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[align=right][align=left][list][size=10]Heyyo, its yo homeboy Johanzy wit da shizzle off da hizzle fo yo listenin' tings tuhday! So we got dem postin' tingz goinn on up in here, aight, now dat's what I'm talkin' bout! Yeh brudda, we 'bout ta get real fresh aight, check dis one out. We got the big picture over on the side, riiiiight over there. You can really see it on the left, the way dude's playin' with that galactical fire and stuff. And I know wha' you're thinking; dayumn, tha's a lot going on in there! With the man, and the fire, and dem colour gradients, you all know I can't never get enough of them colour gradients. Can't possibly be anymore, righ'? Naw, son! Check it- there's a little box on the [i]other[/i] side of this post! No way? Uh, yeah way! You don't believe me, you sure be doin' some weird highlightin' s**t. An' yeh, it'll be right there, hanging out like "ey yo ma homes, what's tha daisies baby?" You best be spitting some mad rhymes back at it, cuz it be keepin all yo words in line for you. Dat's right! One little, eensy, teensy, tiny box is all it takes. mad skill's, aight! An' as if that wasn't enough for you cous, check tha top! That's right! [i]Anutha[/i] one of 'em brothers hangin' on up there! Crazy, ain't it? Dem graphics and that coding, man, we got all of everything going on in this post! But hey, I be turnin' in fo now, gotta jet, aight baby, but lemme turn y'all over to ma brutha in them literate arts now. Peace out, luh' y'all, mic drop.
Bonjour, je m'appelle Johan Guillory, et je suis un representative de la Guild European des performers vives. Si vous avez les temps, je veux parler avec toi en subject de monsier von Faustus. Il est le Ringmaster de la cirque, oui? Et vous, qui etes vous? Une personne d'acrobatiques? Le fou? Ou peut-etre un qui peut respirer la feu? Ah, pardon? ... Je le voix. Bien, qu'est-ce que vous s'apellez? Ah, c'est vrai? Un beau nom, vraiment. Comment est votre relation avec monsieur von Faustus? Est-ce qu'il prend soin des toutes? J'ai entendu qu'il y avait un grand feu, quelques mois passes. La Cirque de Tromperie n'est pas responsable pour la... Oui? Alors, je dois aller maintenant, pour je suis un homme tres occupe. Mais marquez mes mots; je vais vous en regardant. Bonne nuit. [/size]
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