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101 Ways Duct Tape Can Help You Escape School

Many of the below statements are dangerous, impossible, irresponsible, and idiotic. Please, laugh at them and tell your little brother to do it. Don't REALLY go off doing this stuff with duct tape. :c

Prevention of leaving home:
1. Melt duct tape on all exits
2. Duct tape all exits
3. Hide in duct tape fort
4. Duct tape parents to chairs
5. Duct tape self to back of basketball board
6. Duct tape parents in cars
7. Duct tape windows/mirrors of cars
8. Duct tape oven to light house on fire
9. Duct tape cylinders in engine
10. Duct tape parents and throw them into the woods


Prevention of arrving to school (on bus):
11. Duct tape bus driver
12. Make Duct tape wall/maze leading away from school
13. Duct tape gas/brake down
14. Duct tape swing doors shut
15. Duct tape steering wheel
16. Duct tape a new map
17. Duct tape a stop light
18. Duct tape new 'detours'
19. Suffocate bus driver with duct tape
20. Duct tape nails onto tires
21. Initiate a chinese fire drill


Prevention of getting to class:
22. Duct tape bell into silence
23. Duct tape principle in elevator
24. Duct tape teachers in bathroom
25. Duct tape class doors shut
26. Duct tape sprinklers, light a fire
27. Duct tape block in the hallways
28. Duct tape fire drill switch on
29. Duct tape circuit breaker
30. Duct tape clock to a frisbee. You'll know what to do with it
31. Throw desk/chairs in stairwell and duct tape across. Write "Police line- do not cross" on duct tape
32. Run screaming "I have the plague!" and litter your neck with (black) duct tape pieces
33. Chew up a piece of duct tape and stick in cheek. Claim you can't stay because of a tumor
34. Change all clocks in building and insist everyone has jetlag. Use duct tape to quiet those who object to your logic
35. Shove duct tape in ear hole and scream "WHAT?" everytime a teacher opens their mouth
36. Trade a kid a roll of duct tape for his excused absence pass (make sure to have an extra roll)


Prevention of learning (AKA skipping class):
37. Duct tape self in Nurse's office
38. Duct tape self in filing cabinet
39. Duct tape self in cafeteria
40. Jam overhead fan with duct tape
41. Duct tape flag around your body
42. Duct tape self to ceiling
43. Duct tape self under desk
44. Lock self in closet and duct tape shut
45. Duct tape self in locker
46. Make a duct tape ladder and ascend to roof
47. Make a loop with duct tape and scale flagpole
48. Duct tape self to side of trashcan outside
49. Duct tape self to goal posts on field


Prevention of mental scarring (AKA escaping):
50. Duct tape backpack over teacher's head and stuff her in trashcan
51. If upstairs, make duct tape ladder and descend
52. Duct tape a locker to a skateboard and push so it's rolling down the hallway. Run the other way
53. Loop around teachers in hallway with duct tape. When taped together, run
54. Duct tape tacks to the ground
55. Duct tape air vents and escape during confusion
56. Dig an escape tunnel. Hide hole with tape
57. Grab teacher's keys while passing by with duct tape
58. Create a duct tape rope and attach one end to your foot, the other to the bumper of a moving truck
59. Dress up as an electrician and leave
60. Create a fake doctor's note on duct tape
61. Create a duct tape hot air balloon
62. Duct tape pregnancy and fake going through contractions
63. Make a key from duct tape and drive off in lawnmower
64. Smoke duct tape and be suspended
65. Throw duct tape through window, then jump through after it.
66. Eat duct tape and claim school lunch poisoning
67. Duct tape self to a couple making out (you'll probably be killed, but oh well)
68. Make a complex looking object and strap to chest with duct tape. Threaten to detonate


Prevention of further scarring (AKA distractions):
69. Duct tape keyboard to books
70. Wrap teacher's planning book in duct tape. Throw it at her car
71. Make a duct tape afro.
72. Make a duct tape cast.
73. Throw duct tape roll at a car that has the car alarm on stand-by
74. Create a 5-foot high duct tape ball
75. Duct tape class pet to teacher's chair
76. Create a duct tape airplane
77. Remove old gum with duct tape and pat someone on the back, leaving the tape and gum
78. Duct tape class phone. Continually call it from cell
79. Dress up as an alien
80. Make a pendulum and hypnotise teachers
81. Cover face partially with duct tape. Claim to be an android
82. Wrap eggs in duct tape, set over bunsen burner.


Prevention of detention (AKA snuffing out the teachers):
83. Duct tape teachers in lounge. Suffocate with tape fumes
84. Put duct tape in microwave/coffee maker on high in teacher's lounge. Run
85. Duct tape whip... have fun
86. Put duct tape in teacher's mailbox. During their confusion, hit over the head with chair
87. Seduce teacher. When their guard is down, boung, gag, and kill them with duct tape
88. Be a duct tape ninja
89. Six words: Car. Hill. Squirrel. Duct Tape. Brakes.
90. Infuriate a pack of dogs and duct tape them in the room with the teacher
91. Set bear trap in her room. Trip her with duct tape.
92. Duct tape noose
93. Strip insilation off of walls/ceiling with duct tape. Put in teacher's cottage cheese


Prevention of exposure (AKA keepin it real when caught):
94. Claim to be experimenting with the cause and effect of duct tape fascination
95. Blame it on your fetish and t-shirt. Don't give them the chance to respond; lunge with the duct tape
96. Call a sudden "food fight!" and swing arm back to throw. Instead, smash duct tape into prosecutor's face.
97. Pretend it's all part of an in-depth study of psychology with the all-fixing duct tape. Pull out random certificates, all on duct tape of course
98. Be a duct tape nazi on RedBull
99. Turn up the drama by crying. Wait for the right moment through the artificial tears, then execute #65
100. Threaten that your father owns a duct tape company and he'll sue.
101. Code this list in the fibers of the duct tape so no one may ever suspect it