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Post: 4630748_1 created on Sun, 21 Nov 2004 21:55:37 +0000
Posted: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 21:55:37 +0000

Since she knew the story, Lenta

Right. So, I was just making some popcorn. Popcorn's cool, y'know? The popping and all. I got my freshly-popped popcorn out of my microwave, then poured it all into a bowl, tossed the bag and stomped over to my couch. This couch has been in my family for YEARS, so it's all tattered and icky and black. Yes, black. Black leather. It was originally brown, I think, but oh well. Well, I guess I didn't leave my popcorn in the microwave for long enough, because a few seconds after I sat down, a kernel popped out of my bowl, and shot straight past my head, burying itself in the back of the couch and exploding into a fluffy piece of popcorn.

The couch didn't like that much.

Seriously.

As soon as I heard the PUMF of the kernel popping, I ducked, and for a good reason. The couch sucked its back cushion inwards, then poofed forward, sending the piece of freshly-popped popcorn towards the wall. It then exhaled loudly, shifting underneath me. Of course, I then fell off the couch, due to the fact that it WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE ALIVE. The couch's hole seemed to fix itself, the threads weaving in and out until it had patched up the place where the popcorn was embedded. Then, it muttered a few words, and I digested them thoroughly before passing out from shock.

"Alas, one more patch for this bruised old couch..."</center>

I knew what was going on, and I

<center>11-25-04- HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!

11-21-04- Shop started! Whoo! Party! Er, no, not really. :B But huzzah anyways!

The person who controlled the freebies

Grand Opening freebie couch! He looks rather festive. :B</center>

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Post: 4630748_2 created on Sun, 21 Nov 2004 21:57:10 +0000
Posted: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 21:57:10 +0000

<center>UNLIMITED SALE RULES:
You must READ THROUGH THESE to get a couch. domokun

Rule 1: Do NOT PM me your orders. That is a nono.
Rule 2: N0 l337 sp33k pl3z.
Rule 3: Feel free to ask a question. Just don't ask ones that have been answered on the front page. Mmk?
Rule 4: Don't ask for a free couch. There are freebies from time to time, take those instead.
Rule 5: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, SAVE TO YOUR OWN SERVER.
Rule 6: Put 'Cyclops has one eye' in the Favorite Food part of your order form if you've read through the rules.
Rule 7: Chill out! No one likes a tense dude/dudette. :B
Rule 8: Use the order form given. I don't care if you screw around with the text type and size and color, just use the same words, 'kay?

Colors:

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Each couch costs 60g. n_n

ORDER FORM:

[b]Amount of Couches Ordering:[/b]
[b]Basic Couch Color(s):[/b]
[b]Your Name:[/b]
[b]Favorite Food:[/b]
[b]Favorite Color:[/b]
[b]Total:[/b]

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Post: 4630748_3 created on Sun, 21 Nov 2004 21:58:30 +0000
Posted: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 21:58:30 +0000

<center>THEMED SALE RULES:
Hey, look, more rules!

Rule 1: No PMs for orders.
Rule 2: N0 l337 sp33k pl3z.
Rule 3: Questions are welcome
Rule 4: I know, the themed couches are gorgeous, but if you don't have the gold then don't beg. domokun
Rule 5: SAVING TO YOUR OWN SERVER IS WISE.
Rule 6: Put 'Terse Mahogany' in the Favorite Color part of your order form if you've read through the rules.
Rule 7: Take a breather, you look tired. o_o
Rule 8: Use the order form given. I don't care if you screw around with the text type and size and color, just use the same words, 'kay?

Themed:

NONE YET HOMG.

Each themed couch costs 100g. n_n

ORDER FORM:

[b]Amount of Couches Ordering:[/b]
[b]Types of Themed Couch(es):[/b]
[b]Your Name:[/b]
[b]Favorite Food:[/b]
[b]Favorite Color:[/b]
[b]Total:[/b]

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Post: 4630748_4 created on Sun, 21 Nov 2004 21:59:27 +0000
Posted: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 21:59:27 +0000

<center>Custom Sales:

The customs here at the palace are pretty cool. And i'll tell you why. We've got three kinds of customs; color-custom, avatar custom and complete custom. Color customs are just that; You choose the colors, design, whatever, i'll make it. Avatar customs are where I take items from your avatar, stick them in my couch-item machine, then POOF, they appear on your couch, which either matches the color of your outfit or the color of your hair. I decide that part. ;D If you've got something odd, like a pair of glasses or a hero scar or a tail, no worries; I've got my ways of fitting them on your couch.

Although, it might not like it much.

The complete customs are whatever you want. If you want a tattered couch with pieces of armor scattered around it, i'll do it. If you want a cyclops couch, i'll get you the horn and single eye. You name it, i'll make it. Though, be warned... The more expensive ones go into the higher price range. I'm pretty fair about prices, however, so if you think i've gone too high, or you can't afford what I ask, we'll make a deal. :B Cool, eh?

CUSTOM COLOR SAMPLES:

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AVATAR CUSTOM SAMPLES:

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COMPLETE CUSTOM SAMPLES:

None yet

CUSTOM RULES:
These are a must read. surprised

Rule 1: Every rule about normal sales(they're found in the Basic Sales post) goes for the sale of a custom.
Rule 2: Except for the one about hosting on your own server. That isn't necessary with a custom. I'll host it. No worries.
Rule 3: Since these rules are short, i'm not supplying you with any sort of word you've gotta say to get a custom. You're smart people, you know what to do.
Rule 4: This is a filler rule. Yay.

ORDER FORM:

[b]Type of Custom:[/b]
[b]Amount of Customs[/b]
[b]Color(s):[/b] (FOR CUSTOM COUCH AND COMPLETE CUSTOM COUCH ONLY)
[b]Design(s):[/b] (Same as above. With caps.)
[b]Picture of Avatar:[/b] (If you're getting an avatar custom, PLEASE save your avatar to your own server the way you want me to make it on your custom. If you've got avatar art of your avatar with the items you want on yourself, that's cool too. Just gimme SOME sort of idea, mmk?)
[b]Total:[/b] (Only for Custom and Avatar couches; I'll PM you with a price regarding Complete Customs, or post it in the thread)

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Post: 4630748_5 created on Sun, 21 Nov 2004 22:00:18 +0000
Posted: Sun, 21 Nov 2004 22:00:18 +0000

<center>Sale Record

Basic Couches - Ranald

Custom Couches -

Avatar Couches - Blue_Thief, Keppit, Captain_Kitty, Hime, Menelie, Wooga Paes, Esopha, Soccercj78 [THANKS, GUYS!]

Complete Custom Couches - </center>