BullshitKarateWerewolf
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- Posted: Mon, 04 Jul 2005 02:43:52 +0000
The Bullshit Karate Werewolf Fund:
because raising gold by poll whoring is bullshit.
because raising gold by poll whoring is bullshit.
Table of Contents
First Post: bullshit
Second Post: everybody needs love
Third Post: get in the know
Fourth Post: what a stupid idea
Fifth Post: respect the man
Sixth Post: you need to appreciate reading
Seventh Post: goodies
Eighth Post: i-love-you <3
Second Post: everybody needs love
Third Post: get in the know
Fourth Post: what a stupid idea
Fifth Post: respect the man
Sixth Post: you need to appreciate reading
Seventh Post: goodies
Eighth Post: i-love-you <3
BKWFv1.0
Now, before we start. Yes, this is a mule, but my assets on my other account are all tied up in another quest. Haven't you ever just wanted to have a joke account? Well, that's what this is. The origin of the name comes from me getting frustrated at an enemy in a video game. Ever heard of Secret of Mana? It had a sequel, well, really a prequel, called Seiken Densetsu 3 that was never released in America. I have a ROM of it, but not the cartidge.. shh, don't tell Square. But anyway, I was playing last night, deftly defeating boss after boss in a row, when suddenly, on my WAY to a boss, I'm defeated by a lone werewolf in a red karate gi, named Bloody Wolf. And it wasn't even like he was powerfully overwhelming. He just leapt into the air, howled, the screen turned black, and then my party all died. It was bullshit. It happened 3 times. Then I decided that if I were to become a powerful force on the internet, I should take my cues from Bullshit Karate Werewolf.
Hello, and welcome to the Bullshit Karate Werewolf Fund. This thread started as a quest for me, since right now, I'm obviously not dressed the way a Bullshit Karate Werewolf should be. However, I've decided I want to give to needier Gaians than I (however, any donation to my quest would still be greatly appreciated).
The BKW Fund is a simple plea for help upon the merciful rich Gaians to supply me with the gold or items to complete my Bullshit Karate Werewolf costume and at least bring a grin to the face of some saddened user. Because, honestly, it's kind of funny. After my quest is completed, this thread will simply become a charity to empoverished Gaians, or those who just need a little help on their quests. I know how it feels to be questing, since I'm doing it on 2 different accounts, but hey. It's time to stop being selfish, and help out others.
All donations will be greatly appreciated, however, please know that I too will be working towards my goal, and do not intend to simply rely completely upon all of you. I also appreciate anybody who simply comes in to bump my thread. Heck, I'll even accept an advertisement to another thread as a bump with a smile. (Don't do that, however, since it's against the rules.) This quest thread will operate as a charity. I know it seems stupid to start up a charity in the middle of a quest, and especially when I'm broke, but everybody needs to start somewhere. Yeah, I read the stickies. But if donations are made to me, please specify if they are for my quest, or for the charity itself, either in this thread (make sure I see it), in a PM, or in the headline of the trade. Thank you.
Hello, and welcome to the Bullshit Karate Werewolf Fund. This thread started as a quest for me, since right now, I'm obviously not dressed the way a Bullshit Karate Werewolf should be. However, I've decided I want to give to needier Gaians than I (however, any donation to my quest would still be greatly appreciated).
The BKW Fund is a simple plea for help upon the merciful rich Gaians to supply me with the gold or items to complete my Bullshit Karate Werewolf costume and at least bring a grin to the face of some saddened user. Because, honestly, it's kind of funny. After my quest is completed, this thread will simply become a charity to empoverished Gaians, or those who just need a little help on their quests. I know how it feels to be questing, since I'm doing it on 2 different accounts, but hey. It's time to stop being selfish, and help out others.
All donations will be greatly appreciated, however, please know that I too will be working towards my goal, and do not intend to simply rely completely upon all of you. I also appreciate anybody who simply comes in to bump my thread. Heck, I'll even accept an advertisement to another thread as a bump with a smile. (Don't do that, however, since it's against the rules.) This quest thread will operate as a charity. I know it seems stupid to start up a charity in the middle of a quest, and especially when I'm broke, but everybody needs to start somewhere. Yeah, I read the stickies. But if donations are made to me, please specify if they are for my quest, or for the charity itself, either in this thread (make sure I see it), in a PM, or in the headline of the trade. Thank you.
Due to a miracle, welcome to the Bullshit Karate Werewolf Fund v.2.0.
First things first, and welcome again. The BKW Fund is just like any other charity program. I've decided that after being on Gaia for a year and a half, and after taking my fair share from the community (especially taking from Kevin), it's time to give back to those empoverished Gaians. Nothing brings a smile to my face like seeing the combinaton of peasants clothes and a shift key. It just puts me in the giving mood, you know?
This is a thread for those who want things. Not a bad idea, right? However, since I don't want this to simply be a Welfare Office, I'd enjoy it a lot of all of you could stick around and talk a little bit. I'll even make it easy on you. Your applications will contain things to inspire conversation in my thread. Isn't that fun? I love to see people enjoying the company of others, and that's the kind of feeling I'd like brought to this charity.
Rules
Aww, here it comes. The rules.
DISCLAIMER: Please, for the love of God, read these rules. They're here to be read, and I don't care if you've read them a million times in other threads, failure to comply now results in a lack of a donation for you. And while we've been lax with this, no more. You MUST read all the rules, and you MUST comply with all of them to be accepted for donation. No more of the "You're missing something." We hate to be jerks about this, but it isn't too hard.
1. Always, ALWAYS obey the rules laid down in Gaia guidelines. Also, obey the stickies. If I catch you breaking some of the rules (and trust me, I KNOW the rules), your chances of being welcomed into this thread are pretty slim. This mainly pertains to advertising, spamming, cybering, inappropriate posts such as goatse..you know the drill.
2. No begging, please? I'm broke right now. If I'm giving out money, it's going to the people whom I see fit.
3. Bumping is nice, but just type the word "bump" once per post. Don't stretch my pages, please. Also, while I appreciate bumps, I appreciate chatting more. I'm more apt to donate to somebody who sticks around to meet people, rather than give money to the people that post their application and vanish like a thief in the night, understand?
4. Respect my friends, okay? If I come back to see that you were rude to somebody I like, you're out, simple as that. This is MY charity, I'll do what I want with my money.
5. And even though this should be understood anyway... follow the rules. Duh. That's why they're here. To verify that you did in fact read all of the rules, please place the quote "I already had him." at the end of your application.
Application
(Please include a link to your quest thread if applicable. If not, simply post the item name.)
The application form is as follows:
Name:
Gaian birthdate:
Post count:
Item wanted:
How close you are to your goal:
Favorite website:
Favorite band:
Hobbies:
Place you most often post in Gaia:
Rejection
Was your application rejected for one reason or another, but you weren't added to the ban list? If so, we'd still like to help you out on your quest! Come back in a week, and try again.
