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Emo
"Hi, I'm a GAY emo, I type in in size 9 font because its kewt.
Don't bother clicking my profile because when you get there it'll just say Hey I like boys and love my boyfriend <3!! Oh yeh and theres always a pic of me in my sig! Am I cute???? SEND ME PM'S TELLING ME HOW CUTE I AM!"







Porn Troll
"hay guyz i post porn lol"









animeluvagirl123
"^^;"









omg j rok plz
"Go to my profile, see my infinity list of j-rock bands I love.
neutral "









So goth it hurts
"lol one time i killed a cat"









Wrong Forum macro girl
"Wrong forum. neutral
Go back to the chatterbox, n00b."








The 'Manly' Gaian
"I'm badass.
I'm better than you.
I love sports, booze and sex.
Feminists should die."







Lurker
"I'm a lurker, I don't need a description.. ninja Wait why am I talking scream !"













MADE BY YOU :')







fashion-less - by God
"Rate me even though a 219012221 more people have the same avy as me"









Wapanese - by `nova starr
"OMG that is kawaii desu ne? n______n~"









I wish I was a prommie - by Mai Bunny [luv]
"i own some semi expensive items that i sold my soul for and i post in the gd so that makes me better than you.stfu& gtfo n00b."









The Chatterbox lurker - by RottingCorpse
"I can type perfectly fine and have a fully functioning brain, however I choose to hang out in the Chatterbox and yell at all the noobs and tell them to go somewhere else.
I always defend the Chatterbox by saying 'WE AREN'T ALL COMPLETE IDIOTS IN THERE' and no one believes me."









The weapons master - by RottingCorpse
"I LOVE WEAPONS, WHEN IS THE BATTLE SYSTEM GOING TO BE DONE?"
*STABS YOU WITH MY KATANA*










The "Literate" Gaian - by convex
"I have no friends in real life, because I'm ugly and I smell kind of funny. So I make up for it by correcting your grammar and dressing my avatar all fancy."










Clutter Whore - by convex
"I put on as much as possible because I can!"











Impossble Quester - idea by Milady Kaia
"It'll never happen."











Remember - by Chicken Popsicle
"Remember when the _ was cool?
PS- I got all these items back when they first came out. Me > You talk2hand talk2hand talk2hand talk2hand "











Furries/Neko Wap - by `nova starr (avatar by `Brady)
"hehe join my guild 4 wolvez n catz!!! (,,,=^_^=,,,);;; meow!!!"











The Regular - by Graceful Sorrow
"I'm not a prommie, not a nobody, but you can always count that they'll make a post around the same time everyday."









The uber SMART-a** - by Little Kathy
"Always has something to say about everything and is usually the one to challenge your post.
But unlike the common smart-a**, she usually Googles first before confronting you on your mistakes.
She usually ends up pushing your buttons and causes you to start flaming.
Which she answers with witty comments that fall sort to reportable material and common understanding, but still continues getting under your skin."










High class RP freak - by Ellusive
"Everyone is a n00b and I have correct to anyone who does something wrong and remind them about obeying the rules. I rp all day on gaia I know every weapon and description in the military. So STFU n00b." *stare*









The Wannabe ATer -by ll Pocky ll
"So i look good, right? I'm totally AT material. Should I join the arena? Haha. I think I should. Give me 10s."











The Beggar - by Jesse The Ookami
"can i hav ur kiki??????"











The typical Gaian rich girl - by Musuu
"I've either been here since 03 or I'm a complete exchange whore blaugh "











The Inuyasha fan - by Ryuker Reo
"hi im inuyashaboi1928374920 and i lik inuyasha and my avitar is so original because im like the only one who trys to dress like inuyasha"










OMG RANDOM LOLLLL LLAMA - by RottingCorpse
"OLOL I TRY TO BE RANDOM AND FUNNI BY SAYING THINGS LIKE:
I LUV PANCAKES ^_______^ LOLL LLAMA CUPCAKES MUFFIN ATTACCKKK heart heart !!!!"











The e-hooker - by RottingCorpse
"Haaayy big boy! Looking for a good time? WILL CYBER FOR 200g!"










The Literate Newb - by Kitsune-chi
"Hi! I'm new to Gaia, can type very coherently, and can often add many meaningful points to conversation. However, nobody cares because I don't have a Kiki or any other kind of rare item, so I end up killing a lot of threads. Which kind of sucks for me."










The Gender Confused One - by Recycle your elderly
"I'm a girl. *insert contents of post* Did I mention that I was a girl?"











The Gaian Adult - by Meg Kenobi
Similar to "Literate Young Gaian," I know I am older, smarter, more mature, and more experienced in the ways of the world with you. Logic and data beware if they contradict my point; I'm an adult and knows how things work in the real world. And if common sense is against me, you call that website a reference? Only children cite outside peer reviewed journals. Oh, and my scarf? Some of us are grown-ups with jobs and credit cards to make sizable donations...










Emotion Rape - idea by Keopichino
"omg hay... heart heart heart domokun domokun domokun xp xp
how r u??? cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! blaugh blaugh blaugh razz "










The Wannabe Vampire - by Gratian
"Hi, I like vampires, so I try to make my avatar look like a vampire.
I overuse the Pimpin' set, 'demonic' donation items, and the Amore' haircut (usually black.)

You'll commonly find my signature filled with pictures of vampires from various animes.
Perhaps also a quote from a Marilyn Manson song with blood/darkness/evil somewhere in it.

twisted "









'slap if ugly, hug if cute, kiss if hot, french if sexy' thread regular - By Nyx`
"how do i look?!!1 blaugh "











The 'I'm-to-Good-For-Items' - by interpolly
"My brilliant text is enough to be judged on alone. You are impressed by my writing skills even though I'm a complete a** to everyone. Feed my massive ego while I berate you."










'The Little Boy that Trys (to Flame)' - by interpolly
"I post image after image of 'pwns' because that means I owned you. You're a troll. GTFO. OMG YOU GOT OWNED! Hey, how'd you know I'm only 13?????"










'Miss Attitude. Always Has PMS.' - by interpolly
"Whatever you say. :ROLL: You don't make any sense, and I don't care what you think of me. I'll still reply in a bitchy way. Too bad you're not as witty as me. Then maybe I could stand you. You know my opinion hurts, and I enjoy watching your pain."










The OMGWTFORLYGTFO - by RottingCorpse
"I over use and abuse internet fads. You will often see me say things like 'OMG GTFO MY [GD/GCD/CHATTERBOX]' or 'O RLY??????'
I use 4chan memes that are 2 months out of date.
Nobody thinks Im funny, but that's okay because I have my internet slang to keep me warm at night.

SUP BB and kthxbai."











The 'I'M ALWAYS RIGHT' gaian. - by RottingCorpse
"I'm always right, the end."











Grombies - by alot of complaining Grombies
"We have no hats. emo "











Glitch Abuser - Idea by Erynne, Avatar by Suikotzu, and Description by Me
"Bwhahaha, the admins have screwed up an item again! Haha look at my awesome sword p***s! I'm so witty and unique, I'll be noticed by everyone! Although... that guy has a sword p***s too... and that guy... and that guy. Oh well, I was first!"











The wemo - By Whyliil
"...
confused stare stare stare stare stare confused confused confused stare confused stare "











The Multi RP Guy - By Mecha-Bloom
"My character is half demon, half angel, half wolf, half cat, half ninja, half pirate, half samurai, half Naruto, half Inuyasha, half Lanzer, that is walking around the world to find the 83 parts of his lost love so that he can bring her back to life to fight her to death.."











The Shock-Name Elitist - By d0rkfish
"I use words like condom, p***s, sex, f**, Hitler, or other shocking words in my username because I'm totally hardcore. I have a chat thread in the Chatterbox for me and all my rad friends to post in, but don't bother coming in since it's literates only. And you're not cool enough to post in the same topic as me."











Tranny - by das feuer`
Ussually very silly and not serious the "tranny" user tends to be younger, but not too young they have a male avatar that they try to make look female which often results in a transvestite looking avatar.











Celebrity - by Sparry Tate
" I am a celebrity. I have a name either identical to that of a celebrity or mocking one, and I post in a style either imitating or mocking them. Some people find me cool, some people find me funny, some find me annoying, and some find me downright sacreligious.

But who knows? Maybe I really am who I say I am behind my avatar? "











Pirate - by rofl JOHNNY DEPP
"i'm dressed like a pirate! isn't that original? i think it is. i probably have something like a quote, picture, or guild link for pirates of the caribbean in my signature. jack sparrow should have my babies. yo ho ho and a bottle of rum! pirate pirate pirate "











The Admin Wannabe - by Cid High-Wind
"First off, I talk about the admins too much. In doing so, I seem like a crazed stalker. I also always report threads in hopes of being a mod or a helper in order to get on a better side of Gaia. The site is pretty much my life. "










The Naruto Fan - by Mr. Atticus Finch
"LOL, Naruto iz, lyke, totly teh best anime EVARR. I mean, dere are, liek NINJAZ and they can attack each otha with SHURIKENS and NINCHUCKS and....and...SWORDZ!! LOL I like to rollplay as a fox demon, just liek NARUTO. WTF NO JUTSU!!!!"










The ATer - by Mr. Atticus Finch
"I'm an ATer, that means I hang around all day in the Avatar Talk subforum. My hobbies include making avatars, rating avatars, making Tekteks, and entering avatar contests. My dream is to enter the Avatar Arena and win first place. Now, rate my avatar. Doesn't my hair match the trim on my hat match my gloves match my socks? And if it doesn't, can I get some item suggestions, please?"

















Post Police - by unknown
I am a literate. Illiterates should get a life and die. Damn noobs. I`m so much better than you. I like to post in the GD, so that makes me cool. You idiot, you forgot the capital, forgot a comma, and you spent chin wrong. *ignored list*.









Fashion Police - by unknown
heart Well like first off, your hair doesnt match, and your shoes are like..so weird. What color are they, anyways? I think the colors called ugly. And your avatars pants are like, so 03. Everything is like, totally not cool, and your like a nerdy user. Get some style, you stupid! Did I mention the new and shoes daddy bought me? They are like, SO HOT! 4laugh Well, back to your avatar. Your avatar shoes no trend, and its all dull. Especially your cold, ugly, weak, and brittle hairstyle. You get a 1/10 from me. *Turns around, walks, and whips long blonde hair back*
Ah. Its like, so nice to be a blonde! heart









Lost Newbie - by unknown
"hi i am new plz help i dont know what i am doin how do i get gold and get a home and use homes and fish and i dont know how to post plz help me"









-Counterpart for the Manly Gaian- - by unknown
-Counterpart for the Manly Gaian-

Lol, omg hey!! Wassup girlfriend? I'm pinky feeby, and just to clear this out, I am very girly. And I am gay. So any homophobes that piss on me will be given a 2-4 paragraph essay on how badly they suck for hating gay people.

OH yeah, did I mention that I was an evil monster?! Rawwwr! i am goin to eat uu!!!











Da Gangsta - by unknown
"Yo wuddup dawg you wanna chill in ma crib with ma sexy hos. yeah we be gettin hyphy up on there..chyah foshizzle. what you wanna fight me buddy? huh?? huh!?! bring it on!!!!!!!!!1 oh yeah and those marks on my face are scars from my fite!!!1"













The Dark Prommie. - by unknown
"I use words like death, dark, black, midnight, nightshade, moon, blood, and wolf in my username. I am a regular in the GD, so that makes me much cooler and way more hardcore that you since thats a wild forum. Oh yeah, in that spot your sitting in, its my spot. So gtfo out of it. What? Your picking an arguement? *Kicks you in the nuts*. How does that feel? I bet it hurts. I enjoy laughing at the lowerclasses pain.
And did I mention I was only 12?"












Life Threatning Illness Begger - by unknown
I have aids, asthma, anger management, narcalepsi, i am allergic to sunlight and i have a brain tumor the dr said i am gonna die tomorrow cry

please donate bcuz im sad












"The n00b Slayer" - by unknown
"Spends most of his time in the Chatter-Box flaming, or GD telling n00bs to go back to the chatter-box. Usually has an animation in his siggy of him slaying a n00b. Carrys many weapons, most likely is wearing black, and a Chyaku."













"GD porn star" - by unknown
Hey hottie! Whats up? My name is Hotteh Sexeh, and I am the GD's hottest nudist and porn star. I own a shop that has been redone over 95 times due to it being deleted. That lovely shop that goes on and on is my nude and porn shop, of me, of course! All the pics will either be completely nude, or me in a skimpy thong that gives a wedgie when you walk. If you bump 5 times, I might even give a little 'surprise' in your order wink My best seller is me humping my oh so lovely umbrella which I named Baby. Here are some examples on what you can buy.
Nude--5000g
Skimpy---5000g
Breasts---10000g
Asscrack----40000g
Vagiiiina----100,000g
I also have a little more..lets say EXTREME goods. You might get the privalege on buying these if I like you wink


I already got banned 50 times! I am still goin too!












"Name taker" - by unknown
I am one of the A-Holes that hasnt logged in since 03, I have no gold, items, and I havent posted even once.
These people usually have snatched a good username like 'Dragon', 'Exel', or 'Inuyasha', or any other names that people would kill for.













"Lyk can u b my frend plzz" - by unknown
"Lyke can u be my friend????? Or bf?????? Why r u flaming me??? What do you mean, this doesn't belong in ED or GD?????"













"Motherly n00b" - by unknown
Aww if U wouldnt wer that mask over ur face maybe ppl wuld luv U mor! I wuld!













"KiKi/Coco Clutter whore" - by unknown

"Look at my Kikis and Cocos, their names are Tom, Jerry, Lewis, Grumpy, sleepy, Dopey, Ginger, Scary spice, Posh spice..."













"Rich Peasant" - by unknown
This Gaian would be mistaken for a N00b- if it wasn't for all the expencive '03 items they have crammed on.
They are WAY too cool to try and make a decent avatar; instead they just cram all of their spendy little '03 items on and call it a day. They love the illusion that their dress creates, and thrive on the attention they get for being something that no real NO0b is: uber rich.
She is usually mistreated if she doesnt wear her rich items and only the dress. But when she slips on the few specifec items, she turns into some sort of goddess that is a compliment and begger magnet.












"Gaia is the new MySpace" - by unknown
"Like, what's up, pimps and hoes? I'm (insert name that consists of references to guns, pills, skulls, hearts, roses, anything emo, and random x's) I like to hang out in Music Discussion, but I love Post Your Pictures threads, posting shots of me at artistic angles with little hearts and skulls drawn in MS Paint. Hey, aren't you Emo Boy #2342? I just checked out your Myspace. It's so radtastical. We even like the same emo/scene/indie/j-rock bands. I so less than three* you. You should totally add me to your friendslist on Gaia and Myspace. After all, I'm made of awesome.














"Art buyer galore" - by unknown
"OMG I BID 2349823894234 Million for a head shot that I will never use! Because I buy alot of art, I will bid anything and everything just to get my avatar on a piece of paper. Give me Full Body + headshot I will give you Angelic Scarf and Horns for it!"












"The Trying-to-fit-in People" - by unknown

"Just because I am new to the forum or in gaia, people do not care and people do not even reply or go to my boards which follows everything TOS and doing everything right.. I am jsut ignored because the fact that I am new and just wanting to fit in. People tell me to go to chatterbox and all my topics are all WRONG FORUM"












"Donation item whore" - by unknown
"Look at all my donation itemz! Isnt my avatar so Kewel!!!11!!11?"













"Kinky Gaian" - by unknown
I dress up like a kinky adult to make up for my overbearing parents who shelter me but obviously not enough to keep me away from the computer. So I'll show them by rebelling using a website!
Look I got a pixelated whip, I am the godess of kinky!














"Serious Artist" - by unknown
I never leave the picture post forum no matter what. If you post something that isn't yours I will spend hours searching google to find it. If you post something that doesn't belong in that forum I will play mod if one isn't around. And if you actually post your own art I will find something to complain about and even if I'm wrong about it or I don't understand; I am right and thats all there is to it. If I post something and you dare to try to critique my greatness I will flame you and get all my art-followers to flame you because I am the best.














"Wannabe Artist" - by unknown
I don't have a scanner or a wacom but I claim to draw all day every day and I claim to be great at it. But all I draw in is ms paint and artpad. I don't know what photoshop, paintshop pro, flash, corel paint, illustrator, or freehand is, and when I draw its with a mouse and horribly done, and when I post I almost never get it right the first time. But I swear I am a great artist! No one believes me, I am awesome in fact I am a pro doncha know! See I have the pixel paintbrush it is official!














"Gaian Rebel" - by unknown
I've not been here long and they keep changing things! For everything the administration changes I will write up a petition and get a bazillion people to sign it because I hate change! I liked gaia the way it was, I don't care if we didn't have the cool games we do now or if the marketplace was glitchy or if the bank was always stealing peoples expensive items, I wan't everything back to the way it was NOW! I will write angry posts, flame the admins via pm, post angry comments in their journal, and post a huge banner in my sig boycotting gaia even though I still play.















"DigiDruggie" - by unknown
I smoke...a lot of pot....and I mean a lot. Dude one time I smoked like a pound.....yeah. I love pot....I go around gaia promoting it...especially in the GD and life issues. And if people get onto me about smoking I ignore them. Smoking is awesome....its probably the reason I spend my entire life on the computer and I have no friends (except the ones that use me for drugs and money) I have no job, I have no life, and my parents hate me, but I have my pot.....yeah legalize it man, I'll fight the battle for legalization on a kids site....















"Gaian Priest" - by unknown
If you didn't get enough preeching about the lord in church, from parents, from relatives, or the street corner then you have me! The gaian priest, I will tell you every sin you've ever committed and force the lords name on you. And if you don't accept jesus christ as your lord and savior then I will condem you to the bowels of hell (and my ignore list) The power of christ compells you! Join me!















"The Real life mom" - by unknown
I have a baby in real life and I have the pictures to prove it, I post pictures of my baby in my profile and talk about my baby all the time but I always seem to be on the computer ignoring my baby, in fact I only get off gaia to sleep, no time for the baby when I'm on gaia all day talking about the baby. I post birthday threads for my baby and collect presents for my baby, even though the gifts actually go to me, though its my babys birthday and I should be with my baby I'd rather be on the computer taking advantage of the hard work involved in pregnancy and birth by whoring out the fact that I had a child to get pixelated gifts! My baby is going to either starve to death or need therapy because I ignore it for the computer, but if it dies thats ok because I can get pixelated gifts for that too!
















"The "I Got Raped-Ran Over-Robbed-Abused-Ambushed Type" - by unknown
The person who has gone through it all and calls themselves goth-rocker-emo-punk. Always wears the same Emo Glasses-Buck Teeth-Cig combo. Always has something to say to someone with an opinion and posts in size 9 font. Always owns, wants, or is questing for an Emo Bag. Always has some goth picture or quote in their sig. Always says things like "I got raped at age 7" and "My parents abuse me all the time" and "I have a crazy stalker" and "I hate preps"."

















"Black whore" - by Diet Peachie
I am (or used to be) an unhealthily obsessive vender or exchanger. I do not return the items I rip off from other people on the vend. I own every black donation and casino item on the face of Gaia. I often use an Angelic or Demonic Pendant as a 'accent' to my avatar, and I think my avatar is completely original. I type perfectly. I use "I" a lot.














"The Literate-Strict Guild-Owning Nazi" - by Unknown
I am a literate. Bow down, you damned illiterates. I own a guild based off of writing, english, and the military. You MUST be harshly literate, making one statement not properly worded will get you a perma ban with no exeptions.
Use puncuation correctly! Spell that right! Use proper grammar!
Damn all of you illiterates! All non literacy shall be reported!

4laugh heart
I'll try and update the first page as much as possible 'kay?

The Grey man.

"Ha I know how to do this...shh its a secret"

I'd love it if you do~
New stereotypes are always fun. 3nodding



Also your avatar is loverly! heart

I'd have to find a glitchy avatar, but like... one that has ALOT of glitches, not just the latest one.
*lurks*

Wapanese! heart xp

That's the greatest.