Eating related: [NPC] alien_ufo_05: WHAT WOULD YOU ASK OF ME, DELICIOUS MORSEL?
indisposed: Do you really want to eat us? [NPC] alien_ufo_05: MY PERSONAL WISHES ARE NOT NECESSARILY THOSE OF MY RACE
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: BUT NOTHING WOULD SATISFY ME MORE
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: SOME ZURG FIND YOU... REPULSIVE. PINK AND SQUISHY.
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: I FIND YOU... TENDER AND SUCCULENT.
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: YOU WRAP YOURSELVES IN CLOTHING AND COLLECTIBLES... IT MAKES GETTING AT THE MEAT SO MUCH MORE DIFFICULT!
blacklilly5150: 05 what are you doing with all the cows? [NPC] alien_ufo_05: BLACKLILLY: OUR REASONS ARE OUR OWN. PERSONALLY, I DON'T FIND THEM NEARLY AS DELICIOUS AS THE OTHER INHABITANTS OF THIS WORLD
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: I'M PERSONALLY VERY FOND OF GAIANS. I FIND THEM DELICIOUS. I AM CURRENTLY RESEARCHING THE BEST WAY TO PREPARE YOU.
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: ALTHOUGH, MOTHER FROWNS ON MY TASTES.
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: I DON'T LIKE RICH GAIANS. THEY GO STRAIGHT TO MY ZIPHLZPHANGE
Dogtato Kun: What do I taste like? [NPC] alien_ufo_05: (scanning)
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: YOU ARE NOT UNLIKE A BIG MAC. SYNTHETIC, FATTENING, AND FULL OF SECRET SAUCE.
Other: [NPC] alien_ufo_05: NOW TELL US ABOUT THE AMAZING ADVENTURES OF "INDIANA JONES"
malicious-vin: What? D< [NPC] alien_ufo_05: TRULY HE IS A KEY FIGURE IN YOUR HISTORY?
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: TAKE ME TO OVERLORD JONES!
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: YOUR BLOCKS FASCINATE US. THEY ARE COMPLETELY IMPRACTICAL, UNNATRACTIVE, AND USELESS. YET YOU WEAR THEM IN ABUNDANCE!
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: THIS CONFUSES US.
Crazy_Mage: what would you do for a klondyke bar? [NPC] alien_ufo_05: CRAZY_MAGE: I WOULD DESTROY THIS PLANET AND EVERY BEING ON IT FOR ONE BITE OF THAT CREAMY TREAT!
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: I WOULD ALSO DESTROY THIS PLANET AND EVERY BEING ON IT IF THE CABLE WENT OUT.
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: SO THAT'S NOT SAYING MUCH.
indisposed: They're going to dangle Lanzer from a ship. [NPC] alien_ufo_05: WE ARE NOT FISHERS OF MEN, INDISPOSED!
indisposed: Can you do asexual reproduction? Like mushrooms?
Red Scully: Mushrooms: The Fungus that feeds. <3 [NPC] alien_ufo_05: INDISPOSED: WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY, BUT IT'S MUCH LESS FUN.
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: I HAVE A QUESTION...
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: EARLY REPORTS INDICATED A HIGH CONCENTRATION OF THE OCCUPATION "POLLWHORE". THEY APPEAR TO NOW BE DWINDLING IN NUMBERS.
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: ARE THERE ANY PLANS TO PRESERVE THIS ENDANGERED SPECIES?
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: I MUST REPORT BACK TO MOTHER WITH MY FINDINGS. I WILL TAKE ONLY A FEW MORE QUESTIONS, BUT FIRST!
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: I REQUIRE A TRIANGLE!
indisposed: Do you want an isoceles or equilateral triangle? [NPC] alien_ufo_05: EQUILATERAL, YOU FOOL!
[NPC] alien_ufo_05: HYPOTENUSES GIVE ME GAS.