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You better bite my face!! D8

twisted Saraville is now the Lost City of Saralantis! twisted

Of all the ankles in this thread, you chose mine to cling to? =O
I'm honored. crying heart

Mmm, take a whiff of Happy Dingy. domokun
It smells like old sea shells. scream

Birds are going to poop on you. D:

No.
But its noisy and bad for the enviroment!
So I guess youre noisy and bad for the environment! biggrin

It's a spell. You should be writhing in pain right now. I guess this is why I never got my letter from Hogwarts. crying

Um . . . I got the stick . . . from Katau's butt. But I havbe to return it before the stroke of midnight tonight, or he'll never be the same again. xp

I typed this in another thread. I was educating a man on the wonders of Saraville. ^.^
You can just call me Queen, or Queen Sara.
I'm the Queen of Saraville. :3
I should probably educate you on Saraville, shouldn't I?
It's a prosperous land, every citizen can be whatever they want to be without the interfereance of "school" or "jobs". Because everything is in the imaginaiton, and if you wanna be a unicorn? Go ahead and be a unicorn. If you wanna be a stock broker? Go ahead and be a stock broker. But let me warn you, we don't take kindly to stock brokers in these parts. scream
I'm the Queen, the only Queen. Saraville has 2 other political leader, Lara the Bunny and Bobo. They're the Dutchess and Duke of Lara Lane, a road somewhere in Saraville. Duke Bobo is a stuffed monkey, and he holds Dutchess Lara's every secret.
Our neighboring land, Dingbatia, is a kingdom ruled by a ruthless ruler, The Dingbat. She would probably make you call her Mistress. Not much is known about Dingbatia, because a giant wrought iron fence surrounds the entire region. No member of Saraville is allowed past the gates. It's rusty and in need of new paint. talk2hand
I think The Dingbat's henchwoman is Dramatica II Away. Don't expect her to betray Dingy, ever. D:

Yeah it would be if someone hadn't sunk it like 100 pages back... cool

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Pesky vikings! domokun
Hey now if only we had Liza's head on a stick, that'd really please Dingy! surprised

But Dramatica thinks the sun shines out of Dingy's butt. gonk

. . .You mean Dingy didn't tell you she could lay eggs like a chicken?
Except her eggs come out from under her fingernails and they only hatch if Brad Pitt sits on them. o_0

And you're a Starbucks employee, an empty shell of former Dingy. xp

From the ceiling. domokun

Isn't that were normally you see stalkers?

That's why you always get stuff in your morning coffee, cause there's a stalker on your ceiling, but when you look up, they're gone. ninja

You'd probably smell weakness in the other twin and eat it in the womb anyway. >.>

Dingy let me fill up my hand jar with one more hand! gonk

Nuh-uh, Dingy's biology is about habachabob equations and protonating. D:

I save what spurts out everytime Dingy cuts off your fingers. domokun
Its good for Voudon spells. cool

BABY TAINTED LOVE

na na na na na TAINTED LOOOVEEE scream scream scream

*bat like screech*

I'm answering only in songs, to avoid blame and anger. 3nodding

*pees on your shoes* How's that for functioning? scream

I imagine the little jingle (or dingle, if you may) would be something like...
Dingy world~
Fun and games to be had~
Boys and girls of every age~
Don't forget to ride Dingy's Screaming a**~

WARNING: Dingbat is not suitable for people with allergies to nuts, or those with heart conditons and those in high risk groups like the elderly, the very young and any sane person.

Side effects my include infatuation with Dingbat and anything that resembles her and may result in performing inapproriate behaviour with non Dingbat items, sleep loss (espically if she gets her way) inability to think clearly when not getting a healthy dose of Dingbat. Also a tendancy to playfully grope other girls, including sisters will occur. Dingbat accepts no responsibility for anything that happens through her influence.

that made me vomit a little in my mouth. crying

BUT IT WAS VOMIT MADE OF NOTHING BUT LOVE AND RAINBOWS AND s**t 4laugh 4laugh 4laugh

How is talking about bouncing a dime off a guy's a** sophisticated? >.>

FLY MY LITTLE BATSHIT scream LOGIC SPEWS LIKE NECTAR FROM MY UNHOLY CAVERNS

TURN MY SPIGOTS YOU SHALL NOT scream scream scream scream

No wonder it's so expensive. gonk

scream So that's how you wanna play, eh? scream Well, take . . . this! mad


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TOO LATE
I can already feel your flyaway hairs rubbing me in my no-no place. ;0;

o.O I was thinking more like, you live in a cave and you're always drunk. You throw mead bottles at all the village kids who venture into your cave to show their friends how brave they are, and you're only in the book for comic relief. D:

Of course we're not. :3

Psh, it's men that is dirty. Us women are naturally shiny, and that is why the men in this thread are really women. Like Katau. domokun

It's ok Dingy, I have a jar full of hands I can use, and with them I shall steal my hands back along with Mrs. Liz's for a collection. >w> <w<

What.. that's why you threw your unicorn out onto the train tracks?
I was the one who peed on your rug. emo

gonk But its not mutual love! Its like.... that between a parasite and its host! gonk Clinging and slowly sapping vitality and youth from me and leaving behind a withered, crusty shell with bad hair.

surprised I almost forgot that you changed your name again. heart

How are you, dahling?