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SCENARIO

And the scenario is: Unlikely Heros...

The Action heros we grew up with are too important to bother with the common person's problems. That is where the Unlikely Heros come in.
In a world full of not so dangerous danger, the unlikely hero's rise up to the challenge of making our lives ... full of.. less danger... >.>
These overlooked heros go by many names..
Such as Captain Hangover. The swashbuckling pirate turned super hero when he fell into a barrel of rum that was left out in the sun too long. Giving him the power to staggar, swaggar, and stumble his way to your rescue.
And Bishi Boy, a lad developed in a secret underground lair by evil fangirls with the use of Bishi tears, sparkles, Flowing Hair De-tangling Shampoo, and some nail polish. They accidentally added an extra ingrediant to the concoction... Spandex pants. His sparkles follow him wherever he goes often poking people who walk into them. When he cries flash floods have been reported in the area, and when he smiles his teeth can blind anyone not wearing their Raybands. XD -shine!-


In a World with heros, there are villains.. Such as:

Sergeant Seagull, a disgruntled Sergeant discharged from the military due to temporary (or was it?) madness as he summoned a flock of seagulls after his men and had them all mauled to death by simply waving the Frito Of Summoning. He has since worn his hair like the 80's band "Flock of Seagulls" and commands the viscous birds to ensure his parking spot is not taken and annoy the crap out of innocent bystanders. He uses his seagull horde to fly him places and drop poop on your car. He summons Kamikaze seagulls (Seagulls with alkaseltzer on their backs) to attack his enemies with an explosion of acid and feathers.. Bwuahahaha ahem... ninja

The Candy Man, a short average guy standing at 5', was a normal person like any other you'd see on the streets. But that was all ruined when candy rocks fell from the sky and bonked on his head, knocking him out. After waking up, he notices little girls across the street, and for some reason, he has urges to rob candies from them. But after an unsuccessful attempts to take what he want and instead receive pains from swift kicks, he was then noticed by cops and is now on a run from cops and little girls. But he won't stop trying to take candies from little girls, no matter what. Candyman will also use choco-lax darts to defend himself. His nemesis, Seargant Seagull, can not hope to win the battle if he has explosive diarrhea. The tiny pop rocks laced in the darts create a unique experience for the victim. Ah! the agony!

In a World of heros where the insane lurk such as:
The Sandwich Vendor, he wears a sweeping trench coat over a cow suit. The sandwiches are mysterious. People eat them and pass out. He drags the bodies to his lab to experiment. He wants to introduce fusion to the world. He uses duct tape and tapes his subjects to various objects. He studies them for a reaction.

In a World of heros where rivals are born such as:
Mr. Charmsicles, an elegant display of adolescent youth. He has ripling muscles that shimmer. His every movement is done with careful precision. Rose petals dance about his form an impale your nostrils. Sparkles randomly appear around him. He does not believe you have a right to personal space. When angry shiny lightning comes from his eyes. His sparkly muscles will clobber you in an artistic, beautiful, colorful way.

Okay people. you can wander in as a regular person in need of help. Or, you can make up your own unlikely hero/villain and pm the details to Tonica_1. Cast members can also play the role of townsfolk, just in case. If your character is approved you will be added to the wacky cast members....now break a leg..so we can argue over who gets to fix it while you wail in agony...er..i mean rush to save you.