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- Posted: Sat, 13 Aug 2011 22:53:02 +0000
- ♔ : __ GAVRIIL ➦ : ★ FORTUNATOV ❜
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- ★ WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M NON - EXISTANT? I'M : Saint Petersburg.
☆ CLOTHES NEEDN'T COME OFF TO KNOW I'M : ♂
★ THAT'S A RUDE THING TO ASK A STRANGER : Twenty-six.
☆ I SAID THAT CAUSE FRANCE WAS AROUND : Che, what? Don't ask weird questions like that. >:/T
★ HUH? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? : Uh, don't know. Don't think so. / deadpan.
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Oh. / smile. Hello. Who are you? Hm...? You want to know things about me? Well, I guess I have some time. My name is Gavriil Fotunatov. / grin. I am the city of St. Petersburg, most tourist - friendly city of Russia. Which, of course, isn't saying a lot, since most of them seem to hate foreigners. > 3> Not to be confused with St. Petersburg, Florida. I will cut you. / completely serious. I am a enthusiast of history, music, and the arts in general, something which most of Russia seems to have overlooked... Wh - What? What do you mean Moscow is more famous than me..?! Shut up, that is so not true! I mean, I know he's the capital and s**t, but all he really has are churches and overpriced living arrangements, while I have Nevsky Prospekt, the Hermitage Museum, the Winter Palace and list goes on! Look, you can go to all the cities in Russia, you're gonna find some that you like, and if you still like Moscow, then... ******** you. :/
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▌█ i went to st. petersburg recently! and moscow! o 7 o!! it was cool. 8D
▌█ lol, but anyway. THIS IS ST. PETERSBURG. B|||
▌█ Valentina, mentioned up there is the current head of administrative power (so, the governor).
▌█ and he does have many nicknames. c: but i won't go into them now. |D
▌█ the story behind his OFFICIAL name is controversial enough.
▌█ first, his name was saint petersburg. then, it got changed to petrogad (thanks to pushkin), and then to leningrad, and then back to saint petersburg.
▌█ he's kinda embarrassed at having had the name of leningrad...
▌█ because, i mean. the revolution's over, bro. you can sit the ******** down. :/
▌█ he guesses it's not as bad as being called stalingrad, though. lulz.
▌█ that said, he, unlike some russian cities, is completely over the whole communism ordeal.
▌█ gavriil is very adaptable, and it didn't take him long to get used to the way in which capitalism works.
▌█ he's more of a "forget the past" kind of guy.
▌█ which doesn't mean he can't hold a grudge. he's still bitter with moscow for taking the captial title away from him.
▌█ then again, he's bitter with moscow for just about everything. |D
▌█ mostly because moscow gets way more attention than him, for no reason at all! (as far as he's concerned, anyway)
▌█ ironically, he owns a high speed train connecting him and moscow. it's really cool and fancy and has internet access. *u*
▌█ i mean, technically, it belongs to moscow too, but... you know.
▌█ ehm... what else. well, he was founded by tsar peter the great...
▌█ oh, and! i should probably mention, the art scene in st. petersburg is amazing!
▌█ i would say it's the most artistic city in russia.
▌█ he enjoys reading, too. pushkin, dostoyevsky, nobokov, you name it.
▌█ speaking of pushkin, gavriil spends most of his time in a quaint little place called Pushkinskaya 10, which is kinda like an art center.
▌█ it's ******** awesome.
▌█ he tries to give russia a good name, so he will be nice to everyone, except:
▌█ moscow, for a lot of reasons.
▌█ new york, because... well, just because. in the end, he's just jealous. = 3= ~
▌█ venice, because he can do it better. (the neva river runs across st. petersburg, one of his nicknames is venice of the north, yatta yatta)
▌█ st. petersburg, florida. for stealing his name, lol.
▌█ and... i think that's it. o 3o ;;
▌█ he owns a very handsome cat named yaroslav. c:
▌█ he's fond of art, history, vodka, gardens, tourism, music, and borscht.
▌█ ................... and i'm dead now. |D so, more to come. c:
▌█ love! 8D
▌█ he is single, open for pre-planning. and that is all. |D
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