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Granted, but when they touch the ground they cause an earthquake.

I wish I could shapeshift.
Granted, but you can only turn into a 40 year old virgin who lives with his mother
I wish I had a death ray
Onimoru
Granted, but you can only turn into a 40 year old virgin who lives with his mother
I wish I had a death ray


Granted...but I ate it..
I wish that I could flyyyy!!
Granted, the only problem is you can't come back down
I wish I had evil monkey minions
Granted, but they overthrow your throne and become the new rulers of the world.

I wish I had a lot of gold.
granted but you get hacked and lose all the gold

I wish I had an iPod
Granted, but it only plays generic butt rock
I wish the cat in my siggy was real sad
Granted, but it's a member of Al Quaida.

I wish I had a comfy chair.
granted but once you sit in it your stuck

I wish I had a halo
Granted but it's only the Xbox game

I wish I had an orange.
Granted, as you bite into it, it molds green-white and fuzzy.

I wish my book would write itself. neutral
granted but the book really sucks

I wish my sister didn't cry all the time
Granted, but it's full of grammatical errors and plot holes
I wish I knew what I wanted to wish for..
Granted, but nobody replies to your post.

I wish I had some wax fruit
Granted, a dog comes up and steals them though. neutral

I wish my red pencils would dance! rofl

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