You know what I just realizd about Twilight-

[Alexander J Luthor]

that pisses me off?

So I was rereading Wedding Crashers by DasMervin on ff.net, after being inspired by a conversation on Menewsha, and I ******** realized something that I don't recall ever really talking about here.

How the s**t can 17 year old, hormones a-blazin', emotastic Edward-cold-as-a-block-of-ice-Cullen be "years older" than his physical body, but a goddamn four year old hellchild is permanently stuck as a four year old hellchild? This ain't adding up, Meyer. IT'S RIGHT ******** IN FRONT OF US.

What's-her-deathface Dakota Fanning plays (Janet? Judy? Jane? Beuller?) is an obvious case of "I'm ******** awesome," so it's clear that she'd be emotionally stunted, but her brother Alec has clearly grown just as much in maturity as old Wardo. There is no reason that the death babies that are forbidden in this story couldn't be taught to control their blood lust, even if it took a while. Otherwise, HOW DO YOU EXPECT US TO BELIEVE THE HELLSPAWN ITSELF COULD? Seriously, she grows at an accelerated rate, learns at an accelerated rate, somehow matures at an accelerated rate, but these kids (whose brains are scientifically proven to be like worldly sponges) stop dead in their tracks... but only under a certain age limit because it's convenient for a lazy writer who can't even find a way out of her own plot holes.

It's like there's a scar on my leg and this thought just lopped the whole fricking limb off and stuck my stump in rock salt. There is no consistency in this story at all.

[Gekirena]

did you realized that

Edward is played as a stereotypical Douche

Jacob is play as a stereotypical "nice guy"

??????

[Alexander J Luthor]

Revival of Longcat

did you realized that

Edward is played as a stereotypical Douche

Jacob is play as a stereotypical "nice guy"

??????

Naaaah, the nice guys I know will go out of their way to be nice. Jacob turns into another douche the second he goes wolf.

[Gekirena]

Alexander J Luthor

Revival of Longcat

did you realized that

Edward is played as a stereotypical Douche

Jacob is play as a stereotypical "nice guy"

??????

Naaaah, the nice guys I know will go out of their way to be nice. Jacob turns into another douche the second he goes wolf.

not that kind of nice guy. "Nice guy"

[Alexander J Luthor]

Revival of Longcat

Alexander J Luthor

Revival of Longcat

did you realized that

Edward is played as a stereotypical Douche

Jacob is play as a stereotypical "nice guy"

??????

Naaaah, the nice guys I know will go out of their way to be nice. Jacob turns into another douche the second he goes wolf.

not that kind of nice guy. "Nice guy"

... Legit, but still not entirely Jacob.

[Lukan Wolf]

Alexander J Luthor

Revival of Longcat

Alexander J Luthor

Revival of Longcat

did you realized that

Edward is played as a stereotypical Douche

Jacob is play as a stereotypical "nice guy"

??????

Naaaah, the nice guys I know will go out of their way to be nice. Jacob turns into another douche the second he goes wolf.

not that kind of nice guy. "Nice guy"

... Legit, but still not entirely Jacob.

At least not till the third book.

[Alexander J Luthor]

Lukan Wolf

Alexander J Luthor

Revival of Longcat

Alexander J Luthor

Revival of Longcat

did you realized that

Edward is played as a stereotypical Douche

Jacob is play as a stereotypical "nice guy"

??????

Naaaah, the nice guys I know will go out of their way to be nice. Jacob turns into another douche the second he goes wolf.

not that kind of nice guy. "Nice guy"

... Legit, but still not entirely Jacob.

At least not till the third book.

I absolutely HATE book three Jacob.

[Lukan Wolf]

Alexander J Luthor

Lukan Wolf

Alexander J Luthor

Revival of Longcat

Alexander J Luthor

Revival of Longcat

did you realized that

Edward is played as a stereotypical Douche

Jacob is play as a stereotypical "nice guy"

??????

Naaaah, the nice guys I know will go out of their way to be nice. Jacob turns into another douche the second he goes wolf.

not that kind of nice guy. "Nice guy"

... Legit, but still not entirely Jacob.

At least not till the third book.

I absolutely HATE book three Jacob.

Same here. After book two, Jacob became an a*****e, and for the most stupidest of reasons. After the second book, he became more popular than Edward. Meyer couldn't let anyone out shine her "wonderful cold Adonis." So instead of bettering Edward's character, she ruined Jacob's character.

[Alexander J Luthor]

Lukan Wolf

Alexander J Luthor

Lukan Wolf

Alexander J Luthor

Revival of Longcat

not that kind of nice guy. "Nice guy"

... Legit, but still not entirely Jacob.

At least not till the third book.

I absolutely HATE book three Jacob.

Same here. After book two, Jacob became an a*****e, and for the most stupidest of reasons. After the second book, he became more popular than Edward. Meyer couldn't let anyone out shine her "wonderful cold Adonis." So instead of bettering Edward's character, she ruined Jacob's character.

How creepy is it that she had to make someone else look like s**t in order to make her favorite more appealing?

[Lukan Wolf]

Alexander J Luthor

Lukan Wolf

Alexander J Luthor

Lukan Wolf

Alexander J Luthor

Revival of Longcat

not that kind of nice guy. "Nice guy"

... Legit, but still not entirely Jacob.

At least not till the third book.

I absolutely HATE book three Jacob.

Same here. After book two, Jacob became an a*****e, and for the most stupidest of reasons. After the second book, he became more popular than Edward. Meyer couldn't let anyone out shine her "wonderful cold Adonis." So instead of bettering Edward's character, she ruined Jacob's character.

How creepy is it that she had to make someone else look like s**t in order to make her favorite more appealing?

I wouldn't really call it creepy, more like idiotic. It just shows how much of a horrible author Meyer is, how childish and unprofessional she is. I've seen wet-behind-the-ears writers on FanFiction with more potential and prowess than her. Though you want to know what's really creepy? Jacob imprinting on a newborn. That is just all kind of wrong.

[Alexander J Luthor]

Lukan Wolf

Alexander J Luthor

Lukan Wolf

Alexander J Luthor

Lukan Wolf

At least not till the third book.

I absolutely HATE book three Jacob.

Same here. After book two, Jacob became an a*****e, and for the most stupidest of reasons. After the second book, he became more popular than Edward. Meyer couldn't let anyone out shine her "wonderful cold Adonis." So instead of bettering Edward's character, she ruined Jacob's character.

How creepy is it that she had to make someone else look like s**t in order to make her favorite more appealing?

I wouldn't really call it creepy, more like idiotic. It just shows how much of a horrible author Meyer is, how childish and unprofessional she is. I've seen wet-behind-the-ears writers on FanFiction with more potential and prowess than her. Though you want to know what's really creepy? Jacob imprinting on a newborn. That is just all kind of wrong.

It drives me nuts that, with how terrible Meyer's writing was, of ALL THE FIC WRITERS OUT THERE E.L. James was the one to piggyback off her fame with what literally is the worst book I've ever (half)read. There are so many better fics that could have ripped off the franchise.

[Lukan Wolf]

Alexander J Luthor

Lukan Wolf

Alexander J Luthor

Lukan Wolf

Alexander J Luthor

Lukan Wolf

At least not till the third book.

I absolutely HATE book three Jacob.

Same here. After book two, Jacob became an a*****e, and for the most stupidest of reasons. After the second book, he became more popular than Edward. Meyer couldn't let anyone out shine her "wonderful cold Adonis." So instead of bettering Edward's character, she ruined Jacob's character.

How creepy is it that she had to make someone else look like s**t in order to make her favorite more appealing?

I wouldn't really call it creepy, more like idiotic. It just shows how much of a horrible author Meyer is, how childish and unprofessional she is. I've seen wet-behind-the-ears writers on FanFiction with more potential and prowess than her. Though you want to know what's really creepy? Jacob imprinting on a newborn. That is just all kind of wrong.

It drives me nuts that, with how terrible Meyer's writing was, of ALL THE FIC WRITERS OUT THERE E.L. James was the one to piggyback off her fame with what literally is the worst book I've ever (half)read. There are so many better fics that could have ripped off the franchise.

E.L. James is the author of 50 Shades of Grey right? (After all I've heard of the book, I try to stay away from it. So I have (very) little knowledge about it sweatdrop )

[Alexander J Luthor]

Lukan Wolf

E.L. James is the author of 50 Shades of Grey right? (After all I've heard of the book, I try to stay away from it. So I have (very) little knowledge about it sweatdrop )

On the sporking, it's known as the "torture heavy, vampire free Twilight"

[Lukan Wolf]

Alexander J Luthor

Lukan Wolf

E.L. James is the author of 50 Shades of Grey right? (After all I've heard of the book, I try to stay away from it. So I have (very) little knowledge about it sweatdrop )

On the sporking, it's known as the "torture heavy, vampire free Twilight"

But it's still a version of Twilight, so it's still horrible garbage.

[thisduderighthere]

you get way too worked up about nothing.

are you really this pissed off about it? why?