The ULTIMATE Vending Machine - Another prize WON!

The machine seems happy?

Hopes Yes	50.4%	[ 121 ]
Thinks No	5.8%	[ 14 ]
*steal gold* button...could be trap.	43.8%	[ 105 ]
Total Votes:			[ 240 ]

[Squoth the Raven]

You get a cannabalistic t-shirt!

Don't put it in your closet...

*inserts token*

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You Receive:
The Jolly Green Giant!
*Inserts token*

[Squoth the Raven]

You recieve...

A life-size Billy Ray Cyrus action figure!
HE TALKS!

I wonder...

*inserts half of a token*

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

The Horror The Horror!!!
You Receive:
Tim Curry dressed as Frank 'n' Furter.

*Inserts Token*

[Nightprince]

••• » A positive attitude may not solve all your problems,•

You get:
1 Vial Of Dragon Saliva.

-inserts purple token-

• But it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort. •
-- Herm Albright « •••

[Meowsicle]

You receive:
A ticket to go see Rocky Horror Picture Show live!
Oh you lucky b*****d...

*despairing token*

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You receive:
Half of my God Complex!!!
Because only I am good enough to handle the whole thing.
*Inserts token*

[sulkybrat]

*you receive a binky* smile

*inserts token*

[saturnbeads]

You get a copy of Silent Hill 3 with the complete OST.

-inserts a saturnbead-

Quote:

Inventory:
see below.

[Miss_kimberly_ann]

You receive:
A band of rabit chipmunks in your tree.
*inserts token*

[saturnbeads]

You receive a copy of Deep Cuts by the Knife. (CD)

-inserts a saturnbead-

Quote:

Inventory:
Animals:A band of rabid chipmunks in my tree, A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Clothing: Unsightly Body Hair, A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Collectibles: Anti-christ fetus preserved in a collectible bottle heart , a caution sticker,and a domo doll complete with half eaten bridge, a bat signal w/ theme song heart

Weapons: A gun that fires out papermache, a pointy black knife thingy, A length of lead piping, a mini gatling gun.

People: Howard Stern, A man with way to much free time on his hands, and Barry Scott. (Bang! And the dirt is gone!), an emo Princess Peach/Toadstool heart , Payne, OJ Simpson.

Other:A web cam, A Total Perspective Vortex heart , a loving thought, words from a vegan: "Hello Darling!", frog mononoke, a list of ideas, and a psychedelic flower, a boot to the head and a note that says "Use Tokens please!", a wooden skateboard, a stocking full of coal, a blank CD, a sign posted by Captain Obvious reading "Road Floods during Flood", a magnifying glass, a bottle of arrogance ( "you don't need that!" ) heart , a stalemate in a chess game, a strand of DNA, purple and pink people pricking pinkies on pink pairs of pencils peeling into pieces,

Food: A vanilla bean Frappuchino from Starbucks, a half-eaten pizza, two chocolate bunnies (one with a bite out of the a**, the other with no ears), a poisonous mushroom, sushi, a gingerbread house with the bones of children piled around it, one Muscle Drink, 3 loaves of bread and three rolls from Saturn heart

Omniscient Beings and other Creatures: The Trinity (The Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost), and a Ogdru-Hem, 1 out of 369 unnaturally large and evil demons that particularly hates me.

Clothing: A wacky pair of comically-over-sized prop sunglasses, a hand-crafted Calavera mask (Dia De Los Muertos painted skull), and a pair of dilapidated shorts made for three-legged people.

Movies: Reno 911. (4th Season DVD Collection) heart , The Rocky Horror Picture Show heart , Juno, The Omen.

Drugs/Beers/Spirits:Heroin, a bottle of Absenthe heart

Animals:A black widow spider, a raccoon and a hummingbird, a male stripping llama who dances solely for vending machine tokens.

Illnesses/Diseases:The flu.

Junk: A trial disk for AOL 9.0, a small note ("Are hispanic girls ugly to you? How rude..." ), a broken image link, an old picture of an insane asylum heart , a pleasant comment that is worthless, a bag of absolutely nothing, a cartoon pickle, 'Hypnotize' the CD by System of a Down.

Video Games: ExciteBike (NES) heart , Phantom Brave (PS2)

needs more video games and weapons!

[Mr Silence]

VISIT MEH SHOPS!!!!! scream

♥

[saturnbeads]

You receive a smack in the face for spamming!

-inserts a saturnbead-

Quote:

Inventory:
see below.

[mistageko]

you receive a second generation game boy

-inserts pokemon blue game cartridge-

[Kalipsoh]

You receive a can of Spam.

Times are hard.

*inserts slimy spam token*