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Yes. We've all been hastled by the poorly clothed ney illiterate beggers who want something for nothing. But perhaps we have indeed been too hard on them.

No no, hear me out. Instead of ignoring, or flaming these unfortunate creatures I sugest we create a labor force for them.

So the next time someone harasses you for the mighty golden coin, why not sum up your extra gold and think of something that would deeply amuse you?


Parexample:


GiGgLeFaRt
can i have 500 plz i need $$$ 4 a tradin pass plz plz plz



I will give you 500 gold if you write me a 500 word essay on the wonder and legacy of my existance. You can reference my past posts and look up the sharden to see my art work.

some fun questions are "am I infact a male or female?" "where am I going in the future?" and "who is my best friend"

you should start with an opening paragraph that states your general idea like "the wonder and might of wiploc" and then the following paragraphs should support that statement.

Or, alternatly you can find me literate rp's that aren't dead and i'll credit you 10g per thread you locate, but they have to non-series based, yaoi, and have an opening. biggrin


Just remember to utilize your creativity when faced with such an issue instead of tossing aside an oportunity!
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[The+Lost+Penguin] - Actually intends to write an Essay. heart
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Rakurui - She saved me from the bad lady!
[.Parfait.] - Spelling Nazi! Also insightful: Johnathan Swift
toboe119 - coz he pm'ed me for a decent reason biggrin
Aiusa - For writing me a essay in song!

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Well, so far only literate people seem to be sending in essay's- But that's okay! biggrin

Fear Aisusa's words of Wiploc and rhythm! She totally gets 200 gold for all that stalking and rhyme!

Memo: Re: An Essay
From: Aiusa
To: Wiploc
Comments:
~ I read EVERY post in the concerning n00bs thread
~ I have refrained from teasing you about your spelling (re: 'concerning' and 'chauvenistically' being spelled incorrectly...we all have off days)
~ I read your profile...you seemed good-hearted, so I wanted to know more.
~ I checked on some of your other postings...but was kind of freaked out at the anger and venom of the person over on the thread where you were selling stuff...that kind of nastiness scares me off...bad ju-jubes.
~ I don't have enough information to write 500 words on you, and though you are cute, I think it would be perhaps a bit too much for your ego. (I can be very charismatic when I put my mind to it). I have however, responded with a suitable (imho) replacement essay.
~ I still am not entirely sure if you are a guy or a girl in real life. (It matters not to me either way...I think maybe you are a girl)
~ since you mentioned in a post that it isn't a good idea to have more than on avatar, I must defend the five that I mention in my essay...it is not for nefarious purposes...I just have certain moods, and pick which avi suits my mood. I have four girl avis (Aiusa, Mikaiyo, RiniMei, kaVri) and one boy avi (ZenshiOkami).
~ In the essay, my one hyphenated word counts as one word.

MY ESSAY... Enjoy!

This essay is exactly one hundred words long, with rhyme and alliteration to help it along. I am not really a n00b, but not an old timer, but I am a bit of a clown and a bit of a rhymer. I could not resist to try to amuse, I may have something to gain, but nothing to lose *except perhaps for my pride, [oh dear me! was that an aside?]*

I have five avatars, for I have many moods, and some want more clothes, but their budget precludes. Aiusa is the self that is writing this down, for she is the more literate, quieter clown. Merely a skirt is what she wants right now, but not to milk you for cash, as you are not a cow. I figure I might let you know that she is a bargain type chick, a two-for-one deal would be a good trick.

So, if this effort is worthy to post, perhaps just a bit better than most, than all that she asking if she may be so bold, is to be the recipient of some of your gold. So, without any further device, for these two hundred words, one hundred gold will suffice.

Familiar Phantom

Maybe we could turn them into an alternative fuel... or perhaps we should consider victimizing them in a game show if they want so much gold? oh I heart that Idea...
Uniform Disorder
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I tend to agree.
thats funny blaugh
What would the Helson twins do with Noobs? I think maybe carry excessivly filled shopping bags or clean some sort of nuclear waste from their factories. How come they never say exactly how~ the NPC's became the most rich/powerful? the Von's sound like heiresses what with their heirlooms.... ;_; off topic bump?
Wiploc
Yes. We've all been hastled by the poorly clothed ney illiterate beggers who want something for nothing. But perhaps we have indeed been too hard on them.

No no, hear me out. Instead of ignoring, or flaming these unfortunate creatures I sugest we create a labor force for them.

So the next time someone harasses you for the mighty golden coin, why not sum up your extra gold and think of something that would deeply amuse you?


Parexample:


GiGgLeFaRt
can i have 500 plz i need $$$ 4 a tradin pass plz plz plz



I will give you 500 gold if you write me a 500 word essay on the wonder and legacy of my existance. You can reference my past posts and look up the sharden to see my art work.

some fun questions are "am I infact a male or female?" "where am I going in the future?" and "who is my best friend"

you should start with an opening paragraph that states your general idea like "the wonder and might of wiploc" and then the following paragraphs should support that statement.

Or, alternatly you can find me literate rp's that aren't dead and i'll credit you 10g per thread you locate, but they have to non-series based, yaoi, and have an opening. biggrin


Just remember to utilize your creativity when faced with such an issue instead of tossing aside an oportunity!

Haha. I agree with you. I think we should do that when a noob pms and begs for money. I never thought about that. Thanks for the tip! 3nodding

Hilarious Informer

That's awsome!
Lambda26
thats funny blaugh


Indeed biggrin
why not memoirs?
LuvSK

Haha. I agree with you. I think we should do that when a noob pms and begs for money. I never thought about that. Thanks for the tip! 3nodding



I do do it. biggrin I even had 500 if he did write it... alas... I don't think he will for some reason...
Lady_RubyKnight
That's awsome!


why thank you.
Today i recived 13 pms begging for gold,and 3 others beging me to be there gaia bf,personaly i dont mind random pms but if there are asking for gold or a bf there out of luck.So to all those n00bs out there stop pming me asking for gold or a bf yor really starting to piss me off.

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