DonAbbatecola
Yes, in the endless high-school popularity contest that is life I am infinitely more awesome than you. One can only exist for good or for awesome if they wish to be cool. I am awesome and you are not. At best you are cool.
I have minions, you don't.
But what is it that defines cool? In American society one cannot be cool without being at least somewhat ******** in the mind and not wholly moral. Strange for a country that finds morals so important. A cool mans actions appeal to either the hearts of Americans or the sense of vigilante justice inherited from the Mafia and the Cowboys of times past.
The notion that one need not be "badass" in order to be cool has been proven time and again to be unfounded. Americans want someone who can kill anything that moves without a second thought should it bug them in some way. Somebody who would sooner shoot you in the head than share a drink. Of course this at first seems to be what one would consider the classic villain, however a barely feigned sense of justice and a penchant for killing only other villains makes us love such a man. Vigilante justice is one of the highest ideals Americans hold, though they may pretend not to. Personally I have a taste for blood.
Not only do they want a man who is the equivalent of the "bad guys" he kills but they want someone who can exhibit his manhood by having all the women he wants. Look at my sig! Obviously my manhood is infallible and much greater than anyone elses. Someone the women melt for though he uses them for sex and nothing more and makes no bones about it. Someone who might as well be a pimp.
America wants a bad motha-shut yo' mouth. If you aren't such than you aren't cool. If you can't kill anything in your path you can't be cool. If you can't screw a girl without any emotional attachment and subsequent remorse you aren't cool. The only reason you are considered a good guy is because you quell your infinite bloodthirst by obliterating the other bad guys.
The true sign of coolness is when you get that twitchy eye and begin drinking the blood of your enemies though you are not a vampire.
I have minions, you don't.
But what is it that defines cool? In American society one cannot be cool without being at least somewhat ******** in the mind and not wholly moral. Strange for a country that finds morals so important. A cool mans actions appeal to either the hearts of Americans or the sense of vigilante justice inherited from the Mafia and the Cowboys of times past.
The notion that one need not be "badass" in order to be cool has been proven time and again to be unfounded. Americans want someone who can kill anything that moves without a second thought should it bug them in some way. Somebody who would sooner shoot you in the head than share a drink. Of course this at first seems to be what one would consider the classic villain, however a barely feigned sense of justice and a penchant for killing only other villains makes us love such a man. Vigilante justice is one of the highest ideals Americans hold, though they may pretend not to. Personally I have a taste for blood.
Not only do they want a man who is the equivalent of the "bad guys" he kills but they want someone who can exhibit his manhood by having all the women he wants. Look at my sig! Obviously my manhood is infallible and much greater than anyone elses. Someone the women melt for though he uses them for sex and nothing more and makes no bones about it. Someone who might as well be a pimp.
America wants a bad motha-shut yo' mouth. If you aren't such than you aren't cool. If you can't kill anything in your path you can't be cool. If you can't screw a girl without any emotional attachment and subsequent remorse you aren't cool. The only reason you are considered a good guy is because you quell your infinite bloodthirst by obliterating the other bad guys.
The true sign of coolness is when you get that twitchy eye and begin drinking the blood of your enemies though you are not a vampire.
