The ULTIMATE Vending Machine - Another prize WON!

The machine seems happy?

Hopes Yes	50.4%	[ 121 ]
Thinks No	5.8%	[ 14 ]
*steal gold* button...could be trap.	43.8%	[ 105 ]
Total Votes:			[ 240 ]

[Echo-of-cheese]

You recieved:
Final fantasy I through V
LLLUCKY!

*inserts more than just a token*

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You receive:
A 10 year old hot dog.
Some like their wieners aged!! wink
*Inserts token*

[Echo-of-cheese]

((mmm mature sausage))

You gained:
Weight (lolgrlufat)

*insert coin*

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

((Oh no.... I hope it didn't all go to one area!))

You Receive:
A p***s pump.
I am sure it's not really yours.... yeah....
*Inserts token*

[cajunsong]

You recive a hot dog with mustard. smile
- everyone love a hot dog. 3nodding

*inserts finger*

[Echo-of-cheese]

((*pumpetty pump pump* Its not working... *has it on foot*))

You receive:
A state benefits payout!

*inert totem*

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

((I don't eat meat why would i like mixed pig or beef parts?))
You receive:
The Justice team!!!
*Inserts token*

[saturnbeads]

You receive one black cauldron.
-inserts a saturnbead-

Quote:

Inventory:
Animals:Genetically altered sea bass 4laugh , A band of rabid chipmunks in my tree, A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Clothing: Unsightly Body Hair, A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Collectibles: Anti-christ fetus preserved in a collectible bottle 4laugh , a caution sticker,and a domo doll complete with half eaten bridge, a bat signal w/ theme song 4laugh

Weapons:A dagger, A gun that fires out papermache, a pointy black knife thingy, A length of lead piping, a mini gatling gun.

People: A quark, Howard Stern, A man with way to much free time on his hands, and Barry Scott. (Bang! And the dirt is gone!), an emo Princess Peach/Toadstool 4laugh , Payne, OJ Simpson.

Other: A distraction, A web cam, A Total Perspective Vortex 4laugh , a loving thought, words from a vegan: "Hello Darling!", frog mononoke, a list of ideas, and a psychedelic flower, a boot to the head and a note that says "Use Tokens please!", a wooden skateboard, a stocking full of coal, a blank CD, a sign posted by Captain Obvious reading "Road Floods during Flood", a magnifying glass, a bottle of arrogance ( "you don't need that!" ) 4laugh , a stalemate in a chess game, a strand of DNA, purple and pink people pricking pinkies on pink pairs of pencils peeling into pieces,

Food: A vanilla bean Frappuchino from Starbucks, a half-eaten pizza, two chocolate bunnies (one with a bite out of the a**, the other with no ears), a poisonous mushroom, sushi, a gingerbread house with the bones of children piled around it, one Muscle Drink, 3 loaves of bread and three rolls from Saturn 4laugh

Omniscient Beings and other Creatures:Buddha's right arm, The Trinity (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost), and a Ogdru-Hem, 1 out of 369 unnaturally large and evil demons that particularly hates me.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Movies: Reno 911. (4th Season DVD Collection) 4laugh , The Rocky Horror Picture Show 4laugh , Juno, The Omen.

Drugs/Beers/Spirits:Heroin, a bottle of Absenthe 4laugh

Animals:A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Illnesses/Diseases:The flu, Athlete's Foot

Junk:A scene from Sweet Charity, A Boyscout DVD, A trial disk for AOL 9.0, a small note ("Are hispanic girls ugly to you? How rude..." ), a broken image link, an old picture of an insane asylum 4laugh , a pleasant comment that is worthless, a bag of absolutely nothing, a cartoon pickle, 'Hypnotize' the CD by System of a Down.

Video Games: Pokemon Saphire (GBA), ExciteBike (NES) 4laugh , Phantom Brave (PS2), Gameboy (2nd Gen),

needs more video games and weapons!

[Echo-of-cheese]

You got:
A half eaten bag of pistachio nuts

*insert totem*

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You Reveive:
A man in a box
With his own theme song
*Inserts token*

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

((By the way cajunsong, Good luck and thank you for paying my taxes!))

[tamagotchifreak09]

You recieve: All the itms that have been put in here except the actual tokens!!!
*inserts skittle*

[saturnbeads]

A chocolate bar pops out. Inside is a Golden Ticket! (Ick! It makes the chocolate taste terrible.)
-inserts a saturnbead-

Quote:

Inventory:
Animals:Genetically altered sea bass 4laugh , A band of rabid chipmunks in my tree, A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Clothing: Unsightly Body Hair, A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Collectibles: Anti-christ fetus preserved in a collectible bottle 4laugh , a caution sticker,and a domo doll complete with half eaten bridge, a bat signal w/ theme song 4laugh

Weapons:A dagger, A gun that fires out papermache, a pointy black knife thingy, A length of lead piping, a mini gatling gun.

People: A quark, Howard Stern, A man with way to much free time on his hands, and Barry Scott. (Bang! And the dirt is gone!), an emo Princess Peach/Toadstool 4laugh , Payne, OJ Simpson.

Other: A distraction, A web cam, A Total Perspective Vortex 4laugh , a loving thought, words from a vegan: "Hello Darling!", frog mononoke, a list of ideas, and a psychedelic flower, a boot to the head and a note that says "Use Tokens please!", a wooden skateboard, a stocking full of coal, a blank CD, a sign posted by Captain Obvious reading "Road Floods during Flood", a magnifying glass, a bottle of arrogance ( "you don't need that!" ) 4laugh , a stalemate in a chess game, a strand of DNA, purple and pink people pricking pinkies on pink pairs of pencils peeling into pieces,

Food:A half-eaten bag of pistachio nuts, A vanilla bean Frappuchino from Starbucks, a half-eaten pizza, two chocolate bunnies (one with a bite out of the a**, the other with no ears), a poisonous mushroom, sushi, a gingerbread house with the bones of children piled around it, one Muscle Drink, 3 loaves of bread and three rolls from Saturn 4laugh

Omniscient Beings and other Creatures:Buddha's right arm, The Trinity (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost), and a Ogdru-Hem, 1 out of 369 unnaturally large and evil demons that particularly hates me.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Movies: Reno 911. (4th Season DVD Collection) 4laugh , The Rocky Horror Picture Show 4laugh , Juno, The Omen.

Drugs/Beers/Spirits:Heroin, a bottle of Absenthe 4laugh

Animals:A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Illnesses/Diseases:The flu, Athlete's Foot

Junk:A scene from Sweet Charity, A Boyscout DVD, A trial disk for AOL 9.0, a small note ("Are hispanic girls ugly to you? How rude..." ), a broken image link, an old picture of an insane asylum 4laugh , a pleasant comment that is worthless, a bag of absolutely nothing, a cartoon pickle, 'Hypnotize' the CD by System of a Down.

Video Games: Pokemon Saphire (GBA), ExciteBike (NES) 4laugh , Phantom Brave (PS2), Gameboy (2nd Gen),

needs more video games and weapons!

[playing with AK-47s]

YOU GET THE AIDS
*inserts Tito from Rocket Power*

Quote:

Inventory:
Animals:Genetically altered sea bass 4laugh , A band of rabid chipmunks in my tree, A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Clothing: Unsightly Body Hair, A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Collectibles: Anti-christ fetus preserved in a collectible bottle 4laugh , a caution sticker,and a domo doll complete with half eaten bridge, a bat signal w/ theme song 4laugh

Weapons:A dagger, A gun that fires out papermache, a pointy black knife thingy, A length of lead piping, a mini gatling gun.

People: A quark, Howard Stern, A man with way to much free time on his hands, and Barry Scott. (Bang! And the dirt is gone!), an emo Princess Peach/Toadstool 4laugh , Payne, OJ Simpson.

Other: A distraction, A web cam, A Total Perspective Vortex 4laugh , a loving thought, words from a vegan: "Hello Darling!", frog mononoke, a list of ideas, and a psychedelic flower, a boot to the head and a note that says "Use Tokens please!", a wooden skateboard, a stocking full of coal, a blank CD, a sign posted by Captain Obvious reading "Road Floods during Flood", a magnifying glass, a bottle of arrogance ( "you don't need that!" ) 4laugh , a stalemate in a chess game, a strand of DNA, purple and pink people pricking pinkies on pink pairs of pencils peeling into pieces, AIDS

Food:A half-eaten bag of pistachio nuts, A vanilla bean Frappuchino from Starbucks, a half-eaten pizza, two chocolate bunnies (one with a bite out of the a**, the other with no ears), a poisonous mushroom, sushi, a gingerbread house with the bones of children piled around it, one Muscle Drink, 3 loaves of bread and three rolls from Saturn 4laugh

Omniscient Beings and other Creatures:Buddha's right arm, The Trinity (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost), and a Ogdru-Hem, 1 out of 369 unnaturally large and evil demons that particularly hates me.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Movies: Reno 911. (4th Season DVD Collection) 4laugh , The Rocky Horror Picture Show 4laugh , Juno, The Omen.

Drugs/Beers/Spirits:Heroin, a bottle of Absenthe 4laugh

Animals:A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Illnesses/Diseases:The flu, Athlete's Foot

Junk:A scene from Sweet Charity, A Boyscout DVD, A trial disk for AOL 9.0, a small note ("Are hispanic girls ugly to you? How rude..." ), a broken image link, an old picture of an insane asylum 4laugh , a pleasant comment that is worthless, a bag of absolutely nothing, a cartoon pickle, 'Hypnotize' the CD by System of a Down.

Video Games: Pokemon Saphire (GBA), ExciteBike (NES) 4laugh , Phantom Brave (PS2), Gameboy (2nd Gen),

needs more video games and weapons!

[saturnbeads]

playing with AK-47s

YOU GET THE AIDS
*inserts Tito from Rocket Power*

Quote:

Inventory:
Animals:Genetically altered sea bass 4laugh , A band of rabid chipmunks in my tree, A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Clothing: Unsightly Body Hair, A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Collectibles: Anti-christ fetus preserved in a collectible bottle 4laugh , a caution sticker,and a domo doll complete with half eaten bridge, a bat signal w/ theme song 4laugh

Weapons:A dagger, A gun that fires out papermache, a pointy black knife thingy, A length of lead piping, a mini gatling gun.

People: A quark, Howard Stern, A man with way to much free time on his hands, and Barry Scott. (Bang! And the dirt is gone!), an emo Princess Peach/Toadstool 4laugh , Payne, OJ Simpson.

Other: A distraction, A web cam, A Total Perspective Vortex 4laugh , a loving thought, words from a vegan: "Hello Darling!", frog mononoke, a list of ideas, and a psychedelic flower, a boot to the head and a note that says "Use Tokens please!", a wooden skateboard, a stocking full of coal, a blank CD, a sign posted by Captain Obvious reading "Road Floods during Flood", a magnifying glass, a bottle of arrogance ( "you don't need that!" ) 4laugh , a stalemate in a chess game, a strand of DNA, purple and pink people pricking pinkies on pink pairs of pencils peeling into pieces, AIDS

Food:A half-eaten bag of pistachio nuts, A vanilla bean Frappuchino from Starbucks, a half-eaten pizza, two chocolate bunnies (one with a bite out of the a**, the other with no ears), a poisonous mushroom, sushi, a gingerbread house with the bones of children piled around it, one Muscle Drink, 3 loaves of bread and three rolls from Saturn 4laugh

Omniscient Beings and other Creatures:Buddha's right arm, The Trinity (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost), and a Ogdru-Hem, 1 out of 369 unnaturally large and evil demons that particularly hates me.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Movies: Reno 911. (4th Season DVD Collection) 4laugh , The Rocky Horror Picture Show 4laugh , Juno, The Omen.

Drugs/Beers/Spirits:Heroin, a bottle of Absenthe 4laugh

Animals:A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Illnesses/Diseases:The flu, Athlete's Foot

Junk:A scene from Sweet Charity, A Boyscout DVD, A trial disk for AOL 9.0, a small note ("Are hispanic girls ugly to you? How rude..." ), a broken image link, an old picture of an insane asylum 4laugh , a pleasant comment that is worthless, a bag of absolutely nothing, a cartoon pickle, 'Hypnotize' the CD by System of a Down.

Video Games: Pokemon Saphire (GBA), ExciteBike (NES) 4laugh , Phantom Brave (PS2), Gameboy (2nd Gen),

needs more video games and weapons!

WHOA why are you quoting my inventory? it is MINE. stop it NOW. -bursts into flames-