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• Why are you squeezing me with your body? Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.
  
  If that man's straight, then I am sober. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
  
  Butterscotch! Want a lick? I just dont want him to point out my cracker a** in front of Ann. Heyyyyy, hermano. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.

• Why are you squeezing me with your body? Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.
  
  If that man's straight, then I am sober. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
  
  Butterscotch! Want a lick? I just dont want him to point out my cracker a** in front of Ann. Heyyyyy, hermano. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.
  
  She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? I just dont want him to point out my cracker a** in front of Ann. Fun and failure both start out the same way. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.
  
  George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk!
  
  

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• Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. Coo coo ca chaw. George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Oh, hi, Mom. I have the afternoon free. Really? Did "nothing" cancel? I want to cry so bad, but I don't think I can spare the moisture. She keeps saying that God is going to show me a sign. The… something of my ways. Wisdom?
  
  Turn this skiff around! No one's called him Baby Buster since high school. It's as Ann as the nose on Plain's face. If this tableau I recreate, perhaps I can re-snare my mate. Quicken! Premiere!
  
  A sea of waiters and no one will take a drink order. No, no, it's pronounced a-nal-ra-pist. I figured out a way to make money while I'm working! She's not that Mexican, Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Columbian or something. Annhog's coming?
  
  Oh, yeah. The guy in the $4,000 suit is holding the elevator for a guy who doesn't make that in three months. COME ON! George Michael, you want to put your head down there by his drainage shunt? "If you're suggesting I play favorites, you're wrong. I love all of my children equally." [earlier] I don't care for Gob. Touché, Pandora. But I'm the oldest. The matriarch if you will. Wow. We're just blowing through nap time, aren't we?
  
  

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ya i don't feel like copying/pasting anything else rn, but here is where i do all my thread testing stuff so that's where all the decent examples are. heads up: i use better gaia and had "constrain forum width" on for a long time, so if things aren't lined up quite right, that's why (i recently turned that option off fwiw)

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• Why are you squeezing me with your body? Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.
  
  If that man's straight, then I am sober. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
  
  Butterscotch! Want a lick? I just dont want him to point out my cracker a** in front of Ann. Heyyyyy, hermano. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.

• Why are you squeezing me with your body? Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.
  
  If that man's straight, then I am sober. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
  
  Butterscotch! Want a lick? I just dont want him to point out my cracker a** in front of Ann. Heyyyyy, hermano. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.
  
  She's not 'that Mexican', Mom. She's my Mexican. And she's Colombian or something. What's gotten into you? Have you been eating cheese? Dad asked me to do this on the day he pleads not guilty, as a spectacular protest. A…. ? I just dont want him to point out my cracker a** in front of Ann. Fun and failure both start out the same way. That was Tom Cruise, the actor. Lucille: They said he was some kind of scientist. And with deep, deep concentration and, and great focus, he's often able to achieve an erect– Ohhh little guy. The tears aren't coming. The tears just aren't coming.
  
  George Bush doesn't care about black puppets. Probably out there without a flipper, swimming around in a circle, freaking out his whole family. You can control your bladder when you're dead! Sure, let the little fruit do it. HUZZAH! Well excuse me for liking the way they frame my junk!
  
  

710F0F

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zombeauty

• Why are you squeezing me with your body? Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.
  
  If that man's straight, then I am sober. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
  
  Butterscotch! Want a lick? I just dont want him to point out my cracker a** in front of Ann. Heyyyyy, hermano. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.

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Lovely Sammy

Why are you squeezing me with your body? Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.

If that man's straight, then I am sober. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.



Butterscotch! Want a lick? I just dont want him to point out my cracker a** in front of Ann. Heyyyyy, hermano. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.

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Cassandrahaven

• Why are you squeezing me with your body? Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.
  
  If that man's straight, then I am sober. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
  
  Butterscotch! Want a lick? I just dont want him to point out my cracker a** in front of Ann. Heyyyyy, hermano. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.

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Thistill > waiting to hear back about text & need to do timeskip

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　　　　　▸ TYPE　I'd honestly love an l-shape if it's possible
　　　　　▸ EXTRAS　Add timeskip if you'd like please
　　　　　▸ IMAGES　album

　　　　━　extra info.
　　　　　▸ THEME　I'm open to you doing what you want, though if you need help with a theme then it's really just dark/moody
　　　　　▸ COLORS　red, white, black, gray
　　　　　▸ MAIN TEXT　Xia
　　　　　▸ SUBTEXT　n/a

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unlikable > waiting to hear back about text & need to do timeskip

　　　　　▸ NEED BY　 November 2nd, if that's okay!

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　　　　　▸ TYPE　the last vertical banner sample you made is really nice, so preferably something like that. if not, horizontal banners are cool, too.
　　　　　▸ EXTRAS　i'd love to have a time skip button <3
　　　　　▸ IMAGES　one two three

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　　　　　▸ THEME　something light, girly, and flowery, with hints of a gold/antique aesthetic (like the mirror frame in your last vertical banner sample), but it's ultimately whatever works out the best!
　　　　　▸ COLORS　maybe something like this or this could work, but don't hesitant to change the colors as needed! i'm really bad at choosing palettes so use whatever you feel like ;u;
　　　　　▸ MAIN TEXT　Aura Correia
　　　　　▸ SUBTEXT　n/a
　　　　　▸ MISC.　i am obsessed with the first picture and would love it if you could use that in the graphic. the other two are just if you're not feeling like the first one works. and if you're doing a horizontal banner, i'd like it to be a free-form shape like the second horizontal banner sample you made. if possible, making it in the shape of a flower would be, just, everything <3 aaand i think that's it. thank you so much for considering my request! your graphics are dope btw >u<

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nocturnal sadist > waiting to hear back

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　　　　　▸ TYPE　I have no preference.
　　　　　▸ EXTRAS　N/A
　　　　　▸ IMAGES　X X

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　　　　　▸ THEME　I think grunge would be fitting.
　　　　　▸ COLORS　I'll leave it up to you.
　　　　　▸ MAIN TEXT　Eddy Law
　　　　　▸ SUBTEXT　The Psychopath
　　　　　▸ MISC.　This mostly applies to horizontal graphics, but I prefer abstract over rectangular shapes.

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lego1010 ;

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　　　　　▸ TYPE　quest thread graphics
　　　　　▸ EXTRAS　Navigation, Law & Order, This Person, Quest, Side Quests, Completed Quests, Donors, Associates, Music & Fun, Reserved, Credits
　　　　　▸ IMAGES　image 1, image 2, image 3, image 4

　　　　━　extra info.
　　　　　▸ THEME　idk if this helps, but it's supposed to be based off of this and this along with their album covers -- note: should be based more on the first two images
　　　　　▸ COLORS　this or this - feel free to mix and match if you think some colors don't match/it'll look better -- note: if you think neither of these colors fit the images, feel free to use other colors you have in mind lol
　　　　　▸ MAIN TEXT　[insert name here]
　　　　　▸ SUBTEXT　a quest thread
　　　　　▸ MISC.　The first image was from an artist and I got his/her permission to use it here. I had this specific font in mind, but if you can't do it, feel free to use whatever font you'd like that fits the thread overall.

For image 3, if possible, I'd like the words to be removed from the image, but if you can't, it's all good. I also have a request, if you could alternate between images 2-4 across the extra banners, that would be great (i.e. for Navigation, you have image 2, Law & Order has image 3, etc.) Again, if not, you are free to choose whatever you feel like doing/what you feel would look better for the thread overall!
Edit: I thought about the above part for a little bit and I think it might make the thread look messy so if you think that it would be messy too, you can entirely forgo this part and just use the first image for all the sub headers!

Also, just some additional info in case you're confused, I would prefer only image 1 in the main graphic and if you want to, you can choose to put some sort of background that is simple or something with it.

if you have any other questions/comments, just lmk

• Why are you squeezing me with your body? Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.
  
  If that man's straight, then I am sober. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.

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tsvndere

　　　　　▸ DISCORD MilkTea#4384 if you wanna use it, i'm always online though so feel free to just pm me if you want loool
　　　　　▸ NEED BY don't really have a specific day, but the sooner the better tbh, i'm willing to add a nice tip for any trouble

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　　　　　▸ TYPE art shop graphics! title header, simple post header, footer, side bar maybe? anything you can think of that would be fit for the shop and you don't mind doing!
　　　　　▸ EXTRAS maybe a simple little "reserved" and "open" graphic? and extra would be a milk themed bump graphic and a peach themed one * w* i feel like im asking for so much im sorry
　　　　　▸ IMAGES I'll link a few for some ideas or anything you can add to make it hella aesthetic. you don't have to use all of these or even any of them. anything you can find on google that fits is fine loool honestly you can just have fun with it:
img 1 / img 2 / img 3 / img 4 / img 5 / img 6
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　　　　　▸ THEME milk and peach themeddd; my nickname is milk and hers is peach, so that will be our entire shop theme. anything aesthetic looking to do with milk or peaches is a-okay lmao
　　　　　▸ COLORS white, pastel pink, apricot/peach, pastel blue if it fits? and anything else that would look good with it!
　　　　　▸ MAIN TEXT if you do a title header it can say "Milk and Peach"
　　　　　▸ SUBTEXT "a joint chibi shop"
　　　　　▸ MISC. I don't have too much more to add! I don't have a specific vision for it, so you can play around with it as you see fit. any thing aesthetically pleasing that fits into the theme is fine with c: aaa I really hope I'm not asking a whole lot ;u; I'll def include a tip, like 10kp or more lol
cause i know my order is all over the place

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  Why are you squeezing me with your body? Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.
  
  
  
  If that man's straight, then I am sober. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
  
  Butterscotch! Want a lick? I just dont want him to point out my cracker a** in front of Ann. Heyyyyy, hermano. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.

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guts

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　　　　　▸ TYPE　horizontal or vertical banner, whichever you think's best
　　　　　▸ EXTRAS　nah i'm good
　　　　　▸ IMAGES　1 2 3 4 5

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　　　　　▸ THEME　grunge-ish
　　　　　▸ COLORS　reds and grayscale
　　　　　▸ MAIN TEXT　Nolan Evander Sinclair
　　　　　▸ SUBTEXT　"Noel"
　　　　　▸ MISC.　not really looking for anything in particular, and I know the images aren't the best to work with so feel free to make it minimalistic if need be.

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Femme Mantis

　　　　　▸ NEED BY　I'm in no rush!

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　　　　　▸ TYPE　whatever you think works best with the images, I'm not picky!
　　　　　▸ EXTRAS　n/a, I don't need extras.
　　　　　▸ IMAGES　album (your pick of images, the gif doesn't have to be added in, it's just there as an added reference)

　　　　━　extra info.
　　　　　▸ THEME　glitchy, sharp shaped edges but clean cut. feel free to use a little vintage texture or pin stripes on it.
　　　　　▸ COLORS　reds and blacks, as long as it matches the character I am happy!
　　　　　▸ MAIN TEXT　Alastor
　　　　　▸ SUBTEXT　the radio demon
　　　　　▸ MISC.　artistic freedom is given with this one. I'm not too picky about fonts but also please try not to make the image too large as my screen resolution is 1366 x 768.

• Why are you squeezing me with your body? Come on, this is a Bluth family celebration. It's no place for children. Michael was having brunch with Sally Sitwell at a restaurant called Skip Church's Bistro. In addition to brunch, the restaurant was known for an item on the menu called the "Skip's Scramble", an omelet that contained everything on the menu. Do not order the Skip's Scramble. I know, I just call her Annabelle cause she's shaped like a…she's the belle of the ball! That's so you can videotape it when they put you in a naked pyramid and point to your Charlie Browns. ♪♪ Somewhere… over the rainbow… there's another rainbow… ♪♪ A-coodle-doodle-doo. A-coodle-doodle-doo.
  
  If that man's straight, then I am sober. Maybe it was the other George Michael. You know, the singer-songwriter. I need a tea to give my dingle less tingle. I am having a love affair with this ice cream sandwich.
  
  Butterscotch! Want a lick? I just dont want him to point out my cracker a** in front of Ann. Heyyyyy, hermano. I've always been deeply passionate about nature. Perhaps you remember Neuterfest? M: I'll never forget your wedding. Pound is tic-tac-toe, right? There's been a lot of lying in this family. And a lot of love! More lies. But I did finally get into Dad's pants. Although I had to have the crotch taken in a little bit.