hypnotize' the CD by System of a Down.

Video Games: Pokemon Saphire (GBA), ExciteBike (NES) 4laugh , Phantom Brave (PS2), Gameboy (2nd Gen),

needs more video games and weapons!

[samesong]

you receive a warrant for your arrest because of continued use of not inserting the correct money

*inserts token*

[saturnbeads]

You receive a mad lib book with half of the words filled in on each page.
-inserts a saturnbead-

Quote:

Inventory:
Animals:Genetically altered sea bass 4laugh , A band of rabid chipmunks in my tree, A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Clothing: Unsightly Body Hair, A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Collectibles:A small Earth globe with a picture of Big Bird on it, Anti-christ fetus preserved in a collectible bottle 4laugh , a caution sticker,and a domo doll complete with half eaten bridge, a bat signal w/ theme song 4laugh

Weapons:A dagger, A gun that fires out papermache, a pointy black knife thingy, A length of lead piping, a mini gatling gun.

People: A quark, Howard Stern, A man with way to much free time on his hands, and Barry Scott. (Bang! And the dirt is gone!), an emo Princess Peach/Toadstool 4laugh , Payne, OJ Simpson.

Other:12 ironing boards, a ticket to the international space station, A skull, A rainbow in a bottle, A distraction, A web cam, A Total Perspective Vortex 4laugh , a loving thought, words from a vegan: "Hello Darling!", frog mononoke, a list of ideas, and a psychedelic flower, a boot to the head and a note that says "Use Tokens please!", a wooden skateboard, a stocking full of coal, a blank CD, a sign posted by Captain Obvious reading "Road Floods during Flood", a magnifying glass, a bottle of arrogance ( "you don't need that!" ) 4laugh , a stalemate in a chess game, a strand of DNA, purple and pink people pricking pinkies on pink pairs of pencils peeling into pieces,

Food:A half-eaten bag of pistachio nuts, A vanilla bean Frappuchino from Starbucks, a half-eaten pizza, two chocolate bunnies (one with a bite out of the a**, the other with no ears), a poisonous mushroom, sushi, a gingerbread house with the bones of children piled around it, one Muscle Drink, 3 loaves of bread and three rolls from Saturn 4laugh

Omniscient Beings and other Creatures:Buddha's right arm, The Trinity (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost), and a Ogdru-Hem, 1 out of 369 unnaturally large and evil demons that particularly hates me.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Movies: Reno 911. (4th Season DVD Collection) 4laugh , The Rocky Horror Picture Show 4laugh , Juno, The Omen.

Drugs/Beers/Spirits:Heroin, a bottle of Absenthe 4laugh

Animals:A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Illnesses/Diseases:The flu, Athlete's Foot, AIDS.

Junk:A scene from Sweet Charity, A Boyscout DVD, A trial disk for AOL 9.0, a small note ("Are hispanic girls ugly to you? How rude..." ), a broken image link, an old picture of an insane asylum 4laugh , a pleasant comment that is worthless, a bag of absolutely nothing, a cartoon pickle, 'Hypnotize' the CD by System of a Down.

Video Games: Pokemon Saphire (GBA), ExciteBike (NES) 4laugh , Phantom Brave (PS2), Gameboy (2nd Gen),

needs more video games and weapons!

[samesong]

the slot machine rumbles and starts fizzling and soon after spits out all your saturnbeads that have been inserted by you. and at the end a note comes out that reads : " Either start using tokens or return all your items"

*inserts token*

[Copper_Carbonate]

You get a chill pill.

Ama inserts a token, whistles and wanders off to watch.

[Rubiks Cubed]

you get a one way ticket to the moon.

*inserts token

[Faerie KatrinaZ]

You receive a rainbow striped beach towel.
*inserts token*

[Rubiks Cubed]

You receive one coupon redeemable at any monarchy. You get to be supreme ruler for 1 day.*

*All 24 hours must be used consecutively. Once you choose to use your coupon, you may not stop until exactly 24 hours from when you started.

[saturnbeads]

@ Samesong: Hi hater. You see me!

Rubiks receives a bag of crunchy cat treats, called "Feline Greenies." They're heart-healthy!
-inserts a saturnbead-

Quote:

Inventory:
Animals:Genetically altered sea bass 4laugh , A band of rabid chipmunks in my tree, A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Clothing: Unsightly Body Hair, A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Collectibles:A small Earth globe with a picture of Big Bird on it, Anti-christ fetus preserved in a collectible bottle 4laugh , a caution sticker,and a domo doll complete with half eaten bridge, a bat signal w/ theme song 4laugh

Weapons:A dagger, A gun that fires out papermache, a pointy black knife thingy, A length of lead piping, a mini gatling gun.

People: A quark, Howard Stern, A man with way to much free time on his hands, and Barry Scott. (Bang! And the dirt is gone!), an emo Princess Peach/Toadstool 4laugh , Payne, OJ Simpson.

Other:12 ironing boards, a ticket to the international space station, A skull, A rainbow in a bottle, A distraction, A web cam, A Total Perspective Vortex 4laugh , a loving thought, words from a vegan: "Hello Darling!", frog mononoke, a list of ideas, and a psychedelic flower, a boot to the head and a note that says "Use Tokens please!", a wooden skateboard, a stocking full of coal, a blank CD, a sign posted by Captain Obvious reading "Road Floods during Flood", a magnifying glass, a bottle of arrogance ( "you don't need that!" ) 4laugh , a stalemate in a chess game, a strand of DNA, purple and pink people pricking pinkies on pink pairs of pencils peeling into pieces,

Food:A half-eaten bag of pistachio nuts, A vanilla bean Frappuchino from Starbucks, a half-eaten pizza, two chocolate bunnies (one with a bite out of the a**, the other with no ears), a poisonous mushroom, sushi, a gingerbread house with the bones of children piled around it, one Muscle Drink, 3 loaves of bread and three rolls from Saturn 4laugh

Omniscient Beings and other Creatures:Buddha's right arm, The Trinity (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost), and a Ogdru-Hem, 1 out of 369 unnaturally large and evil demons that particularly hates me.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Movies: Reno 911. (4th Season DVD Collection) 4laugh , The Rocky Horror Picture Show 4laugh , Juno, The Omen.

Drugs/Beers/Spirits:Heroin, a bottle of Absenthe 4laugh

Animals:A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Illnesses/Diseases:The flu, Athlete's Foot, AIDS.

Junk:A couple of notes left by Sameson that are totally worthless, a warrant for your arrest A scene from Sweet Charity, A Boyscout DVD, A trial disk for AOL 9.0, a small note ("Are hispanic girls ugly to you? How rude..." ), a broken image link, an old picture of an insane asylum 4laugh , a pleasant comment that is worthless, a bag of absolutely nothing, a cartoon pickle, 'Hypnotize' the CD by System of a Down.

Video Games: Pokemon Saphire (GBA), ExciteBike (NES) 4laugh , Phantom Brave (PS2), Gameboy (2nd Gen),

needs more video games and weapons!

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You Receive:
An unactive cell phone!
*Inserts token*

[EmoxFlavoredxBubbleGum]

You receive a single Chuck E. Cheese ticket. =P


-inserts a red, small, rubber, bouncy ball-

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You Receive:
Brand X Brand china set.
This China set seats for one because... come on and just face it... Brand X brand for when your life screams X
*Inserts token*

[saturnbeads]

You get a huge 30 pack of Bic Lighters.
-inserts a saturnbead-

Quote:

Inventory:
Animals:Genetically altered sea bass 4laugh , A band of rabid chipmunks in my tree, A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Clothing: Unsightly Body Hair, A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Collectibles:A small Earth globe with a picture of Big Bird on it, Anti-christ fetus preserved in a collectible bottle 4laugh , a caution sticker,and a domo doll complete with half eaten bridge, a bat signal w/ theme song 4laugh

Weapons:A dagger, A gun that fires out papermache, a pointy black knife thingy, A length of lead piping, a mini gatling gun.

People: A quark, Howard Stern, A man with way to much free time on his hands, and Barry Scott. (Bang! And the dirt is gone!), an emo Princess Peach/Toadstool 4laugh , Payne, OJ Simpson.

Other:12 ironing boards, a ticket to the international space station, A skull, A rainbow in a bottle, A distraction, A web cam, A Total Perspective Vortex 4laugh , a loving thought, words from a vegan: "Hello Darling!", frog mononoke, a list of ideas, and a psychedelic flower, a boot to the head and a note that says "Use Tokens please!", a wooden skateboard, a stocking full of coal, a blank CD, a sign posted by Captain Obvious reading "Road Floods during Flood", a magnifying glass, a bottle of arrogance ( "you don't need that!" ) 4laugh , a stalemate in a chess game, a strand of DNA, purple and pink people pricking pinkies on pink pairs of pencils peeling into pieces,

Food:A half-eaten bag of pistachio nuts, A vanilla bean Frappuchino from Starbucks, a half-eaten pizza, two chocolate bunnies (one with a bite out of the a**, the other with no ears), a poisonous mushroom, sushi, a gingerbread house with the bones of children piled around it, one Muscle Drink, 3 loaves of bread and three rolls from Saturn 4laugh

Omniscient Beings and other Creatures:Buddha's right arm, The Trinity (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost), and a Ogdru-Hem, 1 out of 369 unnaturally large and evil demons that particularly hates me.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Movies: Reno 911. (4th Season DVD Collection) 4laugh , The Rocky Horror Picture Show 4laugh , Juno, The Omen.

Drugs/Beers/Spirits:Heroin, a bottle of Absenthe 4laugh

Animals:A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Illnesses/Diseases:The flu, Athlete's Foot, AIDS.

Junk:An unactive cell phone, A couple of notes left by Sameson that are totally worthless, a warrant for your arrest A scene from Sweet Charity, A Boyscout DVD, A trial disk for AOL 9.0, a small note ("Are hispanic girls ugly to you? How rude..." ), a broken image link, an old picture of an insane asylum 4laugh , a pleasant comment that is worthless, a bag of absolutely nothing, a cartoon pickle, 'Hypnotize' the CD by System of a Down.

Video Games: Pokemon Saphire (GBA), ExciteBike (NES) 4laugh , Phantom Brave (PS2), Gameboy (2nd Gen),

needs more video games and weapons!

[KittyMcConnaha]

You receive:
a keyboard permanently stuck on CAPS lock!
(now everything you say will be extremely intense!)

*inserts token*