Bootchu
Dangerous Lunatic
Welcome to the Noobie flatsale! I hate ranting about what to do here and explain what's up, but here it goes! Read the rules in the second post, be nice to people or we kick you in the ovaries (even if you're a man D:< wink , and have fun!
Link back to the NRC:
Why did they always make me come along, and especially without my tazer pistol now? Boot grumbles to herself as herself, Yekki, and Steel trudge on into the CHatterbox.
"It is quite loud in here today isn't it Yekki?" Steel comments and turns to face his commrads.
The chatterbox was indeed quite loud this particular afternoon. People were shouting bumps, profanties, flaming each other, saying random things, and other things that shouldn't even be allowed. I could have sworn that one n00b was naked too...
"What type of n00b needs the most help this time guys?" Boot grumbles and follows in the steps of her two friends.
"I have an idea but am not gonna tell you!" Steel teases and sticks his tongue out at her. Yekki smiles and looks around with her sharp eyes.
They try to listen somewhat to the babble of the chatterbox and don't find anything interesting enough or worth their time. Then they hear an arguement growing louder and worse by the moment.
"well...i am a werewolf and ! culd kill u instantly w/my clawz!" One voice growls at another. He had dog ears and was clawd similar to that of one.
"u cn't if i suc all the blud out! u'd b dead!" The other character screams back, his sharp incisors visible. He seemed to be wearing nothing but a cape and boxors...
The three NRC workers take one look at each before nodding and begin their move towards the n00bs.
"i dun need blud. i r a werewolf an' the moon makes me invicibl!!1! roflmao"
"i cn just fly u into a lake an' drown u cuz I cn fly at nite!11!"
"Excuse us, but I know something that can kill you both." Yekki stepped up and waved her hand in the arm absent mindedly. This caught their attention and they both stared at her.
"Well, they most certainly killed their brains." Boot mumbles.
"Ssh...Boot." Steel hisses at her.
"wat culd kill us?" The vampire hisses and raises up. "I r invicible!"
"so am !" The werewolf says and lets out a howl. "i kill u dead!"
Yekki sighs and draws out a gun. "Guns beat all boys."
Alarmed, Steel's fur raises up and Boot stares in disbelief. The two n00bs stare also with horror and cling to each other.
"Say your prayers!" The two n00bs screamed as Yekki pulled the trigger, and fainted falling to the ground in a heap. What hit them was not a bullet, but a stream of water.
"hee hee. Squirt guns are the best." Yekki giggles and puts the "gun" back in her pocket. "Come on guys, these guys look heavy."
Steel and Boot break up in nervous laughter and help haul the two n00bs back to the NRC. These guys need LOTS of help.
Link back to the NRC:
Why did they always make me come along, and especially without my tazer pistol now? Boot grumbles to herself as herself, Yekki, and Steel trudge on into the CHatterbox.
"It is quite loud in here today isn't it Yekki?" Steel comments and turns to face his commrads.
The chatterbox was indeed quite loud this particular afternoon. People were shouting bumps, profanties, flaming each other, saying random things, and other things that shouldn't even be allowed. I could have sworn that one n00b was naked too...
"What type of n00b needs the most help this time guys?" Boot grumbles and follows in the steps of her two friends.
"I have an idea but am not gonna tell you!" Steel teases and sticks his tongue out at her. Yekki smiles and looks around with her sharp eyes.
They try to listen somewhat to the babble of the chatterbox and don't find anything interesting enough or worth their time. Then they hear an arguement growing louder and worse by the moment.
"well...i am a werewolf and ! culd kill u instantly w/my clawz!" One voice growls at another. He had dog ears and was clawd similar to that of one.
"u cn't if i suc all the blud out! u'd b dead!" The other character screams back, his sharp incisors visible. He seemed to be wearing nothing but a cape and boxors...
The three NRC workers take one look at each before nodding and begin their move towards the n00bs.
"i dun need blud. i r a werewolf an' the moon makes me invicibl!!1! roflmao"
"i cn just fly u into a lake an' drown u cuz I cn fly at nite!11!"
"Excuse us, but I know something that can kill you both." Yekki stepped up and waved her hand in the arm absent mindedly. This caught their attention and they both stared at her.
"Well, they most certainly killed their brains." Boot mumbles.
"Ssh...Boot." Steel hisses at her.
"wat culd kill us?" The vampire hisses and raises up. "I r invicible!"
"so am !" The werewolf says and lets out a howl. "i kill u dead!"
Yekki sighs and draws out a gun. "Guns beat all boys."
Alarmed, Steel's fur raises up and Boot stares in disbelief. The two n00bs stare also with horror and cling to each other.
"Say your prayers!" The two n00bs screamed as Yekki pulled the trigger, and fainted falling to the ground in a heap. What hit them was not a bullet, but a stream of water.
"hee hee. Squirt guns are the best." Yekki giggles and puts the "gun" back in her pocket. "Come on guys, these guys look heavy."
Steel and Boot break up in nervous laughter and help haul the two n00bs back to the NRC. These guys need LOTS of help.
