The ULTIMATE Vending Machine - Another prize WON!

The machine seems happy?

Hopes Yes	50.4%	[ 121 ]
Thinks No	5.8%	[ 14 ]
*steal gold* button...could be trap.	43.8%	[ 105 ]
Total Votes:			[ 240 ]

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You Receive:
Feelings!!!
You might want to listen to this to get a clue on how to react with people.

*Inserts token*

[KittyMcConnaha]

You receive . . .
a lifetime supply of grape bubblegum!

*inserts token*

[Echo-of-cheese]

you recieve:
GIR

*inserts token*

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You Receive:
A used hairtie!
What they can't all be winners!
*Inserts token*

[Luna LG]

you receive a peice of tin foil



inserts token

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You Receive:
An Exclamation Point exclaim
One use only.
*Inserts token*

[Luna LG]

you a fingernail

and thanks for the !. i just used it!!


inserts token!

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You Receive:
Jail time.
Go to Jail go directly to jail do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars and most of all do not over use the alloted !'s
*Inserts token*

[tamagotchifreak09]

You recieve: A BARTON FLAG! It has a label with the words: THIS... IS... BARTON!!!
*inserts crushed penny*

[Meowsicle]

You recieve:
A constantly mispelled word.

*token*

[saturnbeads]

You receive a butane lighter in a silver case.
-inserts a saturnbead-

Quote:

Inventory:
Animals:Genetically altered sea bass 4laugh , A band of rabid chipmunks in my tree, A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Clothing: Unsightly Body Hair, A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Collectibles:A small Earth globe with a picture of Big Bird on it, Anti-christ fetus preserved in a collectible bottle 4laugh , a caution sticker,and a domo doll complete with half eaten bridge, a bat signal w/ theme song 4laugh

Weapons:A dagger, A gun that fires out papermache, a pointy black knife thingy, A length of lead piping, a mini gatling gun.

People: A quark, Howard Stern, A man with way to much free time on his hands, and Barry Scott. (Bang! And the dirt is gone!), an emo Princess Peach/Toadstool 4laugh , Payne, OJ Simpson.

Other: A distraction, A web cam, A Total Perspective Vortex 4laugh , a loving thought, words from a vegan: "Hello Darling!", frog mononoke, a list of ideas, and a psychedelic flower, a boot to the head and a note that says "Use Tokens please!", a wooden skateboard, a stocking full of coal, a blank CD, a sign posted by Captain Obvious reading "Road Floods during Flood", a magnifying glass, a bottle of arrogance ( "you don't need that!" ) 4laugh , a stalemate in a chess game, a strand of DNA, purple and pink people pricking pinkies on pink pairs of pencils peeling into pieces,

Food:A half-eaten bag of pistachio nuts, A vanilla bean Frappuchino from Starbucks, a half-eaten pizza, two chocolate bunnies (one with a bite out of the a**, the other with no ears), a poisonous mushroom, sushi, a gingerbread house with the bones of children piled around it, one Muscle Drink, 3 loaves of bread and three rolls from Saturn 4laugh

Omniscient Beings and other Creatures:Buddha's right arm, The Trinity (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost), and a Ogdru-Hem, 1 out of 369 unnaturally large and evil demons that particularly hates me.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Movies: Reno 911. (4th Season DVD Collection) 4laugh , The Rocky Horror Picture Show 4laugh , Juno, The Omen.

Drugs/Beers/Spirits:Heroin, a bottle of Absenthe 4laugh

Animals:A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Illnesses/Diseases:The flu, Athlete's Foot, AIDS.

Junk:A scene from Sweet Charity, A Boyscout DVD, A trial disk for AOL 9.0, a small note ("Are hispanic girls ugly to you? How rude..." ), a broken image link, an old picture of an insane asylum 4laugh , a pleasant comment that is worthless, a bag of absolutely nothing, a cartoon pickle, 'Hypnotize' the CD by System of a Down.

Video Games: Pokemon Saphire (GBA), ExciteBike (NES) 4laugh , Phantom Brave (PS2), Gameboy (2nd Gen),

needs more video games and weapons!

[KittyMcConnaha]

You receive:
a rainbow in a bottle!
(How'd they get it in there? I don't know but I wouldn't let it out if I were you . . .)

*inserts token*

[cajunsong]

You recive another token!
-OMG! Lucky, you get to try again! ^^

*inserts a token*

[KittyMcConnaha]

You receive:
a vial of rattle snake venom!

(now if you ever get bit, you can make the antidote! 3nodding )

*inserts token*

[Grinsender Teufel]

you receive a bottle of FAIL!

-inserts token-