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The Rules


Okay, you little brats. There are rules in this thread, because Matty and myself [mostly, myself] tend to get angry pretty easily.


1. No. ********. Random. Friend Requests.
Matty and I have been here a long time. We have had our share of friends and enemies. And we have learned. We will decide who goes on our friends list. That is why we have so few people on there.

2. No advertising.
Your signature is there for a reason. Use it. Betch. <3

3. No whining/complaining/bitching.
If we insult you, too bad. This is an internet site, and is not real. So stop whining about how we do not donate to you, or how our harsh words scare you. This is a PG-13 site, so grow the ******** up or get off my internet.

4. Number your bumps!
We randomly have contest that require a bit of work to complete, and we do not want to have to count all 235,352,398,575 of your bumps.. DO it yourself!

5. NO! STEALING! MATTY'S! PIXELS!
Considering he DID make all of the images that we use in the thread [besides the links out], this will bring upon the wrath of a million angry moderators upon your pixelated a**. He makes his images from his own damn time, so buy them or ask nicely, whore. -_-;

6. Respect Us!
This is our thread, and we made it to track our progress. All of our friends are to be respected, as well as Matty and myself. Got it?

7. No Begging.
We are questing. SO begging for items or gold is not really a good idea. Help us out, donate random things, and you might get things in return. I mean, I help Matty when ever I can. You should help too. Everything helps. I mean, if 15 people gave me just 1k a month, I would be finished with my quests in no time.

8. We can change the rules when ever I want.
Why? Because we've have big blue edit button, and you don't.
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    Name : Matty!
    Age : 16 and legal in the state of Indiana! Come get me, boys! :P
    Status : Single, and holding out for someone whose real, and not a lying piece of s**t. :}
    Seck-shoo-uhl Orientation : Gay. Sorry girls. ;P
    My Loves : Blaring my ears out with music, talking on the phone, playing video games, talking to my non-existent boyfriend, Gaia, MySpace, making avatars, making graphics/layouts, and hanging out with my friends! I'm one of the most honest and loyal people you'll ever meet, despite what people may say. I loveee hanging out with my best friends, and they are dearly held to my heart. I talk on the phone alllllll the time with my best friend of almost four years now [[Unrewarding Love]], and I love that ho. I'm "mormon" and married to three of my best friends, named Vida, Emily, and Stephanie, haha! [[Not really, we're just tight like that!]] I like to take long walks on the beach, and romantic nights out-- Well, hey! Tell me that wasn't sounding like a cheesy dating website! ;P
    My Kills : I have obsessive-compulsive disorder, am bipolar, and have carpal tunnel. I hate humanity, which is why the friends that I have are dear to me, and close to my heart. I tend to get easily mad at the people around me who don't deserve it. I also tend to trust people more than I should, ultimately resulting in me getting royally screwed by people. I also hate most people on Gaia who can't type and form literate sentences with grammar and punctuation. I hate when people show disrespect to teachers, or are completely stupid. In my opinion, being stupid is a choice... You're brought up as a child in school, not as a Neanderthal. I hate about 99% of the people that populate my high school, and I bet that most of them won't even graduate... I don't like people who won't move on with their lives and dwell on one thing for an elongated period of time. I HATE. RACISM. One of my best friends is black, and I don't appreciate it when others don't like someone because of something their skin color.
    Some Things About Little Ol' Me : Let's see... I'm a freaking random, weird person. I'm intelligent, unlike a lot of teens in our age and day. I freaking love school, unlike most people, again. And if you can't tell, I'm very unlike most people! I love homework. Love love love it. I read in my spare time. I can type 145 words per minute. I'm a HUUUGE Science geek. I ******** love Chemistry. Stoichiometry makes me orgasm. :{ And I probably spent more time typing this paragraph than doing all of my work for the whole semester in Computer Applications... IE; I'd already finished and we were only two weeks in the semester.:(
    Current Mood : ...

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Hey, It's All About ME



No Photo For YOU


Name : Shannon. But call me URL or Love, unless we are friends.

Age : 20.

Sexuality : Pansexual

My Loves : Making up cool new words, Artwork <3, my loving real life boyfriend Phil, my uber best friend of 3 years Matty (Egotistical Drug) and Haze (Ryoko Haze), My new puppy Kira (Rottie) and her box mate, Named Jet (Mini Poodle), the colors lime green and dark violet, avis made by Matty, 04 players, 03 Items, Q and A forums, literacy.

My Kills : I absolutely hate it when people tell me that I am going to hell because I am agnostic. Not atheist, mind you, agnostic. That means that I believe in more the one God, and I think of them as a higher power, but not one that rules my life. Look it up before you insult me. I hate it when people spend 20 minutes in a thread to sell an item to someone, only to have the person not haggle with their price (I am a seasoned exchanger). When the girlfriends of my ex boyfriends decide to send me messages about how I am a slut, and I didn't have a chance with their men. How they tell me I am stupid, and all these other threats and insults. I get it. I normally dump them. But I am the bad person. RIIIIGHT. To know more about my kills, visit my profile.

About Me : I. Love. Brussel. Sprouts. I am weird. Get used to it. I do things spasmatically. All the time. But randomly.

Current Mood : Wanting to go back to Missouri...

BIG NEWS FROM Shay!
Desided I want to go after all the commons again. Lets see how far I can get ^___^;;
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Yes, my current quest is a DEVIL TAIL~!
This is the only item that I would kill my firstborn to get.
It's the sexiest tail that's ever existed and ever will exist on Gaia.
I'm probably going to rape the person who sells this to me. ;o
So yeah. I love these things.
...and they're much cheaper than mini's. >_>


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Devil Tail
648k / 10,000k
plus some assorted '05 and '06 items.



SIDEQUEST
I will also be trying to get all the Tuna and Trout helms from Gambino. I will NOT be buying fish. I'll use my gold only for bait, and fish all my fish fairly. :P You CAN donate bait and fish, if you'd like! I'll be using all the seedkins I get to upgrade to trout. And when trout is done, I'll upgrade the trout to tuna.




Warm Rainbow Trout : 100 / 100 Obtained!
Cool Rainbow Trout : 100 / 100 Obtained!
Frozen Rainbow Trout : 100 / 100 Obtained!

Dicy Tuna : 033 / 100
Icy Tuna : 0027 / 100
Spicy Tuna : 030 / 100




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    Unrewarding Love : 27k tickets, 15 Cool Rainbow Trout, 30 Frozen Rainbow Trout, 8 Warm Frozen Trout, 7 Spicy Tuna, 9 Dicy Tuna, and 7 Icy Tuna! eek eek heart
    Electr!c Panda : 10,000g! eek heart
    Shianu : 500 tickets! heart heart
    Unrewarding Love : Pyrite Helm! heart
    Mrs Bread : 1,000g! heart
    Decimated Drama Queen : 2,000 gold! heart

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What The Hell Does She Want?!



-[ To Be Sexy-er ]-

All I ever wanted on Gaia was to be popular. And to be ******** rich as hell. Hey, I am at least honest. I want a crappppp load of items, and I will be getting them all, even if I get no help.

*Since I have been gone for SO long, I have to completly rethink my quest. I don't think I have the patience to go around and get like.. 30mill just for ONE item.

So we will take this one thing at a time.

Current Quest
Commons <3

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A Few Of The Many Items From Barton I Still Need
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What I Want Later


    User Image Panda Hat - One of my favorite head items, I love this even more than that stupid golden circle. And yes, I still want to someday have this. Not even going to LOOK at the price

    User Image Portable Studio Headphones - Better then the DJs in my opinion, and they are about 5 million cheaper.

    User Image Angelic Mini Wings - I have wanted these babies ever since I originally joined in Dec 03. I will have these someday. Me and Matty Both.

    User Image Devil Tail - The one item that could break up me and Matty as friends. Help us get this, and I will actually get out my art pad and be your art slave for a year.

    User Image Angelic Sash - This is the one item that I love the most on gaia. It is just frikken AWESOME to look at, and amazing to see on an avatar.

    User Image OMG Hat - Had one before, as well as the AFK and I loved it. I have so many avis I would be able to make from this single item.

    User Image Nightmare Scarf - Sexy as hell item, loved it when I had it, and will someday regain it. Someday....

    Angelic Headband - I love these headbands, and the angelic always makes me think of Matty's xD

    Nitemare Headband - Loveeee the pixels <3

    Winged Anklets - I have been told time and time again, that anklets would look good on my avi. And if they don't , they would go to a mule. Then they would get used all the time. Like, every day and every second.

    User Image Diamondback Lion Mask - Only fishing item I have ever really wanted.



Donators
(I try to give back to my donators. Not saying I deserve anything, but I just want you to know that I am not going to accept an item without giving you SOMETHING in return.)

    Frills - 10k!! eek I drew her an avi art shot, and she paid me for my kindness.
    Lucia Z - 1k! Another happy avi art owner.
    Karo Koren - 3.5k! He didn't even know that this act of kindness earned him avi art!
    Egotistical Drug - A Celestial Wrap!
    Sparoe64 - 15,000g <33 4laugh

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    1. [Fear.and.Loathing]
    2. Raishin
    3. Electr!c Panda
    4. Shizofizzinated
    5. Subliminal Retard
    6. ~Chaotic Seraphim~
    7. 1969 In My Head
    8. Skank Zero
    9. Decimated Drama Queen




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Please wait... : For being ignorant and posting in the thread before we even started updating our posts. ;[

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Of course we will not be staying in this thread all the time. Thats boring and a really bad way to earn goldies. So here are a few of our favorite threads!

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Think you can make us laugh? If you can, we will put the quote in here.

Some of these quotes are not from here, and may be offensive. They are part of inside jokes, so bare with us. ^_^

Matty!
-Insert Indian accent here- j00, j00 my friend, are a c**t!


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Lily to boy at school
Well that just went right over your greasy little corn-rowed head now didn't it...


Friend with new tounge ring
OW! I think I just got a certs mint stuck in my tounge! It burns!


Vengefully_Yours
this is weaker than pee wee herman in a body building compitition.

-[ insert triple snap ]-



Eldrea
Windgrace
Eldrea
lol a bunch of my classmates just looked at me funny xp
Why? xDD


I wanted to do a drawing in blood (as morbid as it sounds, blood actually makes a beautiful ink because of it's burnt umber-like finish)

sooo in order to access my blood I had to cut my hand xp

I'm NOT emo in any shape or form, I just needed to use my blood, dammit! rofl


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