Mr Spooty
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- Posted: Mon, 21 Jun 2004 03:19:15 +0000
Introduction
A machine with the word G-VOM leans against a brick building, facing a moonlight street. A light hangs above the machine, bathing in it a gentle light, giving it the an almost-angelic luminescence; quite a contrast to the duller shades of its surroundings. Of course, the atmosphere is only an illusion.
The machine stays put 24 hours a day, while the atmosphere was created by it's owner, to give personality to the charitable metallic golem. A loyal group of people can be spotted during the day, hovering around or even on top of the vending machine. They are the caretakers, the defenders, and the lovers of convenient snacking.
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Hello and welcome to the Original Gaia Vend-O-Matic! Gaia's premier novelty vending machine! As owner of the Vend-O-Matic I expect you to treat the machine with all respect, and if you have a problem, one of the G-VOM staff members will come to help if needed. Thank you and I hope you have a good time using the Gaia Vend-O-Matic.
Once more, thank you and please visit often.
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Ode To G-VOM
*Blows a note on a kazoo*
Oh Vend-O-Matic, we pledge our money to thee,
In hopes that you will gratify with your supply of candy....
We love your sparkling steel and glass!
And if anyone breaks you, we'll kick their a**!
People love you in every way,
And people who hate you will have to pay!!
The machines can carry anything!
From food, to raunchy magazines...
Ooooooohhh...
Good ol G-VOM, we march on for thee,
Defending you from the poor and un-snack worthy!
Capitalism at it's best,
Our spare change we will invest!
The best for G-VOM we can hope,
Maybe one day we'll meet the Pope!!
More on next post!
A machine with the word G-VOM leans against a brick building, facing a moonlight street. A light hangs above the machine, bathing in it a gentle light, giving it the an almost-angelic luminescence; quite a contrast to the duller shades of its surroundings. Of course, the atmosphere is only an illusion.
The machine stays put 24 hours a day, while the atmosphere was created by it's owner, to give personality to the charitable metallic golem. A loyal group of people can be spotted during the day, hovering around or even on top of the vending machine. They are the caretakers, the defenders, and the lovers of convenient snacking.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Hello and welcome to the Original Gaia Vend-O-Matic! Gaia's premier novelty vending machine! As owner of the Vend-O-Matic I expect you to treat the machine with all respect, and if you have a problem, one of the G-VOM staff members will come to help if needed. Thank you and I hope you have a good time using the Gaia Vend-O-Matic.
Once more, thank you and please visit often.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Ode To G-VOM
*Blows a note on a kazoo*
Oh Vend-O-Matic, we pledge our money to thee,
In hopes that you will gratify with your supply of candy....
We love your sparkling steel and glass!
And if anyone breaks you, we'll kick their a**!
People love you in every way,
And people who hate you will have to pay!!
The machines can carry anything!
From food, to raunchy magazines...
Ooooooohhh...
Good ol G-VOM, we march on for thee,
Defending you from the poor and un-snack worthy!
Capitalism at it's best,
Our spare change we will invest!
The best for G-VOM we can hope,
Maybe one day we'll meet the Pope!!
More on next post!
